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op i hope you know about the guy on r/kitchenconfidential
This is me though. Like actually.
For my birthday a few years back, my girl fulfilled a lifelong dream of mine— she purchased whole giant sashimi-grade chunks of salmon for me to "eat with my hands and face like a bear." That was the exact wish I expressed and wanted ever since I was a penniless 18 year old staring longingly at sushi counters.
I was delighted, it was so deeply satisfying and very delicious. You absolutely MUST eat it with your face and hands. No utensils. Just chomp out of the hunk.
She did it again for me this Valentine’s Day and doubled it up this time. I love her so much. She has a video somewhere of me happy and talking about how much I love life while chomping into and conversationally gesturing with a giant chunk of fishflesh as she watched in awestruck and vaguely charmed horror.


















