I am known for my brilliance.
Really? I thought it was for your hilarious pranks.

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@thefabulousprewett
I am known for my brilliance.
Really? I thought it was for your hilarious pranks.
You’re telling me. I think Ted secretly ate before coming home the first two years we were married. I couldn’t cook worth anything.
Oh please. Ted probably savored every morsel you fed him because he’s that guy.
“Do you plan to ask your dinner guests to squint their eyes as they eat when you cook for them?”
“I don’t plan on having guests that I have to feed. That’d be dangerous.”
This is not what I had in mind when you said you wanted to have lunch.
Oh come on. It’s not that bad.
And that’s how you charm a man’s shoes to dance with him still in them.
I think I just lost some brain cells. But that is bloody brilliant.
Have you noticed how easily the very young die? They make the best martyrs for any cause, the best soldiers, the best suicides. It’s because they’re held here so lightly: they haven’t yet accumulated loves and responsibilities and commitments and all the things that tie us securely to this world. They can let go of it as easily and simply as lifting a finger. But as you get older, you begin to find things that are worth holding onto, forever.
Tana French, The Likeness (via killedbyvoldemort)
Honesty hour! Any questions my character(s) are asked, they will answer honestly!
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“Well we had to know they couldn’t let something that amazing go untainted. Keep a close eye on her, I know she’s tough but her house might just be the start. What about me? You mean Mena? Last I saw her things were…I don’t know strange.”
"I know. I am. As much as I can. The last thing anyone wants is for something worse to happen. I meant in general. But if you need to talk about Mena we can. Strange in like a bad way or?"
“I’m not a bird I’m a person, thank you. How are things i hear you’ve got a house mate?”
"Yes you are. You're welcome. Yeah, yeah. The rally might have been quiet but that didn't stop them from targeting Arabella's house. She's been staying with me. But everything's been alright. What about with you?"
“I guess not, I don’t know now I have slobber on my face!”
"Blimey, you're one picky bird. Here." *he summons a napkin and a glass of water, dipping the napkin in it and handing it to Emme*
“Boys are disgusting, gross.”
"Would you have rather I let you walk around all day with goop on your cheek?"
“I’m not squirming, Ew is that your spit!”
"I'm not saying it is and I'm not saying it isn't but.... the stuff on your face is now gone."
“Where? Get it!”
"Shite. Just hold on and quit your bloody squirming.
“What? Stop looking at me like that!”
“You’ve got something on your face. Can’t let you go about with it there.”
I know that, I know what I’m signing up for and I know what the odds will be. I just need to do the best I can to look after them. Is that okay?
I'm just making sure. That's all.
Yeah, I have. I don’t care how tough you are on me, I want to improve and I’ll happily do whatever you think will help. I swear, I’ll be so committed. People want my mother dead, you know? My best friend has, well, he’s gone through a lot and he won’t be the only one… I can’t do nothing, so I’ll do everything.
Look, you have to realize that all the training in the world doesn't mean you're gonna be able to one hundred percent protect everyone you love. I don't need you thinking that this is gonna be something that's gonna guarantee that everything is gonna be peaches and cream. Got it?
Well I know basic healing, defence and attack but none of it in nearly enough detail or variety. When I’ve got into fights before my inability to perform silent spells has been a bit of a problem and sometimes I guess I’m not sure what my next move should be and I don’t really know how to asses my opponent. That’s what the books I’ve been reading say you should do, you should try guess your opponents next move so you can prepare for it and I’m finding that hard. I feel like I know just enough jinxes and charms for me to be able to disarm someone or make it incapable for them to attack me, I guess right now I’m just worried about my defence more than anything.
You’ve been thinking about this for awhile, haven’t you? Defense is pretty easy to teach, depending on how well you pick up. Unluckily for you, it’s not something that can be taught with just theory. It means practice duels, which will lead up to actual duels. I’m not gonna go too easy on you. Any of those arseholes out there aren’t going to that’s for sure. Silent magic isn’t easy but if you’ve been able to do some things it shouldn’t be too hard for you to improve on. And assessing the opponent comes with practice and hands on experience. You’ve gotta be committed to doing this, kid.