The Fangirl Diary

 

[lampsarepeopletoo]

Me: I just got stabbed I’m bleeding everywhere call an ambulance

Guy: Awh :( that sucks! I wish I could be there to cuddle with you

[newtralgood]

person: so how was Jurassic World?

me: *velociraptor noise*

person: so…does that mean it was good?

me: *louder velociraptor noise*

[illkim]

*squats down to look in the refrigerator* fitness

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

do u ever see stuff customized for little kids and get blown away by how small……children are like…….those little little tiny chairs in preschools…..so small……they sit in those and do their work…….what does someone so small have going on…I know it’s important and they’re working hard…..I love them & I love those little chairs

[yourresidentginger]

my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing

[castielsteenwolf]

i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second

[thehotgirlproject]

The mom friend override

[bluehairedspidey]

when you low-key care about your memefriend

[just-shower-thoughts]

Nobody seems to remeber that time in 2016 where we literally had clowns chase us with knives and we didn’t do anything

[thisloveisglowing]

[bob-belcher]

Eva Longoria is everything

[dabeatnik]

Yet she can’t even speak Spanish 😂😅😂😅😂

That’s pride alright lmfao

She don’t have to, but don’t talk all that shit if you don’t even learn your own culture #lame

[burgertv]

you were saying @dabeatnik???

[thecrackshiplollipop]

ummm

“When I was growing up, my parents spoke to each other in Spanish, but they didn’t speak to us in Spanish because they were told not to. In school we weren’t allowed to speak it.”

and also???

“… But America is the only country that promotes monolingualism. Here it’s English, English, English. Every other country makes their children learn a second language very early on. So as my political and social activism grew, I was like, ‘I really need to learn Spanish.’ So I did.“ 

idk how many people i’ve known growing up in texas whose parents speak fluent spanish but they don’t speak a lick solely because their parents were afraid or told not to teach their children. it’s unspeakably common and doesn’t in any way shape or form diminish someone’s claim to or pride in their heritage. 

fuck that guy. you go eva. 

[lady-threewhiteleopards]

lack of intergenerational language exchange is one of the leading causes of language death for endangered and indigenous languages because of this culture of shame attached to “lesser” coded languages so frankly if yr mocking people for not speaking their mother tongue without taking the colonial reasons for this into account, you’re an ignorant prick and you can go fuck yourself like

[zechv]

spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

[babyanimalgifs]

[foab30]

I sympathise with this doggo.

[when-it-is-but-it-isnt]

Police officer in London proposing to his boyfriend who is also an officer at Pride Parade

[your-instructions-from-moscow]

if you’re reading this, it’s too late

I already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. there’s nothing you can do to stop them

[everystarstorm]

This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

[cleopatronising]

Lizzie McGuire and Isabella publicly humiliating Paulo and going on to perform What Dreams Are Made Of is the single most important event that ever happened within the walls of The Colosseum like literally name a bigger event. You can’t

[wizardjpeg]

i am online and you all have to deal with it

[timeaway]

My kink is not opening messages and pretending theyre not there

[molebucks-deactivated20150826]

how can i communicate to wild bunnies that i am their ally

[thefangirldiary]

me, begging: please just get up and do the work its not that hard you'll feel better when you do it

my brain, running away from me, smashing flowerpots with a broom: hey you know what my buddy u can go fuck yourself my guy