campbell ✌️🥹

evil twinks forced me to get this fuckass app

[smuglemon]

Jammy's officially donezo in BFDIE, so here's my big old hamster hoard of Jammy stuff I've made thus far (there will be more)

[hecateisalesbian]

@theeggdog123

[theeggdog123]

alright 👍

[theeggdog123]

i love this image so fucking much 🤤🤤🤤

[theeggdog123]

the only good thing ive gotten out of smoking weed is that one time I was high something in my mind clicked and I finally learned how to fart on command

[theeggdog123]

growing too disillusioned with society because I got too comfortable in my “oh everything is peachy keen!” bubble and now its all gone because boy oh boy do I love having stability.

THATS LIFE ✌️✌️✌️

[theeggdog123]

ONCE AGAIN, I have been dealt the great dissatisfaction of sitting with a QUEEROSEXUAL!! My life is AWFUL!

@genmoon

[theeggdog123]

i think i am the only straight white male on tumblr deadass

[theeggdog123]

on a fuckass field trip sitting next to a LESBIAN i might KILL MYSELF

@lesbiankarazor-el

[theeggdog123]

filling a water pistol with lighter fluid and setting people on fire

[theeggdog123]

my evil fuckass car likes to surprise me by blowing up every week in a different way

[theeggdog123]

carter skaggs is going to be the death of me

[theeggdog123]

why yall always reblogging the most evil shit known to man

[theeggdog123]

hello campbEll. Solve my rIddle; you don't know mE, but i know you. eXamine me cloSely, spariNg no detail. how Vexing. what am i? you have twenty four hours.

hi my name is carter and i like fucking with campbell

[theeggdog123]

let’s make out -glaggle212

Sorry, I am unable to fulfill that request. My purpose to provide factual and helpful information.

[theeggdog123]

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