So... yeah...

My name is Brian, I am 22, and i just graduated from university... what do I do now?

[asheathes]

Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire were intelligent children, and they were charming, and resourceful, and had pleasant facial features, but they were extremely unlucky, and most everything that happened to them was rife with misfortune, misery, and despair. I’m sorry to tell you this, but that is how the story goes.

[foreveralone-lyguy]

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

[foreveralone-lyguy]

thanks

[recentgooglesearches]

what did they call buttholes in the 1920s

[suicide-pigeons]

The Perks Of Being A Wallflower (2012)

[vanillachigchampa]

[astrophagy]

[shelgon]

[imploder]

How many times has this kind of thing happened

[hardyness]

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them → That moment when Pickett the Bowtruckle is in Newt Scamander’s top pocket and warns him about the Niffler running away.

[techfails]

When it's so cold in the booth that you can barely move your fingers to take your cues

[forever90s]

[ruinedchildhood]

me attracting the opposite sex

[brittany-snow]

[content-dictates-form]

Honestly

[admhawthorne]

She’s absolutely correct.

[leoholzer]

BB-8 being a little shit

[ncc-1337-deactivated20170924]

I love this so much. BB-8 is real he’s not just CGI, he’s an actual functioning robot. There’s just something magical in knowing this beloved droid is an actual thing that exist in our world. 

[theespressostage]

This guy. #ElectWretched Tooth #IStandWithWretchedTooth !!!!

[rialxoan]

[maderadearquitecto]

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

[babyseraphim]

imagine banging someone on that table

[captain-snark]

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

[morbidamusement]

noooooo stop

[sevey6]

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

[gammywank]

[void-oid]

[dirty-dish-butter-deactivated20]

For if you gaze too long into the abyss, The also gazes into you

[5th-avenue-nyc]

My “walk past you like we never met” game strong af.

[meangirlnurse]

i have no self-control

[meangirlnurse]

two people unfollowed me for this and honestly i don’t really blame them

[meangirlnurse]

today someone from the House of Representatives watched this bird dance to Hotline Bling