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Harry. 18. England. Quack for life

[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[imstunning]

reblog if ur a fish whore

[sexycraisinthanos]

[jordymariesays]

The Princess Diaries is Pretty Woman for little girls

Girl is swept into higher society

Girl gets makeover from Larry Miller

Girl has Hector Elizondo as a bff

Girl also learns new manners (also Hector Elizondo)

And has awkward dinner

Quirky best friend

Mean Girls

Douche bag guy

Love

Also, Garry Marshall directed both films

[curious-name-deactivated2018121]

WHAT

[fishyandclintbarton]

W H A T

[i-am-dallas-deactivated20190109]

[beatybe]

I don’t think I have ever seen a dog show straight up unabashed disgust to anything.

[unsounded]

How to open a beer with a banana

[viejospellejos]

[yeojie]

im screeaming out of my ears

[federalbureauofislam]

act a fool girls

[metalgearstoned-deactivated2022]

What a surprise ending

[kid-khidr-deactivated20201030]

reflections from an underwater wave 

[flandelle-deactivated20180712]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

these new fidget spinners are ridiculous

[brittanymurphyinfo]

[gablehood]

this is the worst thing i’ve ever done in my life

[respectfulmemes]

[ejacutastic]

straight people: *makes literally hating your spouse a cultural norm* straight people: gays are ruining marriage

[nelkitty]

Straight people: *creates a game show about strangers getting married* Straight people: Sanctity of marriage. 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Straight People: (Create a game show about straight women competing to marry a man JUST because he’s rich)

Straight People: Marriage is SACRED

[paprika]

[striders]

reading my own writing: boy, you sure like your commas, don’t you,

[fixyourwritinghabits]

I feel personally attacked by this post.

[hairstylesbeauty]

35 Tumblr posts that will rip a hole in your brain.

[mettic]

My ireland native father once told me that the first time he ever saw people use water for hot chocolate was when he came to america, and said that it was then that he “knew this country was doomed”

[bravo-zulu-blog1]

Well how the fuck do you make it then

[mettic]

you know i made this post fully knowng that someone would reply in exactly the way you did but i am still in disbelief that you actually admitted to using water for hot chocolate. 

[quickweaves]