Nightshade Otter

(he/they) lvl 24 • Fantasy artist who mostly draws pretty men and Zelda fanart. Sometimes my art can get a bit spicy • Don't repost my art, just Reblog it.

[strange-aeons]

im pregnant with my eggs i need 7 names asap im gonna lay themsoon

1. Quintillion

2. Thaddeus

3. Vlad

4. Painless

5. Mikey Pepperoni

6. Asbestos

7. The Skull

[quasi-normalcy]

I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

[quasi-normalcy]

#for real tho! their gender is their business but class struggle is everyone’s business

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[vintagewildlife]

"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, being spent on species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?

This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.

[lesspopped]

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

[json-derulo]

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

[json-derulo]

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

[json-derulo]

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business

[json-derulo]

SAME WITH NIPPLES!!!!

[json-derulo]

[bigboysdrinkmilk]

Why is there a diarrhea parasite outbreak in America?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies cut funding to disease prevention and control.

Why is measles back in America?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including RFK Jr, cut vaccine and measles prevention funding and programs.

Why is the New World Screwworm infecting cattle in Texas, when it had previously been eliminated from the area?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including Elon Musk, cut USAID funding, which in part worked to monitor and prevent screwworm outbreaks.

Why was there a flu outbreak in our armed forces?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including Pete Hegseth, cut vaccination requirements for our armed forces, putting all of them at risk alongside our military readiness.

What contributed to the Covid outbreak?

Donald Trump and his Republican allies cut funding to a pandemic prevention program in his first term because Barack Obama had created it.

“America first” sends its regards. Trump voters, please learn your lesson. And if you don’t, it’ll be taught to you again with yet another diarrhea outbreak.

[bigboysdrinkmilk]

[velocistraptor]

Senshi didn’t win, but YOU still can

I’m staying true to my promise that I’d post nsfw of senshi for free if he won the tumblr sexyman poll. Since he didn’t win, it’s going on my patreon instead.

HOWEVER!

for the next week if you use the code “ITSHOULDHAVEBEENSENSHI” you can get 50% off membership subscriptions 🥘

and remember!! don’t sign up through ios—they add an extra charge for that!!

[aleksan-art]

its the last day to help our favourite dwarf win the title of sexyman!! rally your friends, we may not see another dwarf get this far for a while..

Post by @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026 · 1 poll

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[buniix3]

i still have hope he'll win look at that crowd

[xeemaee]

At least I know I’m on the side of tumblr that voted for Senshi in the end.

I kept seeing people say they only voted for the tv because he fit the stereotype… man that stereotype was made in 2010s tumblr when we were all teenagers. Let your palate expand to new flavors. Let your palate mature. Let the palate of tumblr embrace Senshi of Izganda.

Post by @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026 · 1 poll

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[loser-catgirl]

Senshi propaganda!!!!!!!!

We can still win this!!

Post by @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026 · 1 poll

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[xoxoares]

DEAR SENSHI FANS:

I made some profile pics for us! PFPs if you will. Enjoy!

SENSHI FOR TUMBLR SEXYMAN 2026!!!

[chronichimejoshi]

SENSHI 2026 GUYS WHO'S WITH ME

WE GOT THIS WE NEED TO PULL THROUGH

[xeemaee]

I love that half of the anti senshi propaganda is “he’s too conventionally attractive to be tumblr sexyman” and half “he’s so ugly how did he make it this far”

He really contains multitudes

[just-m-0-n-1-k-4]

If I see ONE more person say Senshi from Dungeon Meshi should be disqualified from the tumblr sexyman finals because "he's conventionally attractive" I'll be on the news

HE'S A SHORT FAT MIDDLE AGED DUDE

H O W IN THE HELL IS HE CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE

[wyrm-jam]

Ngl Senshi genuinely was the first human adjacent character in maybe ever that gave me something akin to body euphoria because I too am short and stout

Like his whole look is so attainable for me and he is beloved and seen as genuinely and extremely attractive by many, even by characters in the show itself so like

He's gotta win this sexyman thing because I think for once maybe the winner should be someone who actually have a marginally attainable and realistic look.

I don't care if you draw your TV man fat. He is NOT fat in canon. Senshi is short, squat, and while also fairly muscular, he has a visible gut and man boobs

Genuinely Senshi sometimes nearly makes me wish I'd kept some breast tissue when I got top surgery because he makes ME feel like I could have kept some and still have been masculine.