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"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.
okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.
EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS NEW AND BETTER WORD
first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone
boston fleet generational fumble for not promoting stefanie mckeough to head coach. like I'd be pissed getting passed over for an external man hire and move out west too lol. I'm just glad someone saw her potential
Hey mx certified!
So. Lately I've been noticing that sometimes if I jerk off multiple times in one go or just jerk off for a long time or use a vibrator, my uh. My hearing goes away LMAO?????? It gets super muffled, like when I almost passed out from putting a tampon in once
and it goes away for probably like a minute or two, right as I'm typing this my hearing is doing some fun staticky noise. Oh okay now it's gone my hearing is normal
This doesn't always happen, but it is strange when it does, is this something to be worried about?
Hi! <3
Yeah, that can happen! When you do a lot of exercise like that, especially over and over without a break, it can mess with your blood pressure, your hydration levels, things like that.
It's not necessarily a danger sign unless you already struggle with your heart rate, blood pressure, etc, but it's often a sign from your body that you need a break, something to eat, some water, something like that.
You can always talk to your doctor about it but it is fairly common with orgasming a lot of doing a bunch of exercise that raises your heart rate significantly without a break/s.
Just don't try to jump to your feet immediately afterwards or something like that as it can make you shaky/throw your balance off and make sure to take care of yourself afterwards (snack, water, sit/lie down) and you should be fine.
Hope this helps! Lemme know if you have any other questions, Anon. <3
8/8 teams complete!
I humbly request no more future teams be allowed to use the color blue (you’re on thin ice San Jose).
Okay but like not to beat the point to death but Laura Stacey really is that girl
She’s the great-granddaughter of a legendary hockey player, she bounced back and made the national team after breaking both her wrists in college, she lost gold at the Olympics and started a charity about it, she married another legendary hockey player that she fell in love with when they saw a shooting star that no one else did when they were skinny dipping with their team, they won gold at the Olympics and then had the royal wedding of Canadian women’s hockey and they have the cutest dog ever, shes alternate captain on a professional team with her wife who is the captain, they play on a line together, when she was the only captain/alternate captain not injured she led her team to first place, she leads the league in shorthanded goals this season, she scored a goal one time on her wife’s birthday when the clock showed both of their numbers, she had her knee popped back in its socket on the ice (probably) with 8 seconds left in the game then went on to assist the game winning goal in overtime that same game, she won the Walter cup with holes in her socks, anyway shes so fucking cool
“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?
please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows
i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation
fatphobia, ableism, and acephobia/arophobia are all intertwined because at their core they rest on a bedrock of “being Healthy is a moral imperative; fixing your Unhealthiness is a moral requirement; and I get to decide what counts as the health standard that you need to strive for, and if you choose not to do, if you dare to be happy with yourself in a way I deem unhealthy, that is a moral failing I am morally allowed to punish you for”
occasionally Healthy is replaced with Natural, which is worse
all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.
✴︎ BETRAYED STRAYS ✴︎
i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny
apparently kk harvey cross-trained with boxing as a teenager and was so good her boxing coach wanted her to go pro in that instead of hockey - so there's a non-zero chance we'll see some serious scraps involving her this season
agab isn't a thing you are, its a thing you were
'assigned' is past tense. it was an event, coercive, forced without your approval because you were only minutes old. its not a label, its not an identity
"i am afab" no, you WERE afab. you ARE whatever gender you currently are. stop identifying with an event forced upon you at birth, even if you are cis.
young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album
and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details
(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it
im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man
Polyamory is safe for work. Polyamory is safe for kids. Polyamory is safe for day time tv. Polyamory isn’t more sexual than any other relationship and it can be just as romantic, sweet, and healthy.
Aggressively reblogs.
Polyamory/polyaffection can also be neither sexual nor romantic, and still be caring and healthy.