Tender Monster

Jasper || It/Its || 37

[nikolaijanak]

[crafterfive]

My partner made this comic, and it is beautiful and amazing, and you’re all missing out by not seeing the original on paper because it’s even prettier there!

[sunnarts]

Happy pride month!

bi, lesbians, gays, trans, non-binary, aro and ace, everyone hereee! have a happy month, you are valid <3

[transfemme-shelterdog]

"Transandrophobia doesn't exist outside of online"

Scary Movie 6 literally had a transmasc character who existed purely to be the butt of:

1. No strength jokes

2. No dick jokes

3. "She's my son" jokes

4. Jokes about pronouns

5. Attack helicopter jokes

(Note the word "joke" here is doing SERIOUSLY heavy lifting)

But sure, it's TOTALLY not in mainstream media and is only just guys complaining about nothing online.

(Good to note that there were zero jokes about trans women and transfems in that entire movie)

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[rabbitkinglune777]

lil domestic doodle of them before bed

[apolladay]

People without the penis type genitalia, if you suddenly grew one and woke up to it, what would you do first?

masturbate on it

look in total horror and curiosity

learn how to piss while standing in two legs

try to compare its size to your closest person with a dick that you know

find new underwear to accommodate your new friend

send your first dick pic ever

I don't know man :[

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[wyrm-jam]

Amazing Digital Circus had a bittersweet but hopeful ending in my opinion

[sabertoothwalrus]

pros of eating your lunch outside on a nice spring day: feeling the sun, getting vitamin d, hearing birds chirping, watching the bees and the lizards and the squirrels

cons of eating your lunch outside on a nice spring day:

MY NAPKINS

[hellenhighwater]

Should I be saving my money for a down payment on a house and getting rid of furniture so I have less to move? Yes. And also yes.

But consider:

She's $300 and I need her

[hellenhighwater]

You guys are a terrible influence.

[wyrm-jam]

Had to get bloodwork this morning

Spur of the moment decided to go to one of the farmers markets afterwards since I got my gst/hst reimbursement and pay from the last few shifts I did and was finally able to pick up my meds yesterday

Was on my bike, it was raining the whole time at the market and honestly it was wonderful because of that

I was eating elk stew and bannock under a tree with a bunch of locally farmed and produced goods in my bike crate including forged greens, artisanal garlic sourdough, and locally grown and dried fruits for my oatmeal.

I'm now home, chilly, and damp, but I have a few hours before I need to leave for work, and after that I'm seeing The Amazing Digital Circus finally with my siblings.

[hailed-marys]

sometimes i see posts that are deeply unempathetic towards eva stratt and the situation she found herself in, acting like she didnt exhaust all of the alternatives to save the earth and acting like sending grace to his death was something she did almost gleefully. people really like to forget that grace was maybe the closest thing she had to a friend during the entirety of the petrova taskforce. she was stuck between a rock and a hard place, carrying the weight of the entire world on her shoulders, and people conveniently forget that she was there for the sole purpose of being the point of blame after she did everything she could to save the world. oh my god you guys she was willing to be hated by the entire world to give it a shot of living past thirty years.

when you flatten eva stratt like that you become one of the faceless many that spit on her name because she was brave enough to shoulder the blame of all of the things it took to keep the planet from extinction. you are the stereotype. good lord

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

How about a wheel for specific cat breeds?

you have been turned into this cat breed!

How do you feel!

I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT

I'm happy!

:3

ew.

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[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[yuhi-san]

Thats the context for this meme???

[titenoute]

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

[kstarlitchaotics]

I'm dying

[teaboot]

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

[teaboot]

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

[dunkthebiscuit]

The more the merrier. The more the safer. Pride is an act of solidarity and a giant Fuck You to the people who want to erase us. Let Hetero Jessica have fun and also let her be counted as an ally. We will always need the allies.

And then later on maybe Jessica's little boy will be able to point out to her that he actually doesn't feel that good in skirts, thanks, and can he cut his hair a bit shorter next time, and Jessica will be Yes! Of course! because Jessica understands a lot better now.

[faux-friend]

When a black person states that something you did was racist, chill the fuck out. Its annoying dealing with you panicking trying to dissociate yourself from racism. If you're not black, black people already assume youve said nigga or its variant at least once in your life. If they're interacting with you and bringing something up, its because they want you to stop doing that so they can still interact with you(if ur already friends)

You WILL be racist. You WILL do racist things. You have ALREADY done both. Learn and move on. There's no ideological purity you can hold on to, i promise. Proving you can take the criticism without making it a big deal and practice what you preach is better than any clean slate.

Be the kind of person black people don't have to gamble on. Shut up and lock in