EGGMAN EMPIRE

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we are the eggman empire. Colored text will vary on who we are.

current people who have written on this account.

Metal sonic - blue

Eggman - red

Me (motobug 273)- green

more will be added.

[ottermercurial]

SHIP'S LOG NUMBER SEVENTEEN

BRINY BRINIER YET BRINIER

THE WAVES KEEP GROWING

THE SCURVY CUTTING DEEPER

RUM SUPPLY NEGATIVE

THIS NEXT VOYAGE

SEEMS

VERY

VERY

SWASHBUCKLING

...

WHAT SAY YE BOTH?

[kris-dreemurr-offical]

@captain-gaster-offical i think someone stole your ship's log

[captain-gaster-offical]

STOP SNOOPING(as) IN MY FUCKING DIARY!

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asshole thats my line

[incorrect-sonic-lore]

i am creating another metal virus

- totally not eggman

YOU FOOL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?

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anyways im going to another planet so i dont die

fuck you sonic

[astraea-thestarborn]

spamt

[specil-salesmen-1997]

g

[astraea-thestarborn]

oh my god guys its spamton

[blue-knuckles]

im gonna throw rocks at spamton how about that

[specil-salesmen-1997]

WHAT DID I DO TO YOU

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i told blue knuckles to do it

[fortunelowtier]

OH GOD DAMNIT IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

SANS IS THE CONSTANT VARIABLE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE SANS

[sans-sanstheskeleton]

...uhhhh... i promise it's not what it looks like.

[blue-knuckles]

SANS WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO

[offical-hades]

SERIOUSLY SANS!? AGAIN!?!?

[blue-knuckles]

HADES???

[sans-sanstheskeleton]

listen i'm sorry but it had to be done.

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SANS THIS IS TOO EVIL EVEN FOR ME

[sans-sanstheskeleton]

dawg don't even i know what you've done.

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me, being the genius doctor eggman, will give you a list

Mass murder, Mass brainwashing, World domination, Terrorism, Abuse of power, Animal cruelty, Poaching, Stalking, Slavery, Kidnapping, Theft, Conspiracy, Incrimination, Blackmail, Invasion, War crimes, Arson, Destruction of property, Pollution, Torture, Unethical experimentation, Unlawful imprisonment, Attempted genocide, Attempted omnicide.

[sans-sanstheskeleton]

attempted g e n o c i d e, you say?

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and omnicide

[sans-sanstheskeleton]

doesn't work for the joke.

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eh, but yeah. LOTS of mass murder and (attempted) genocide.

[fortunelowtier]

OH GOD DAMNIT IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

SANS IS THE CONSTANT VARIABLE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE SANS

[sans-sanstheskeleton]

...uhhhh... i promise it's not what it looks like.

[blue-knuckles]

SANS WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO

[offical-hades]

SERIOUSLY SANS!? AGAIN!?!?

[blue-knuckles]

HADES???

[sans-sanstheskeleton]

listen i'm sorry but it had to be done.

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SANS THIS IS TOO EVIL EVEN FOR ME

[sans-sanstheskeleton]

dawg don't even i know what you've done.

[theeggmanempirejoinnow]

me, being the genius doctor eggman, will give you a list

Mass murder, Mass brainwashing, World domination, Terrorism, Abuse of power, Animal cruelty, Poaching, Stalking, Slavery, Kidnapping, Theft, Conspiracy, Incrimination, Blackmail, Invasion, War crimes, Arson, Destruction of property, Pollution, Torture, Unethical experimentation, Unlawful imprisonment, Attempted genocide, Attempted omnicide.

[sans-sanstheskeleton]

attempted g e n o c i d e, you say?

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and omnicide

[fortunelowtier]

OH GOD DAMNIT IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

SANS IS THE CONSTANT VARIABLE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE SANS

[sans-sanstheskeleton]

...uhhhh... i promise it's not what it looks like.

[blue-knuckles]

SANS WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO

[offical-hades]

SERIOUSLY SANS!? AGAIN!?!?

[blue-knuckles]

HADES???

[sans-sanstheskeleton]

listen i'm sorry but it had to be done.

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SANS THIS IS TOO EVIL EVEN FOR ME

[sans-sanstheskeleton]

dawg don't even i know what you've done.

[theeggmanempirejoinnow]

me, being the genius doctor eggman, will give you a list

Mass murder, Mass brainwashing, World domination, Terrorism, Abuse of power, Animal cruelty, Poaching, Stalking, Slavery, Kidnapping, Theft, Conspiracy, Incrimination, Blackmail, Invasion, War crimes, Arson, Destruction of property, Pollution, Torture, Unethical experimentation, Unlawful imprisonment, Attempted genocide, Attempted omnicide.

[fortunelowtier]

OH GOD DAMNIT IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

SANS IS THE CONSTANT VARIABLE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE SANS

[sans-sanstheskeleton]

...uhhhh... i promise it's not what it looks like.

[blue-knuckles]

SANS WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO

[offical-hades]

SERIOUSLY SANS!? AGAIN!?!?

[blue-knuckles]

HADES???

[sans-sanstheskeleton]

listen i'm sorry but it had to be done.

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SANS THIS IS TOO EVIL EVEN FOR ME

[heyimriver]

New reblog game

Like it's basically Just lie about the previous poster. But actually lie about the previous poster not just one person

@urlocal-ace-of-spades @nyxxikat @yippeewhoohwooeeppiy @jerdabigback @crowthesapphic @thatnonbinanry @oopsallhomo @aleksxsxs AND OPEN TAGS LITERALLY ANYONE JOIN.

Like whoever reblogs this has to lie about me and whoever reblogs their post has to lie about them. You get me? :P

Anyways have fun guys :D

[crowthesapphic]

Oky imma try this

River isn’t cool

(⬆️ pointing out that this is the lie about prev cause I over think and don’t wanna lose friends (: )

@whoopcacao @woahlookatthatcoolbird @eggsuperiority @ameliasmith1313 @heyimriver @bisexualawesomeness

[woahlookatthatcoolbird]

oh oh oh ummm.......... lemme think think..............

Crow is secretly the long lost mpreg child of Jamilton. How they are still currently alive i dont know she just is

(I have never seen hamilton before)

@qwerty-sky @stargazer56cipher @fishymari @yippeewhoohwooeeppiy @legendaryllamawolf @ur-fav-shakespeare-nerd + anyone else who wants to join!!

[fishymari]

Erm uh lookatthatbirdie doesn't like chocate chip muffins and thinks that blueberry ones are better (they are tho)

@nyx-is-very-tired @circus-puppet-error @meridamermaid @bu0yants @socksfromthedishwasher @ellieintheworld

[socksfromthedishwasher]

fishymari hates chinchou….it’s their least favorite pokémon >:( oh

@al-e-x-ander @spaceloverjelly @hergegergegergeger @hffghhf @emisnotfound @ruino1fan i currently cannot think of any more because my brain is being wonky rn but!!! anyone!!! who sees this!!!

[ruino1fan]

Your socks are from the dryer.

@thatcatstickfigure @touakicatsss @ichika-nui @lemoneblossom @levorenin tags open too…

[lemoneblossom]

ive never interacted with u lmao but this seems cool thx for tagging me :))

ren (thats your name right, it was in your intro) HATES rui

(sry idk much abt u so i cant do a better lie im just going on your user)

@jamwam0 @the-worm-from-the-string @autophobiastar @wenouma @pepperpocket + open tags :3

[jamwam0]

madi HATES south park and musicals 👀👀

@niktokof @nehelenia-scythe @hi-imaflamingo @cuspid64

[niktokof]

prev is number one hater of Sam & Max

@fatelosingitspatience @beatrixie12 @autisimyfoxerronii @agendermarimba @laverish @meph-829 @transmasc-offical @voxisme + others i forgor

[meph-829]

Niktokof despises sea sponges of all varieties.

@fated-fucked-future @maplethedarkshine @mamarobotnikoffical @guntankfan @adventureerasonic @zephyr-the-artist

+♾️

[astraea-thestarborn]

prev is NOT mephiles the dark

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i destroyed previous rebloggers future

@grounders-wife-official

[incorrect-sonic-lore]

did you know? sonic and shadow are transgender and also lesbians and they go kissy sometimes

Did you know...?

Sonic and Shadow are transgender and also lesbians and they go kissy sometimes.

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as eggman i support every member of the lgbtq community

but not the hedgehog

[gbling00py]

Tightly on a leash <33

An offering for the great @doctor-ivo-eggman-robotnik because I feel the need to make his yearning way worse lmao. also thiss was based HEAVILY off of this post.

This is silly and stupid and I refuse to admit how long it took for me to finish this god-awful drawing of this absolute FREAKAZOID!!! But eh, you win some you loose some.

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agent stone...😍

[that-one-fuckass-stone-image]

stone get back to work

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wrong universe

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NO WAY

I CANT BELIEVE THIS! 😭

[breadfrom-space]

Working efficiently!

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this did happen

- eggman

[maxpawb]

It's scary to be transgender in the world right now but if you're transgender I love you and we have to stick together and keep fighting and keep living and keep loving

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The eggman empire approves of trans people

[blue-knuckles]

me and @theeggmanempirejoinnow

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FUCKING KILL YOURSELF WE ARE THE SAME PERSON

[blue-knuckles]

me and @theeggmanempirejoinnow

[the-hydroxian-artblog]

Metal Sonic doesn't slide enough. he needs to slide more. it's sick as hell when he does it

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My son did NOT do this

Stop harrassing him

- eggman