Pay attention, class

My name is Professor Bilbo Baggins and I am a European History professor. Please don't be late to lectures and hand your homework in on time. (Independent Modern!Bilbo blog. Willing to RP with most fandoms so please ask.)

[thefencingprof]

//Damn I need to get back here. And also on @loveoperafearsheep.

[littleladyori-deactivated201911]

"This isn't a lifetime movie, I could get into some serious trouble."

"I know." Ori sighed but her arms still wrapped around him. "But it doesn’t stop me from loving you."

[littleladyori-deactivated201911]

"Please don’t leave me." Ori voiced her fears in a soft and broken voice as he held her. "I can’t lose you."

[thefencingprof]

"Even if I wanted to...I don't think I could." Bill answered quietly. She was too entwined with his happiness for him to be able to walk away from her. Even if it was what he should do.

[littleladyori-deactivated201911]

//First Grade Teacher Ori and Bill with his newly orphaned nephew Franklin (Frodo) trying to figure out how to Dad and sign permission forms and yes.

((YES!!!!))

"Alright class. School is almost over so it’s clean up time." Ori smiled when a few of the students made noises of disappointment. It had been a good first day of school and she already adored her little class of first graders. "It’s alright kids, tomorrow we are going to have as much fun as today!" She said in a cheery voice and it helped brighten some of her students who helped clean. "Yes good work Sam. Merry markers go in the box and- Pip! Don’t put crayons in your nose!" She rushed and helped a more active child not stick anything else up his nose as the bell rang. "Alright you’re parents should be here any moment. You can all still play as long as you put your toys away before you leave."

[littleladyori-deactivated201911]

The blush was still prominent on her face as she waved to the two a good bye before she continued to watch her other students. He was a cheeky one, that Bill Baggins. And whether Ori liked to admit it or not, she fancied him and couldn’t wait for the next day of school to begin already.

[thefencingprof]

Franklin was as good as gold over the next week of school. Bill didn't mind picking him up after school, especially with Ms. Reed there. She was fantastic with the kids and obviously did a good job of teaching them. Since Franklin was a pretty smart fellow, she'd given him more difficult things to read and work on so he wasn't bored, which Bill appreciated a lot. Since he'd behaved himself, Bill took a Friday morning off work and accompanied Franklin to class.

"For my show and tell, I wanted to show Uncle Bill's Olympic gold medals." He said proudly as the other kids gaped at him. Bill had two holder that would allow the boxes to be open so everyone could see them and he opened them carefully.

"Uncle Bill is a fencer," Franklin explained, telling them that there were two kinds of swords people fought with and which one he'd used in 96 and 2000. His nephew had been there to see him in 2000 and had loved Australia.

[xbirdthenerd-deactivated2019091]

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[halfbloodhiccup]

I have never reblogged something so fast in my life

[apupcalypse]

it’s exactly what you think it is

[zennonline]

This makes my day, every single time

[machakizi]

[daddy-issues-incarnate]

yes!!

[littleladyori-deactivated201911]

"This isn't a lifetime movie, I could get into some serious trouble."

"I know." Ori sighed but her arms still wrapped around him. "But it doesn’t stop me from loving you."

[thefencingprof]

He leaned his cheek against the top of her head. He cared about Ori, he really did. But he also had to be realistic about the situation. And there was also the matter of Dori.

[thefencingprof]

Faramir

Second son of the Lord Denethor, Steward of Gondor. Always in the shadow of Boromir, whom is favored...

I made a Faramir.

[edhelernil-a-deactivated2018020]

please reblog this post if you adore crossovers and AUs, i want to know just how many people love throwing their muse into situations they would never experience in their canon verse

[oncemorewithwalkers]

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Staring at the Sun

[thefencingprof]

“It's just a fever!"

"Finlay Leopold Durinson-Baggins, don’t even start with me." Bill said, mockly stern. "Is Daddy Finn in trouble?" Theo asked, blinking at them. "He’s trying to tell Papa that he isn’t sick and he is."

[the-lion-of-durin]

“Daddy Finn is perfectly fine and needs to take Baby Theo to school before he’s late.” Finlay pat Theo on the head, then doubled over coughing.

[thefencingprof]

"Daddy Finn is getting his arse back to bed." Bill snorted, taking Theo by the hand. "I'll drop you off, kiddo." Theo nodded, retrieving his little knapsack before giving Finlay a cheery wave as Bill bore him out to the car to get him to kindergarten.

[thefencingprof]

“It's just a fever!"

"Finlay Leopold Durinson-Baggins, don't even start with me." Bill said, mockly stern. "Is Daddy Finn in trouble?" Theo asked, blinking at them. "He's trying to tell Papa that he isn't sick and he is."

[dionysosthursos-blog]

Send "It's just a fever!" For my muses reaction to yours being really sick and pretending that they're alright.

[naragun-deactivated20161113]

I highly recommend you follow the person I reblogged this from.

[thefencingprof]

Finlay/Bill

who’s the cuddler: Finlay. Bill enjoys cuddling but Finn's much more like to initiate it.

who makes the bed: Bill. He's very neat.

who wakes up first: Usually Bill, since he has to get to the university.

who has the weird taste in music: It's a toss up. They both have their odd songs on their iPods.

who is more protective: Finlay, although Bill can get fairly protective himself.

who sings in the shower: They both do.

who cries during movies: Finlay cries more often but there are movies that have Bill wiping his face.

who spends the most while out shopping: Finlay. Bill's the coupon clipper and sale watcher.

who kisses more roughly: Depends on who's in what mood that day.

who is more dominate: It's a toss up there too.

my rating of the ship from 1-10: 14,000

[gxxus-deactivated20161017]

Send me a ship and I'll tell you...

who’s the cuddler: 

who makes the bed:

who wakes up first:

who has the weird taste in music:

who is more protective:

who sings in the shower:

who cries during movies:

who spends the most while out shopping:

who kisses more roughly:

who is more dominate:

my rating of the ship from 1-10: 

[thefencingprof]

[ B I L L - M U N !!!!!!!!!!! ]

[ YOOOOOOU. ]

[abasketofmuses-deactivated20140]

The 3rd gif in your folder is what your muse does when you're not around

[melpomaen]

Somehow I’m not surprised.

[thefencingprof]

//Yep, Bill is confused by my brain.

[mizjoely]

Cabin Pressure AA-ZZ?

I don’t know how far this list can go, but so far I have:

Adis Abuba

Baden-Baden

Corpus Christi

Anyone care to chime in?

[thefencingprof]

Del Dios, California

East End, Arkansas

Ferder Fyr, Norway

Gyoy-Gyol, Azerbaijan

Hawk Hills Agcm, Alberta Canada

etc.