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watching more old rocko eps and finding out that ed bighead partially hates rocko because he thought rocko slept with his wife is going to drive me insane

larkstonguesinaspicpart1

Ed looks out his window every morning and sees this little homewrecking slut

trainthief

I actually genuinely love dealing with angry and aggressive customers because it’s SO funny. They always come in with a specific level of energy and they expect whoever they deal with to be scared of them and then when I’m clearly not physically or emotionally intimidated they get SO flustered and start doing the weirdest shit to regain power in the situation. Like there’s absolutely nothing you could do to me in this coffee shop that would ever even make my Top 10 Scariest Interactions With People but by all means, keep faking that phone call to your boss who apparently knows the Starbucks mermaid personally.

sims4likesandsuch

Is that the right way to deal with people paying you for a service? Is it really worth losing customers and potential customers so you can pretend like you are someone important? What could they be irate about? You put whip cream on the latte? You didn’t leave your finger on the grinder button long enough? I find it hysterical that someone so low on the food chain needs to feel like they have a big dick! It’s rather pathetic that someone that is one step-up from pushing carts for a living can be so delusional. I would be petty if my daily life was to warm up milk or grind beans for a living but at the end of the day you are the one wearing an apron & wiping piss off toilets for a living. I think we all know who really wins

trainthief

Cranky because I told you your “grande 20 oz skinny breve latte” order made no fucking sense aren’t you

raindancejodi

OP: I don’t let rude customers intimidate or bully me

This Fucking Person: So you’re just a rude bitch huh? That’s it? You’re fucking rude and horrible and just fucking spit on your customers is that right? I’m Very Important

thefatfuck-irl

plantanarchy

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

nihilistwife

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

plantanarchy

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

nihilistwife

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

minionresearch

ahellakawaiigirl-blog

things i want to be

really hot

not poor

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reactionfaces

kitty

*dry food crunches* Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”