[eeeevol]

[tohkyo]

[invdious]

[quinzel-isley]

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

[mybeltruns]

grandpa got game

[effington]

[tkkatherineblog]

[4a0000-deactivated20180901]

[jon-lox]

imagine being model-hot AND this funny so consistently that it’s your brand

[neckkiss]

[planetofvenus-deactivated201809]

More people are concerned with why women stay in abusive relationships than why men are abusing women

[clementineaz]

SAY IT AGAIN

[anarchetypalarchive]

so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he’s “not very confrontational” and i was like you are?? a lawyer???

and he said “yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i’m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.”

[inlovesuggest]

a nice idea: i wake up, the love of my life is tangled up in the sheets next to me, the sun is shining, my plants are alive and i know that there’s loads of fresh fruit in our kitchen. life is good.

[ameliastardust]

I’ve never seen a sign with SO LITTLE CHILL BEFORE

[melonmemes]

Well ShiT!

[boxofleftovermuffins]

Can I have the sheriff instead?

[surprisebitch]

“yes sherrif please add your cream to my donut”

[brawling]

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[queernigga]

this solidarity

[earthshaker1217]

Wholesome

[super-shar]

Pretty sure the professor would have told her to access a library or computer lab to complete the assignment

[the-third-girl-from-the-left]

^no joke tho

[estorossa]