[datachapel]

i had the funniest fucking dream i was hanging out with michael jackson and someone asked him what his pronouns were and he said “he/hee!” and i woke up crying

[mod-l-lost-in-translation]

You think THATS a denim jacket?

Surely you

Jest

[portaljumper339]

That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice

[ampervadasz]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

I got like zero sleep and I’m at work trying to act like a human being and I was nearly moved to tears by a stock photo of a sad businessman

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

he;s so sad

[pinkmisspiggy]

life is actually just about rice

[mecharose]

why isn’t anyone allowed to be wrong anymore? it’s okay to be wrong. no one should be terrified of every tiny little mistake they might make. being wrong, and realizing you were wrong, is how you learn and grow and change.

[syntacked]

“How beautiful it would be to find someone who’s in love with your mind.”

— Unknown (via syntacked)

[mamoru]

g…gamer dress

[mamoru]

this one

[oarfishfever]

[datanazush]

OP you’re missing the best part

[chookiemunster]

You missed the best part. After they said “Unfortunately No”, they also said they were looking to be better than that. So, at least use the whole tweet.

They’re obviously listening to the community.

They’re actually trying

[lennythereviewer]

[canadiangold]

As silly as the situation is at a glance, I honestly respect them for owning the poor wording and listening to suggestions from their target audience, instead of doubling down like most companies

[razerathane]

Actually seeing the rest of the tweet and all the followup has been enlightening

[curioscurio]

The Four Comandments

[speedlimit15]

[jupiterinthe7th]

[not-nearly-as-loud]

[kylostantrums]

on today’s episode of “Hozier liked”

[daddyfuckedme]

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

[marsupial-deleterings-deactivat]

Whoever decided that 2019 was going to be the year of posting Golden Girls bits is a hero

[botanyshitposts]

caused a public outcry in lichen class today after announcing my hypothesis that a burnt calzone could be classified as a nut

[botanyshitposts]

i have been asked to defend my burnt calzone hypothesis. a nut is defined as a fruiting structure that holds one, but sometimes two or more, seeds where the pericarp (all layers of the ovary around the mitotic zone) becomes, and i quote from my notes, “woody or bone-like”. a burnt calzone is a fully enclosed structure with woody or bone-like outer tissue. the calzone filling could be classified as a meiotic Sex Zone capable of hardening into one, but sometimes two or more, hard structures. the disturbing question here, i think, would be for what organism a burnt calzone is an ovary

[ewaneneollav]

[petbud]

[classicmeevs]

[onionringz64]

[trueshredguitar]

[theflutteryay-deactivated201901]

[yutyrannuss]

Swedish cowboy

[yutyrannuss]

Jihå