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[draconian62]

Never forget that during the Spider-Island story-line we learn Peter and Mary Jane had fucked so much that she gained an immunity to a virus that turned everyone in New York into mutant spiders.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[parkerposey]

How it feels to listen to take me out by franz ferdinand

[billsloomis1996]

TO THE COFFIN

TO THE TILES

WAITING TIL THE AFTERLIFE

[daddy-issues-incarnate]

whoa how horny were actually these two boys?????

[achesspiece]

the 3ds is such an elegant device like she can play games she can fold she can be hacked what can't she do

[achesspiece]

glad to see this is a hit with robot tumblr

[irisivys]

something about the new popular shows seems awfully familiar to me hmmmm.....

[fenriswine]

He was too cool for them!

[thingswemustdo]

[macrolit]

How many have you read?

The BBC estimates that most people will only read 6 books out of the 100 listed below. Reblog this and bold the titles you’ve read.

1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen 2 Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkein 3 Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte 4 Harry Potter series 5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee 6 The Bible 7 Wuthering Heights – Emily Bronte 8 Nineteen Eighty Four – George Orwell 9 His Dark Materials – Philip Pullman 10 Great Expectations – Charles Dickens 11 Little Women – Louisa M Alcott 12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles – Thomas Hardy 13 Catch 22 – Joseph Heller 14 Complete Works of Shakespeare 15 Rebecca – Daphne Du Maurier 16 The Hobbit – JRR Tolkien 17 Birdsong – Sebastian Faulks 18 Catcher in the Rye 19 The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffeneger 20 Middlemarch – George Eliot 21 Gone With The Wind – Margaret Mitchell 22 The Great Gatsby – F Scott Fitzgerald 23 Bleak House – Charles Dickens 24 War and Peace – Leo Tolstoy 25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams 26 Brideshead Revisited – Evelyn Waugh 27 Crime and Punishment – Fyodor Dostoyevsky 28 Grapes of Wrath – John Steinbeck 29 Alice in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll 30 The Wind in the Willows – Kenneth Grahame 31 Anna Karenina – Leo Tolstoy 32 David Copperfield – Charles Dickens 33 Chronicles of Narnia – CS Lewis 34 Emma – Jane Austen 35 Persuasion – Jane Austen 36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe – CS Lewis 37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini 38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres 39 Memoirs of a Geisha – Arthur Golden 40 Winnie the Pooh – AA Milne 41 Animal Farm – George Orwell 42 The Da Vinci Code – Dan Brown 43 One Hundred Years of Solitude – Gabriel Garcia Marquez 44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney – John Irving 45 The Woman in White – Wilkie Collins 46 Anne of Green Gables – LM Montgomery 47 Far From The Madding Crowd – Thomas Hardy 48 The Handmaid’s Tale – Margaret Atwood 49 Lord of the Flies – William Golding 50 Atonement – Ian McEwan

51 Life of Pi – Yann Martel 52 Dune – Frank Herbert 53 Cold Comfort Farm – Stella Gibbons 54 Sense and Sensibility – Jane Austen 55 A Suitable Boy – Vikram Seth 56 The Shadow of the Wind – Carlos Ruiz Zafon 57 A Tale Of Two Cities – Charles Dickens 58 Brave New World – Aldous Huxley 59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time – Mark Haddon 60 Love In The Time Of Cholera – Gabriel Garcia Marquez 61 Of Mice and Men – John Steinbeck 62 Lolita – Vladimir Nabokov 63 The Secret History – Donna Tartt 64 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold 65 Count of Monte Cristo – Alexandre Dumas 66 On The Road – Jack Kerouac 67 Jude the Obscure – Thomas Hardy 68 Bridget Jones’s Diary – Helen Fielding 69 Midnight’s Children – Salman Rushdie 70 Moby Dick – Herman Melville 71 Oliver Twist – Charles Dickens 72 Dracula – Bram Stoker 73 The Secret Garden – Frances Hodgson Burnett 74 Notes From A Small Island – Bill Bryson 75 Ulysses – James Joyce 76 The Bell Jar – Sylvia Plath 77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome 78 Germinal – Emile Zola 79 Vanity Fair – William Makepeace Thackeray 80 Possession – AS Byatt 81 A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens 82 Cloud Atlas – David Mitchel 83 The Color Purple – Alice Walker 84 The Remains of the Day – Kazuo Ishiguro 85 Madame Bovary – Gustave Flaubert 86 A Fine Balance – Rohinton Mistry 87 Charlotte’s Web – EB White 88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven – Mitch Albom 89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle 90 The Faraway Tree Collection – Enid Blyton 91 Heart of Darkness – Joseph Conrad 92 The Little Prince – Antoine De Saint-Exupery 93 The Wasp Factory – Iain Banks 94 Watership Down – Richard Adams 95 A Confederacy of Dunces – John Kennedy Toole 96 A Town Like Alice – Nevil Shute 97 The Three Musketeers – Alexandre Dumas 98 Hamlet – William Shakespeare 99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory – Roald Dahl 100 Les Miserables – Victor Hugo

[canthinkofaurl-deactivated20221]

5 i am a disgrace im calling bs on anyone who claims they read ulysses tbh

[readingrobin]

22 full reads. I have read more, but I just didn’t finish them, ex. Dracula and Count of Monte Cristo

[that-bookworm-guy]

I’ve read 13 so far

[bubblesandpages]

I’ve read 10

[daddy-issues-incarnate]

10. Technically 11 but I didnt finish Harry Potter

[mynowherenothing]

[led-bloody-zeppelin]

[aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact]

[clownkiwi]

[daggerdoggy]

you know how it is

[neil-gaiman]

hey neil

I’d like to ask if you could show some support for transgirls as the tumblr staff and ceo are after us

🚗🔨💥

Support for transgirls, transboys, trans women and trans men from here. (Should I Google to find out what's going on?)

Also Bluesky is really trans friendly.

[desinteresse]

Feeling like a sims 1 sim.

[desinteresse]

[hecth-ledger]

Legolas Greenleaf + book quotes 

[mrakobaby]

dangerous convenience store

like or reblog n don't repost

[qsycomplainsalot]

[daddy-issues-incarnate]

I'll be honest my first introduction to what ding dongs were was from the first Michael Bay Transformers movie.

The "president" asking one of the air hostess' for "some more of those ding dongs darlin'", while he wore red socks on the bed, and the air hostess going away obviously disgusted by his attitude goes to other hostess out of earshot of the president saying something along the lines of "he wants some more of his ding dongs" and then when it rolls on the floor in front of the miniature decepticon it looks like a weird piece of plastic and she bites into it and as a kid i thought she bit into a prop and not a piece of food

TLDR: ding dongs dont look appetising to me

[hyakkunosuke]

I was sharpenin' up just for the occasion! Who wants to bleed first? Any volunteers?