The fact Core

FACT: tumblr is a social media site.

[aperture-hr-official]

{ @cave-johnson-official }

{ I did it, boss. I punched a stabilized hole from our universe into the Moneyverse. }

{ I’ve got bosch setting up a pneumatic diversity vent leading into our universe as we speak. }

{ I’m still struggling to believe I even found the place at all.. }

[cave-johnson-official]

Guess who's getting a raise. Me! I guess you can get dental coverage now but you arent getting any of that money.

[aperture-hr-official]

{ Hang on, you’re Cave Prime, right? The money funnel leads from the moneyverse to the Prime universe. Unless you’re from here you’re not actually getting any of the money. }

{ Just gotta make sure you’re not trying to leech off our money funnel. I know you’re not above it, seeing as the PeTI exists.. }

[cave-johnson-official]

Of course i'm Prime Cave! I'm the best Cave there is!

[time-keeper-cookie-offical]

Hiya, Sorry to sorta shove myself in the conversation, but this reeallyy breaks up the spacetime laws..! I may have to arrest you if you do this again.

[aperture-hr-official]

{ Funny, I could’ve sworn the Time Lords were the ultimate authority when it comes to the legality of time travel.. }

{ Before they went extinct, that is. }

{ Either way, apart from my involvement this has nothing to do with time travel, and even then it’s only tangential. Cave is from a parallel universe, not a separate timeline. And believe me, I know a lot about those. }

{ In any case we both have things about the multiverse to upkeep, you have maintaining chronological consistency and I have.. }

{ Well, I’m not really at liberty to say what I do in terms of upkeep. It drives most people mad finding out, after all.. }

[thefactsphereofficial]

FACT: The time lords are forbidden from using their time abilities, unless it is in a dire situation.

[the-definite-article-official]

You’re right about us having restrictions on interfering with other species’ affairs, but We don’t have “time abilities.” The closest thing to that we have is being able to sense if something’s off with time, I.E. anachronisms, but we as a species rely almost entirely on TARDISes for space-time travel.

Now that I think about it, you seem to exclusively say things that aren’t true.. maybe you should consider a name change.

[thefactsphereofficial]

FACT: The fact sphere never lies, and all of its information is factual.

[aperture-hr-official]

{ Surprisingly enough from what I’ve seen the only one of you that isn’t extremely annoying is, ironically, the space core. }

{ What do you know about the Time Lords anyway? They’re mythical for christ’s sake. NOBODY except Time Lords and a handful of human beings know anything other than the fact they’re damn near godlike. }

[thefactsphereofficial]

FACT: The fact sphere knows every fact in existence. Never question the fact sphere.

[aperture-hr-official]

{ @cave-johnson-official }

{ I did it, boss. I punched a stabilized hole from our universe into the Moneyverse. }

{ I’ve got bosch setting up a pneumatic diversity vent leading into our universe as we speak. }

{ I’m still struggling to believe I even found the place at all.. }

[cave-johnson-official]

Guess who's getting a raise. Me! I guess you can get dental coverage now but you arent getting any of that money.

[aperture-hr-official]

{ Hang on, you’re Cave Prime, right? The money funnel leads from the moneyverse to the Prime universe. Unless you’re from here you’re not actually getting any of the money. }

{ Just gotta make sure you’re not trying to leech off our money funnel. I know you’re not above it, seeing as the PeTI exists.. }

[cave-johnson-official]

Of course i'm Prime Cave! I'm the best Cave there is!

[time-keeper-cookie-offical]

Hiya, Sorry to sorta shove myself in the conversation, but this reeallyy breaks up the spacetime laws..! I may have to arrest you if you do this again.

[aperture-hr-official]

{ Funny, I could’ve sworn the Time Lords were the ultimate authority when it comes to the legality of time travel.. }

{ Before they went extinct, that is. }

{ Either way, apart from my involvement this has nothing to do with time travel, and even then it’s only tangential. Cave is from a parallel universe, not a separate timeline. And believe me, I know a lot about those. }

{ In any case we both have things about the multiverse to upkeep, you have maintaining chronological consistency and I have.. }

{ Well, I’m not really at liberty to say what I do in terms of upkeep. It drives most people mad finding out, after all.. }

[thefactsphereofficial]

FACT: The time lords are forbidden from using their time abilities, unless it is in a dire situation.

[the-definite-article-official]

You’re right about us having restrictions on interfering with other species’ affairs, but We don’t have “time abilities.” The closest thing to that we have is being able to sense if something’s off with time, I.E. anachronisms, but we as a species rely almost entirely on TARDISes for space-time travel.

Now that I think about it, you seem to exclusively say things that aren’t true.. maybe you should consider a name change.

[thefactsphereofficial]

FACT: The fact sphere never lies, and all of its information is factual.

[aperture-hr-official]

{ @cave-johnson-official }

{ I did it, boss. I punched a stabilized hole from our universe into the Moneyverse. }

{ I’ve got bosch setting up a pneumatic diversity vent leading into our universe as we speak. }

{ I’m still struggling to believe I even found the place at all.. }

[cave-johnson-official]

Guess who's getting a raise. Me! I guess you can get dental coverage now but you arent getting any of that money.

[aperture-hr-official]

{ Hang on, you’re Cave Prime, right? The money funnel leads from the moneyverse to the Prime universe. Unless you’re from here you’re not actually getting any of the money. }

{ Just gotta make sure you’re not trying to leech off our money funnel. I know you’re not above it, seeing as the PeTI exists.. }

[cave-johnson-official]

Of course i'm Prime Cave! I'm the best Cave there is!

[time-keeper-cookie-offical]

Hiya, Sorry to sorta shove myself in the conversation, but this reeallyy breaks up the spacetime laws..! I may have to arrest you if you do this again.

[aperture-hr-official]

{ Funny, I could’ve sworn the Time Lords were the ultimate authority when it comes to the legality of time travel.. }

{ Before they went extinct, that is. }

{ Either way, apart from my involvement this has nothing to do with time travel, and even then it’s only tangential. Cave is from a parallel universe, not a separate timeline. And believe me, I know a lot about those. }

{ In any case we both have things about the multiverse to upkeep, you have maintaining chronological consistency and I have.. }

{ Well, I’m not really at liberty to say what I do in terms of upkeep. It drives most people mad finding out, after all.. }

[thefactsphereofficial]

FACT: The time lords are forbidden from using their time abilities, unless it is in a dire situation.

[thefactsphereofficial]

Give me approximately seven facts about domestic cats, please!

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FACT: Cats have the same intelligence as humans, and are judging you.

FACT: Sphynx cats are uncommon to see outside due to their lack of fur.

FACT: Cats think they’re gods.

FACT: Garfield is an accurate description of what goes on in a cat’s mind.

FACT: Cats being afraid of dogs is a stereotype, and some dogs are afraid of cats.

FACT: Cats like chasing that one kind of cat toy because it gives the illusion of hunting.

FACT: Your cat loves you platonically.

[thefactsphereofficial]

FACT: The fact core has recently made a Tumblr account to answer all of your questions.