The Un:Dateable Femme

Erika. 26. I've been on this site for way too long.

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn-deactivated20180416]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[animatedtext]

[romanogers]

Hell, shit make you wanna cry, feel so good.

[juicy-estrob3ri-deactivated2019]

[poqari]

There is something about sunlight that makes life seem just a little less horrible

[whatthebec]

it’s the vitamin d bitch

[chrysanthemumpink]

As a woman, I gotta say, nerds and “nice guys” create the most awkward situations.

Ive been given a diamond bracelet by someone who I only knew by their D&D name.

Another guy gave me a birth stone necklace after I’d just had a break up and just couldn’t understand why I needed time

Ive come home from a late night of studying to find a guy sitting beside my apartment door at 11pm. He’d “been waiting for hours” and “just wanted to see me.” (I don’t have to tell you how scary it is to see a grown man in an empty hallway when you are all by yourself.)

Ive had a guy send me 1000+ text messages…which started as a conversation about cartoons, turned into a love confession, then turned into him calling me a bitch

Not to mention the ones with jungle fever whose wet dream is not only a “nerd girl” but an “exotic nerd girl.” (“exotic” is just a cute word for fetishizing women of color)

And ALL of these men were self proclaimed “nice guys.” But what they don’t understand is that what they consider “nice” is usually creepy. You are a grown ass man. Waiting outside for hours is horrifying to women. Giving gifts and expecting sex in return is not a “nice” thing to do. I just wish “nice guys” would realize that the things they think are chivalrous and romantic are straight up horrifying and sociopathic. They think their loner status deserves some kind of sympathy and I should be greatful for the attention. But if they saw things from the female perspective they’d realize that that kind of behavior is literally stalking and bribery

[great-tweets]

WOW

[king-emare]

this was perfect

[moodyspacebabe-deactivated20180]

NOT ONE MINUTE MAN LMFAO

[buckybarnes123456-deactivated20]

SJAHDHSJSBSBS

[ewaneneollav]

[rigaya-deactivated20180901]

dog at the club

[lilmamabeyellin]

[embraceyourmelanin]

People with dark skin shouldn’t have to be outrageously beautiful in order for you to show them love and respect

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sassyintern]

[sunshinepersonify]

don’t be afraid, just begin.

[welele]

Mientras tanto en un proceso de selección de Podemos…

[starwarsgraphictee]

H…how does it know?

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

me fucking off all negative energy 2K18 till forever

[lordweirdo]

^ LMAOOO

[daisyjazzridley]

That’s just the way you make me feel That’s just the way you make me feel So good, so good, so fucking real

[blackmodel]

BISEXUAL QUEEEEEEEEN OH MY GOD

[lookskindadeadinside]

I lost count of how many iconic references she made with the outfits / background characters…..all while sounding like a Prince song…..im screaming this is the perfect way to start my morning she just upped my gayness another level