Milk Man

22, don't really post much, mainly a nerd. NSFW

[theepicmilkman]

Might be the saddest thing I've done in a while. No plate, just pizza on my desk at home. Oof.

[pancakereport-deactivated201904]

Date someone who will let you fall asleep in their car, drive the whole time, be okay with it, and avoid the holes so you sleep fine.

[itsdetachable]

Bonus points if they curse the government for not using their taxes to fill the holes with more cement while they do it

[theepicmilkman]

Going through my old liked posts, and man. I did that for a solid 11 hours driving up here with my lil goblin and cats going to our new adventure together. God I love my lil family so much. I'd do it again, too. Heh

[theepicmilkman]

I haven't used this shit in years. How's everyone been?!!

[theepicmilkman]

So, I recently took a cat in from a neglected owner. She jumped out of their car as I was eating lunch before work that day and saw her go under my car. I quickly got a to go bag and pulled her from under my car. The poor girl was pitiful. The owners came out and offered her to me since they were going to dump her anyways (real assholes, honestly). So I started caring for her as I called my boss and asked if he cared if I took her to the vet. Since then my girlfriend and I have been taking care of her; we took her into the vet to find out she was having respiratory problems, feline pink eye, fleas, ear mites, worms, and was barely over a pound. I paid the money needed and got her to her furever home. After weeks of meds and food every 4 hours I'm happy to say she's recovered and a very loving/playful lil kitten! Her name is Morgana and she's definitely stole my heart! Picture 1: moments after I got her Picture 2: day after I got her and got her into the vet Picture 3: my girlfriend drying off the lil one after a Dawn bath Picture 4+: random photos of her just being cute and meeting the other kitty, Tatl!

[theepicmilkman]

Going through my following list makes me realize I used to have so many friends. Then I just kinda dropped off the face of the planet. ;^;

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

hey guys

[stachionalgeographic]

what happens if the

[trapcard]

*lil wayne voice* call that

[soyestoday]

this entire post should not be a thing

[lord-kitschener]

Hey guys I just wanted to pop in and say that you’re all a bunch of disgusting demons from hell

[scottandhiskind]

[princess-tia-beanie-deactivated]

@lady-mousepad this is almost as bad as beerdicking

[theepicmilkman]

Working these splits makes me want to die. :D never get to do a thing because I’m at work from 2am-10am, then go back at 1pm-11:30pm sunday-Friday. Woooooo.

[onodera-kosaki]

オーバーウォッチまとめ６ | h@ge [pixiv] ※Permission was granted by the artist to upload their work.

[bob-belcher]

[slightmood]

[theepicmilkman]

Honestly I feel bad for anyone who went to school with me and follows me on here. :p

[theepicmilkman]

PUBG then bed. I’ll be back to doing splits again, this sucks. :/

[theepicmilkman]

Its her first time being in snow. My lil pupper didn’t want to even walk in it. She finally opened up and started playing in it though. :)

[ruinedchildhood]

[theepicmilkman]

Finished Ash Vs Evil Dead and now I’m sad because honestly Evil Dead is my favorite and its pretty much over. ;^;

[theepicmilkman]

Its feeling like a pubg and chicken tendie kinda night.

[melonmemes]

[theepicmilkman]

I’m so tired but can’t fucking sleep. Back to Ash VS Evil Dead I suppose.