3/5ths of Sassy Moon Trash

dedicated to that one brownie from chopped

[luntfontanne]

women in STEM (Steeping Tea Every Morning)

[ulibeanzz]

someone edit maslows hierarchy of needs pyramid to just say crab rangoon 

[tiredhermit]

[fixedyourmeme]

[evehypos]

[baddielabelle]

when I hear something juicy that was really none of my business

[braixxen]

chopped but every instance of the words “mystery ingredients” is replaced with “weird shit”

[bob-belcher]

#me at every event with free snacks

[fagsexuality-deactivated2019090]

me as a defence attorney: [mouthing ‘girl this is bullshit’ to the judge as the prosecutor talks]

judge: [shaking her head and mouthing ‘I know baby’]

[wholesomethemedmemes]

[maryberrybitchface]

[mizworldofrandom]

[fixedyourmeme]

[realitytvshow]

[roslips]

This years mood

[thatbrummielass]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

So what’s the sexiest new cryptocurrency?

[cephalophor]

Love

[mjalti]

Them: why are you competing in our cooking show today?

Me: the government banned gladiator matches yet I yearn for glory in the arena

[owldude]

*sees moon* *remembers outer space* nice