in which the first thing charming & killian wish to do after nearly dying is kiss their true loves. both at granny’s, too.
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in which the first thing charming & killian wish to do after nearly dying is kiss their true loves. both at granny’s, too.
otp meme: [2/2] quotes » 4x19
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You do know me. I pick flowers. I talk to birds. I do all kinds of warm fuzzy things. You know what else? I kill.
Wait, if you’re afraid of losing your happy ending that means you’ve found it. What is it?
both too good for this world. (insp.)
“Maximum Ride” sentence starters
“Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What’ve you been eating, rocks?”
“Can I come in?”
“We will call you Little One.“
“I can talk to fish!”
“She doesn’t have a soul. Have you ever seen her dance?”
“You were designed to be very smart.”
“And yet I still can’t program my DVD player.”
“There’s nothing special about him at all.”
“Well… He’s a snappy dresser.”
“Pick a tree. I’ll carve our initials into it.”
“So there you have it: the extent of my charms.”
“I don’t damnsel well. Distress, I can do. Damnseling? Not so much.”
“I choose you.”
“Oh, God, I want to do this all the time.”
“Don’t ever leave me again.”
“I won’t. I won’t, not ever.”
“Come back!”
“Wake up! Snap out of it!”
“You stupid jerk! I’m going to kill you if you die on me!”
“I offered to pee on him, but they said no.”
“They call me, The Sharkalator.”
“I love you. I looooove you. I love you thiiiiiiiiiis much!”
“I once ate nine sicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record.”
“I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!”
“Blending is out of the question.”
“There is one bright side to this.”
“You looove me, you love me this much!”
“You are avake, yah?”
“And you’re still a jerk, yah?”
“You stand out like a fart in a church.”
“Where was the catch? ‘Cause I knew one was coming.”
“Do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?”
“You’re all the same. Count me out.”
“Oh great. Yoda captured us.”
“Dang, I’m good.”
“I feel like I’m going to hurl.”
“I feel like I’m going to HURL. Which, even if I wanted to do, I couldn’t do, because I haven’t eaten.”
“I can’t even drag myself out of my room.”
“You’re a diabolical little pyro, aren’t you?”
“If you’re ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol.”
“Yes, let’s have more testosterone running the country.”
“Go to Germany and have kids together.”
“Oh. Was I not supposed to say anything?”
“I mean, this is pathetic.”
“You can help each other. You’re perfect complements to each other.”
“Shut up!”
“I hear voices, okay?”
“If you’re gonna be here, get used to it. Or else keep your distance.”
“No, I know. It’s just–”
“Their mothers were nobodies.”
“Well, you’re right there.”
“Yeah, you’re sitting in a tree because you’re fine. That’s easy to see.”
“All you need now to make yourself more pathetic is a pint of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream!”
“Excuse me? I’m alive too.”
“So the first thing we’re going to do —is push you off the roof.”
“I am a starfishhhh!”
“I don’t care if we have our house, or a cliff ledge, or a cardboard box. Home is wherever we all are, together.”
“If you think I’m going to let you give up on us now, you’ve got another think coming.”
“ No! It’s different for you, you don’t know what it’s like…”
“You’re coming with us right now, or I swear I will kick your skinny white ass from here to the middle of next week.”
“Now get up, before I kill you.”
“Well, when you put it that way…”
“Is that one of those square ones, in the middle?”
“What’s so funny ‘bout peace, love, and world destruction?”
“I’m not going to die today.”
“Time to die.”
“Harden your heart.”
“Save your world. Love it. Protect it, and respect it and don’t let haters represent it.
“It’s yours! It’s all yours for the taking!”
“Don’t leave the saving to anyone else, ever.”
“I’m human, do you hear me? It hurts!”
“When did they start coming after you?”
“I think it was the bomb. That definitely seemed to tick them off.”
“Just give it your best shot.”
“You know, it sounds like you guys didn’t really think this all the way through.”
“Well, I got news for you, nimrod.”
“I’m done jumping through your hoops.”
“You can tell yourselves that you’re doing all this to save the world, but really you’re just a bunch of psycho puppet-masters who probably didn’t date enough in high school.”
“You mean you don’t have one? You can get ‘em at Target.”
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just want to say before OUAT season 5 starts that I will more than likely complain about a character or ship i don’t like because it is MY right to do so. I do NOT care if I’m overreacting or being negative. What I rant on my blog is up to me. You can unfollow me anytime if it bothers you so much. That is YOUR right. I will never apologize for how I feel. Even if it’s my feelings about a fairytale show. And I will not go through another season of lowkey shade people on here throw just because some people didn’t like an episode or scene. One season of that nonsense was enough.
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“I’m just saying… don’t go out of your way for me. Don’t go doing anything crazy.”
“No PROMISES, because I’m going to do whatever I need to make sure we BOTH are ok.”
“I don’t want your help, I want you safe.”
“Well that’s NOT how this works, we are in this TOGETHER..”
Soulmates!AU Sentence Meme
“Come ooonn, I’m really hungry! You’re the one supposed to feed me.”
“Do you ever think what it’d be like if we had the same marks? If it were you and me?”
“Do you love me? And not because you’re supposed to.”
“Do you think I’ll ever find it? The one with a mark on their arm saying they have to be with me?”
“Do you think there’s more than one? More than one soulmate for each one?”
“Do you think sex with a soulmate could ever be better than this? Because I doubt it.”
“Get out of work? Just tell them your soulmate needs you.”
“God, I love you so much. I know what I said before, but you’re everything I think about, everything I want, I don’t wanna turn my back on this. I don’t care what a piece of paper says or doesn’t. I’d still want this, you, if it didn’t say a thing.”
“Hell, no! You get that erased right now! It’s not me!”
“I can’t believe you’re it. From all the people- You can’t be. I hate you.”
“I got your letter. I know we never talked before, but you sent your number and… Do you think we can meet? And yes, it’s your name too.”
“I know I always say I don’t want to know, I don’t want to get it, the marker, but knowing for sure there’s someone out there for you, no matter what… I can’t say it isn’t tempting.”
“I know you’re horny. I can literally feel it. And it’s not helping me focus at all. So can’t you deal with it?”
“I know neither of us have markers, but I’m pretty sure they’d be glowing right now if we did.”
“I know this is not ideal, but I’m willing to try if you are.”
“I know you’re scared, I’m fucking scared too, but this says we got each other for life, that’s gotta be worth something, right?”
“I thought I’d never find you. Are you scared?”
“I’m scared as hell. But I still want to go through with it, I want to be able to prove it to anyone, let’s do this, let’s get the markers.”
“If I knew sex could be this amazing, I would have searched the name a long time ago.”
“If someone had warned me I would end up here… I would still have chosen you. I’ll always choose you.”
“It’s me…? Hell, it’s me. It really is me. You’re ruined.”
“Look at it! Don’t turn away. Can you see it? It’s a perfect match. I’m sorry if it sucks that it’s me. But it’s true. You can’t run from this.”
“No! No, it can’t be! That’s not-, no that’s not it… [Name] I can’t be your name… It’s not possible because… You’re not mine.”
“Our chests might not glow, but I would do anything for you, I’d go anywhere, I love you, and if that’s not soulmate material, than I don’t want to find my soulmate.”
“Okay, name one time pretending to be soulmates got us in trouble.”
“Please don’t ask me to leave. I want you so much it hurts. I never thought it could feel like this.”
“Promise me, promise me you’ll give us a chance before you go and get your mark done. Promise me.”
“So what? Just because a thing on my wrist glows I’m suddenly supposed to rebuild my whole life around you? Please. You’re fucking insane. This is fucking insane. Get the hell out.”
“This is just too hard. This soulmate thing. I know they say I’m your only chance. But I can’t do this. I’m sorry. You’re gonna have to find another way. I can’t be your soulmate.”
“We have to talk… I’ve met him/her. I’ve met the one. I can’t do this, I can’t marry you tomorrow.”
“We’re done. Mark or not mark. We’re done here. Don’t call me.”
“What if it never happens to me? Do you ever get scared about it?”
“What’s wrong?? I could feel in how much pain you were just now. God, I’m still shaking.”
“Why don’t you ever let me see it? If you have the name already, why can’t you tell me whose is it? I thought we were best friends.”
“Yes, I’m still scared! What if this is just a mistake? What if it passes someday and you don’t love me for me? What will be left then?”
“Yes, we’re soulmates! I get it, now shut up and fuck me, because I’m pretty sure it’s one of your duties.”
“You know, for someone who’s supposed to be my soulmate, you really need a new wardrobe. Or a new whole taste.”
“You know sometimes, some people, they don’t ever find a match, right? Do you still want to know?”
“You’re it okay?? I don’t know how, I don’t know why, all I know is that you’re the only one that will do, it hurts like goddamn hell, and I don’t-I just need you to let me in, please.”
"You’re my soulmate, I don’t need something telling me that.”
“(Name)? We need to talk… There’s something I have to tell you. Or show you, I guess. Please don’t be mad. I would have never- I’m sorry. But it’s your name. It’s you.”
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“You’re my very best friend.”
“We’ll always be friends forever, won’t we?”
“Darling, forever is a long, long time, and time has a way of changing things.”
“I’ll let you go this one time.”
“Those days are over.”
“If it’s the last thing I do, I’ll get you for this!”
“Why are you so freakishly annoying?”
“You don’t know what it’s like to be rejected and treated like a criminal.”
“I promise, I will never try to be good again.”
“It’s “make your mamas proud” time!”
“I’m bad, and that’s good! I will never be good, and that’s not bad! There’s no one I’d rather be than me.”
“If you die outside of your own game, you don’t regenerate. EVER! Game over.”
“I don’t wanna be the bad guy anymore.”
“News flash: neither one of us is getting what we want!”
“I should thank you. But… it’d be more fun to kill you!”
“Look down there. Tell me what you see.”
“You win. Come on. I’ll take you home.”
“But remember this, Pigeon, a human heart has only so much room for love and affection.”
“Haven’t you a family?”
“Aw, come on, kid. Start building some memories.”
“I thought you were right behind me. Honest.”
“Just name your price, dear.”
“Come now, I’m being more than generous.”
“I’m not sleepy. I’m hungry.”
“Why, I wouldn’t stay here if you asked me to.”
“All this has happened before, and it will all happen again.”
“This time you’ve gone too far!”
“I came to listen to your stories.”
“We’ve so little time; we sail in the morning.”
“You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!”
“It would be so nice if something would make sense for a change.”
“I was just wondering if you could help me find my way.”
“You may have noticed that I’m not all there myself.”
“Well, when one’s lost, I suppose it’s good advice to stay where you are, until someone finds you.”
“If I listened earlier, I wouldn’t be here.”
“What do you know about this unfortunate affair?”
“All ways here are my ways!”
“In my world, the books would be nothing but pictures.”
“What’s the matter my dear, don’t you care for tea?”
“Ahoy, and other nautical expressions!”
“It’s not *entirely* hopeless.”
“You look as if you’re in some kind of trouble.”
“You’re a cheap fraud and impostor!”
“Now, you will remember to smile for the camera, won’t you?”
“I’m afraid that you’ve gone and upset me. You know what happens when someone upsets me.”
“You should have chosen your friends more carefully.”
“Isn’t it clear to you? The superior mind has triumphed! I’ve won!”
“I was just wonderin’, are we good guys or bad guys?”
“I knew it! I knew this would happen! I tried to warn you, but no, no, no, you wouldn’t listen. You just had to.”
“You don’t just walk up to a girl, hand her a bouquet and say, “Hey, remember me? We were kids together. Will you marry me?” No, it just isn’t done that way.”
“Why, someday, you’ll be called a great hero.”
“Wait a minute. There’s a law against robbing royalty. I’ll catch you later.”
“Of course you’ve been robbed!”
“Surely he must know how much I really love him.”
“Ah, stop worrying. This disguise will fool my own mother.”
“I was hiding under your porch because I love you. Can I come in?”
“That might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most.”
“I don’t want your help, I want you safe.”
“Won’t you please be my prisoner, please, please, please!”
“Why do I not have the surprised feeling?”
“Your mother can’t be with you anymore.”
“Don’t look back! Keep running! Keep running!”
“I have to do this and we are running out of time!”
“The ONLY way to get what you want in this world is through hard work.”
“You do not know how to have FUN. There. Somebody had to say it.”
“All my years. No one’s ever done anything like this for me.”
“You know, if you are going to let every little thing bother you, it is going to be a very long night!”
“So, we got ourselves a deal?”
“This is just a minor setback in a major operation!”
“I can’t believe that I’m doing this.”
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