We wear pink on Wednesdays

Not sure if life is passing me by or trying to run me over.

[memewhore]

[weatherscan]

I’m the someone

[thefaultinstayinggold]

menstruation: Happens

me, the curtain lifting, the fog clearing, comprehension dawning, the realization hitting me directly in the face as a montage of the past few days goes through my head: Ah

[marisatomay]

A cooking competition where people try to make an entire meal at midnight without waking their family up and whoever makes the most amazing thing without getting yelled at wins

[ohrayannadarling-deactivated201]

*has guests*

Mom: well time to do The Most™

[himynameisrollin-deactivated201]

The accuracy in this

[charlesdeetz]

[thefaultinstayinggold]

legendary

[loldodgers-deactivated20180416]

What if Mike was short for Micycle

[totalariana]

Me: I’m depressed 

Ariana: We’re gonna be alrighhhht 

Me: 

[embalmedmannequin-deactivated20]

Bring this bac

[997]

Tomorrowland 1534

[imagineagreatadventure]

[thefaultinstayinggold]

Other ppl my age: I'm on my 2nd prime minister baccalaureate ecclesiastical Greek mythology 2.0 egg sandwich college program

Me: I didn't die yet ??

[laurelhach]

using microsoft word

*moves an image a mm to the left*

all text and images shift. four new pages appear. paragraph breaks form a union. a swarm of commas buzzes at the window. in the distance, sirens.

[feelingsfrommoviesandseries]

[bloomflowersbloom]

[dong666]

*deletes post after 1 minute* limited edition

[santeria-deactivated20170905]

What setting spray did Michelangelo use on the Sistine chapel cus it’s been over 500 years…

[stability]