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[litttleprincess-deactivated2017]

HELPLINE MASTERLIST

[codedredalert]

The original post only has US helplines. I've added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.

Depression Hotline: [phone]

Suicide Hotline: [phone]

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: [phone]

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453

Text (in case you aren't up to making a phone call) hotline: 741-741 (Text CONNECT to begin, more info at http://www.crisistextline.org/ )

UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail [email protected]

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem) : 08001111

Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: [email protected]

Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 [email protected]

b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: [email protected]

b-eat youthline (for under 25's with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: [email protected]

Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600

Drinkline: 0800 9178282

Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail [email protected]

Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

India Self Harm Hotline: [phone]

India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669

Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7

suicide hotlines;

Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430

Australia: 13-11-14

Austria: 01-713-3374

Barbados: 429-9999

Belgium: 106

Botswana: 391-1270

Brazil: 21-233-9191

Canada, French-speaking: 1-866-277-3553 (1-866-APPELLE)

China: 852-2382-0000

Hong Kong: 2389-2222

Costa Rica: 606-253-5439

Croatia: 01-4833-888

Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67

Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908

Denmark: 70-201-201

Egypt: 762-1602

Estonia: 6-558-088

Finland: 040-5032199

France: 01-45-39-4000

Germany: 0800-181-0721

Greece: 1018

Guatemala: 502-234-1239

Holland: 0900-0767

Honduras: 504-237-3623

Hungary: 06-80-820-111

Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90

Israel: 09-8892333

Italy: 06-705-4444

Japan: 3-5286-9090

Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292

Malaysia: 03-756-8144

Singapore: 1-800-221-4444

Mexico: 525-510-2550

Netherlands: 0800 0113 (website: www.113.nl )

New Zealand: 4-473-9739

New Guinea: 675-326-0011

Nicaragua: 505-268-6171

Norway: 47-815-33-300

Philippines: 02-896-9191

Poland: 52-70-000

Portugal: 239-72-10-10

Puerto Rico: [phone] OR 1-(800)-981-0023 (free of charge)

Russia: 8-20-222-82-10

Singapore: 1800-221 4444

Spain: 91-459-00-50

South Africa: 0861-322-322

South Korea: 2-715-8600

Sweden: 031-711-2400

Switzerland: 143

Taiwan: 0800-788-995

Thailand: 02-249-9977

Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800

Ukraine: 0487-327715

[redbullracingrenault]

I can’t stop laughing

[9buttersxxx]

[r4cs0]

Holy shit lol

[pikaglove]

We stan

[aaaaasneakattack]

That ending fucking blindsided me

[myrtlewilson]

none of your mythological faves were even remotely straight like welcome 2 the real world jackass hercules had a fuckton of anal sex

[judedeluca]

People believe what they choose to.

[myrtlewilson]

it’s literally not a matter of belief there is literally a vase with a painting of zeus fucking his cupbearer ganymede while ganymede is holding a dildo like u can’t just not believe in thousand year old pottery

[bayoread-deactivated20200607]

[wentworthsbitch]

O H MY GOD

[thatgaywhiteboy]

God I wish that was me

[glycdiallan-deactivated20220127]

Ganymede you hungry little bottom! One hunky dick ain’t enough?!

A dick pig I say!

[stupidgayslut-deactivated202603]

…… I know exactly where I was in my past life

[caroldanversenthusiast]

he is the moment

[skylorde]

this is just wild

[seymour-butz-stuff]

Testify!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that a 13-year-old opened a hot dog stand in front of his home in Minnesota, causing a complaint to the health department. Instead of shutting him down, the inspectors helped him bring his stand up to code and paid the $87 fee for his permit out of their own pockets (x)

[srsfunny]

Couldn’t you just pause it

[usedkarma]

oh my sweet summer child

[helthehatter]

Couldn’t you just pause it???😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[esteicy-blog]

COULDN’T YOU JUST PAU-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[madamslayyy]

Pause?!?!

PAUSE!?!?!?!?!?!?

[nickidub718]

Pause???? 😂😂😂😂 Oh man, how old is this poor kid?

[dramaqueeenamby]

PAUSE?????

[legacytwinb34]

Pause?!?!??!!?

[canigetsomeumm]

Did cable TV not have a pause option like it does now?

[zalrb]

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[theexplicitone]

Giving away a free GamePass Ultimate trial code on the discord. https://discord.gg/9mjuauCBre

[theexplicitone]

Tardigrades: Extremeophile -Badasses. 

When their environment becomes to inhospitable they “die” or enter a dormant state known as cryptobiosis and once their environment becomes more suitable they can revive.  Live tardigrades have been regenerated from dried-up mosses after more than 100 years of being in their dormant state.

Tardigrades can withstand; up to 10 years of dehydration, temperatures of absolute zero or up to 300 degrees Fahrenheit, radiation over 1000 times that which would kill an elephant, pressures over 6 times that found in the deepest oceans on earth oh….and outer space. 

When NASA scientist sent tardigrades into low earth orbit and then exposed them to the vacuum of space and massive amounts of UV radiation the tardigrades were able to revive and were healthy and even produced perfectly healthy offspring.   Tardigrades are believed to support the Panspermia Hypothesis. 

[theexplicitone]

Updating this post. Years later. They are still cool as hell. 

[nowscience-blog]

Miniature ecosystem found in a drop of water taken from the birdbath.

[devilboyblues]

Money can buy

Independence and safety (not having to rely on abusive ppl, getting to control how you spend your time and money)

Experiences (travel, events, vacations, entertainment)

Health (medical care duh, good food, good location, reduced stress)

Opportunity (car, being able to move, having a safety net, “looking professional”)

Confidence (clothes that make you look good, things that make you feel good)

i dunno that seems a lot like happiness

[theexplicitone]

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