How I am wasting my time today....

Colton. 23. Texas. Beer, music and fires. Occasionally ambulances and guns too.

[thefireslayer]

I don’t even slay fire any more what should my new name be?

[thefireslayer]

Nothing makes me more libertarian than visiting the DMV. Protecting my rights to pay taxes and wait in line.

[thefireslayer]

Got another one while i was gone.

[ifeelfinedotexe]

The finest barber service

[un-magnificentlivesofadults]

My mom just sent me this picture of my dog…I guess we got a lot of snow, then

[un-magnificentlivesofadults]

update:

[back-that-sass-up]

Great update

[utwo]

48 Custom Sportster

© roland sands

[melrows]

This is Kjell Lindgren. He’s a NASA astronaut who just got back from 5 months on the International Space Station. There are two reasons why this picture is hilarious:

His wife is flawless and makes bad space puns to make him do household chores.

I have that shirt. Thousands of people have that shirt. That shirt is available at Target. Which means actual astronaut Kjell Lindgren, with his wardrobe already full of NASA-issued and logo-emblazoned clothes, was at Target, saw a NASA shirt, and was like, “Yes, I am buying this because this is what I want to spend my actual astronaut salary on.”

 tl;dr NASA employs a bunch of fucking nerds

[wolfayal]

It gets better.

Courtesy of Wikipedia, here’s the poster NASA released for his mission to the ISS:

[queerlyglittering]

NASA confirmed for a bunch of fucking nerds

[karama9]

*wipes single tear*

They’re just too beautiful.

[systlin]

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. 

NASA personnel are, like, the top nerds. The alpha nerds. The absolute nerdiest nerds. The nerds other nerds look to for nerdspiration. 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

THIS IS ADORABLES :D

[yet-another-elsanna-victim]

I strongly recommend a visit to the following website (http://spaceflight101.com/iss/iss-expedition-posters/) that has all of them.

Everything started off all vanilla but a Expedition 16 they showed that they were truly Masters of The Dork Side of The Force:

Some other amusing posters they approved:

[midoriko-sama]

Nerdspiration

[awesome-picz]

Cats Helping Decorate Christmas Trees.

[only1600kids]

*gets penalty* “that’s bullshit” *watches replay* “.. yeah okay”

[thebestoftumbling]

[letmefeelmyoats]

UNMUTE THIS

[stingywithmycootiecat]

😩😩😂😂😂😂

[lowcarsmeet]

[thefireslayer]

Oh yeah, I have a tumblr.

[spongecock]

[fcba]

F-84 Thunderjet refueling during the Korean War (Source 1, 2, 3, 4)

[stability]

[gamarai-archive-deactivated2020]

someone’s grandma is kicking my ass in scrabble and i feel blessed by some greater power because of it

[sheikofthesheikah]

This is so pure

[powerplant-puff-deactivated2019]

so like

does anyone else see the word dildo or

[gamarai-archive-deactivated2020]

yeah i played it

[lolsupport]

Gotta be some cats like this hanging around Chernobyl, right?