Reeve

Ich bin eine standgebläser.

[q-branch-official]

(praying feverishly) PLEASE let Count Binface beat Nigel Farage in clacton…PLEASE….Please…

[theevilreeve]

Happy pride month to all my Tumblrs!!!!

[sararasx3]

HDG is all about exploring the fantasy of being in an abusive relationship except you're thriving rather than suffering and also your abuser is actually a good person who only does good things. As for why I relate we have to go all the way back to my childhood- (page 1 of 1739)

[theevilreeve]

Real

[ashes2caches]

a beautiful trans woman is trying to juice my prostateberry.

[theevilreeve]

The usa doesn't even fabricate excuses to fight proxy wars in the middle east anymore wtf

[smoothoperatorleclerc]

rb to have an extra gay 2026

[theevilreeve]

The Grinch x HDG

[theevilreeve]

making a boytoy sit on a dildo and then dangling food above his head so he has to bounce on it to reach it

[theevilreeve]

Sigmund Freud reading HDG

[theevilreeve]

Is it justified to write an omegaverse bl mpreg fanfiction about someone because they made fun of me

[draconym]

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.

[theevilreeve]

Im dying

[decompose1]

neovaginas can get wet naturally

a neophallus can get erect with an implant (this will either be a bendable rod or a device that inflates with saline at the press of a button, usually in the testicles)

both can feel sexual pleasure and experience orgasm

most neovaginas will be able to tolerate larger insertions with enough dilating/training

the nerves in neophalluses take a while to regrow but it is incredibly rare to experience no sexual nerve growth

both can look and feel "normal" if that's what you want, just take good care of your scars and look at your surgeons' results portfolio (and don't be afraid to be picky! its your genitals, you get to decide!)

in fact it's possible for many people to stealth and for their sexual partners to never know. even for phallo, some people with natal penises have erectile implants too, ED is common. neocaginas are often indistinguishable from natal vaginas

many surgeons are starting to offer preservation options for patients who want a more mixed look/don't want to lose what they have

YOU HAVE OPTIONS! demystify bottom surgery

[theevilreeve]

Can I keep it in a jar

[swagophile]

me: yeah so 67 kid is like, a meme cus theres this video of this kid, and- and like it references, like there's a rap song called 67, and, and-

my milf friend: my goodness you are quite knowledgeable about these youth culture things, aren't you? is this anything like 21?

me: [sitting on her lap] no 21 is - omg urghh 21 is the vine meme, with the kid whos like, like you stupid, and then the other kid goes noinot, and

my milf friend: i was on vine, sweetie. i remember

me: oh yeah. well anyways. 6 7 is like popular on tiktok, and tiktok is kinda like if vine was like brainrot, umm, and brainrot is like, do you- do you know what slop is, basically, cus otherwise it wont make sense-

my milf friend: [hugging me really tight and patting my head softly] thats alright hun, you don't have to explain it to me

me: ghgbffhfhfbdhfhf bbut but, i was ggonna,, aand italian brainrot and um,, llabubu

my milf friend: [touching me inappropriately] thats alright, why dont you try explaining how this makes you feel

me: [blushing wildly] wwell,, ggh,, its no labubu,,,

my milf friend: [doing it harder] is it at least.. dubai chocolate?

me: [whimpering] hhow. how do you know that,,, you only kknow um llolcats and um bbad luck brian ans uhm doge,,

my milf friend: [patting my head] that's not true... [putting her hand on my chest] i know plenty of things, maddie. plenty. [starting to unbuckle my shorts] how about you tell me more about slop, okay?

me: gfbfhhfhdd.. bfhdhf.. yyes mommy........

[theevilreeve]

This cured my depression

[theevilreeve]

i wonder what me in 5 years is up to rn

[theevilreeve]

Yayy! :3

[theevilreeve]

Why are straight men so awful :(

[misspetbait]

once again thinking about this image...

i want ts so bad y'all

[theevilreeve]

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