All Over The Place

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[vsingers]

new favorite tweet

[moonybear]

op i hope you know about the guy on r/kitchenconfidential

[lyrifaun]

This is me though. Like actually.

For my birthday a few years back, my girl fulfilled a lifelong dream of mine— she purchased whole giant sashimi-grade chunks of salmon for me to "eat with my hands and face like a bear." That was the exact wish I expressed and wanted ever since I was a penniless 18 year old staring longingly at sushi counters.

I was delighted, it was so deeply satisfying and very delicious. You absolutely MUST eat it with your face and hands. No utensils. Just chomp out of the hunk.

She did it again for me this Valentine’s Day and doubled it up this time. I love her so much. She has a video somewhere of me happy and talking about how much I love life while chomping into and conversationally gesturing with a giant chunk of fishflesh as she watched in awestruck and vaguely charmed horror.

[lastoneout]

[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC

[dip-dop-pines-deactivated201603]

What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

[moonarchy]

[thegamerinallofus]

Still hearing the ads music after you close the page

[elfzelda]

having adblock

[silver-tongues-blog]

Sites that forbid adblock

[running-in-blind]

When ads pop up even when Adblock is enabled

[cosmic-noir]

When porn ads pop up unexpectedly

[vampire-crimson]

this post gets better everytime i see it

[satanicedition-blog]

When you try get rid of the add really fast but accidentally click on the link that sends you to seventy different pages before you can go back.

[cipheral]

THIS POST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[satanicedition-blog]

When the ad shows something you’re actually interested in.

[randomfanposter]

When you have to wait to skip the ad

[shitadriensays-blog]

When the ad is about abused/animals needing homes

[doublerainbowcosplay-blog]

@extraordinaquari

[nearsightedgirl]

I dub this post “The Legend of Advertisements”! 

[balance-is-here-deactivated2016]

when you get rid of the add but it keeps coming back.

[dsmaster7173]

It got better.

[askchibirainbowgate-deactivated]

Making it my goal to reblog this once every day lol

[midnight-mocha-is-vibin]

When you get so many ads at once that the site you’re on crashes and you have to reload the page.

[vanilliteparfait-deactivated201]

When an ad plays awesome music

[northeastartist]

MY DASH HAS BEEN BLESSED

WHAT ABOUT ADS THAT SUDDENLY APPEAR AND START TALKING WITH NO CONTEXT

[plexsxntly-sweet-memories-deact]

Ads that suddenly appear and start talking with no context

[retro-tofu87]

[iiroxeniteii]

All of the Septic Bubbles for Sam <3 

[therealjacksepticeye]

Cute floating boi

[glitterandearth-deactivated2016]

I get to hold happiness in my arms everyday and it’s the craziest thing

[babyanimalgifs]

Just a hedgehog enjoying a massage

[heyriel-art]

Super snuggly kitty I painted for a dear friend back in 2015 :>

[beautiful-wildlife]

Resting Pup by © Michael Cummings

[mogchar]

HAPPY FAT TUESDAY!!! yum yum yum

[jns-art]

Some roll safe lucios

Check me out on: Twitter 

[mocitty33-deactivated20180506]

Omg, mitch u are not alone

I turn red like a beet

[theeeninja]

OMG I totally haven’t seen this till now! D: what was this from??

[thesnicketfile]

Lemony Snicket's Advice on Writing a Nice Thank-You Note

1. Do not start with the thank you.

2. Start with any other sentence. If you first say, “Thank you for the nice sweater,” you can’t imagine what to write next. Say, “It was so wonderful to come home from school to find this nice sweater. Thank you for thinking of me on Arbor Day.”

3. Then you’re done.

I recommend learning how to write a very good thank-you note. A child who can write a nice thank-you note can turn into a cocaine dealer five years later and be remembered as the child who wrote nice thank-you notes.

[feiyuekungfushoes]

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follow back

[parentalconsentisadvised]

Reblog save a woman’s life.

[sunbathe]

just so everyone knows, antifacism.org is a honeypot (most likely to collect ip addresses) run by facists. do not visit that website. also /r/antifa on reddit is run by facists as well.

[kiokushitakaa]

the site is antifascism dot org, and based on a preliminary google search for “is antifascism org a honeypot,” several forum and image board posts come up with people saying the same thing as op here. so i’d say it’s legit, and you should def stay off of it.

honestly not surprised about the reddit one.

[rickieedd]

Barbie Vlog #9

[thatsthat24]

PREACH BARBIE

[grantaireandeponine-deactivated]

I’d never thought id be that much inspired by barbie

[brendaonao3]

I find that, for me, the work is a safe place to put all the stuff you don’t want to put in your real life. I don’t want to be a crazy, manic asshole. I don’t want to have an affair. I don’t want to have a fucking gunfight. But! There’s a part of your brain that wants to experience everything, and so work’s a safe place to explore it all. Both in the writing and in the performing. I get to write about an affair. I get to have the guilt and the feeling of that without having to fuck my life up. [laughs] Art is the place to safely explore all those other sides of you, because the side you want to bring home is the side that wants to be a good father and be a good husband and be a good son. In art we can be fucking nuts

Lin-Manuel Miranda pretty much nailing why all art and means of creative expression is so important (x)

[sportsfemme-deactivated20170529]