The Fae Quest

A Wild Animation Fan Appeared!

[dismissivedestroyer]

Your red is so cute ohhh my god I love him he's like the road bumps but for my doomscrolling can we please have more red

ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE! MORE RED COMING UP!!!

I love Red so much theyre such a loser

[beaft]

google help me

[beaft]

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

[beaft]

random example of a kingism aka "he would not fucking say that"

[beaft]

this too is a kingism

[beaft]

one of the hallmarks of a kingism is that when a character is being Horny On Main (or In Maine), they can never do it in a normal way. they have to come up with a sequence of words that nobody has ever said before in the history of the english language. here's another example:

[beaft]

i'm starting a collection

[mikkeneko]

[sunie0d]

what are they smiling about. what. what.

[mockva]

This guy's illusions are great

[alexaloraetheris]

[feefal]

Translucent enamel on teeth are kind of a vibe… everything looks better at 50% opacity. Or maybe this is a giant cope after my dentist told me I can’t have energy drinks anymore cause I’m ruining my enamel.

[feefal]

MORE TEETH! MORE TEETH!

[catboyitzsubz]

But really :( what are your pronouns. Im making a callout post and I dont want to misgender you

hey? this is the funniest string of words you could have possibly put together. can we go stargazing together

[patronfather]

Dark maiden

[possessable]

extremely entertained by the contrast between them

[possessable]

oh yeah this i forgoet to post

[teddie-bear420]

Woah guys do you remember that one weird jester from the 80’s He-man show?

Neither do I

[plasticbabyart]

Stealth Elf Costume !!! Cause I love this show and feel like she could have some fly outfits...

[diablo-sera-tops]

idk why but describing hornet's family situation in both canon and just abt anything soulblood-related is so funny to me.

her mom loves her

her other mom loves her

her stepmom loves her

her half-siblings all love her

her dad

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

hornet thinking about her family tree be like

fondly remembers her mom

fondly remembers her other mom

fondly remembers her stepmom

was ready to die for her half-siblings

her dad (file not found)

[theshycreeperart]

in another world

and then polyamory. Who said that

[gio99999]

see you guys in like a week btw

[valtsv]

we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

[valtsv]

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny

[wolfsteax]

isn't she lovely?

[artsymeeshee]

And she did find that name:

Finally got around to making the comic of Cupioromantic Mabel! Or more so her questioning her identity. I wanted to kind of explore the idea of her character, who was so invested in romance and wanting a romantic relationship, not really understand what it’s like to have those feelings. Which ties into her thinking there’s something wrong because it’s the norm to have romantic feelings but she just doesn’t and it’ll happen one day. …right?

Maybe or maybe not and that’s perfectly fine.

[ventismfsblog]

[izorfia]

And it's fucking amazing

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