THE FISH CULT

FEEL IT

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Let's Go Fly a Kite, instrumental

With some money for candles and such; this one doesn't need anything much: a star properly crossed and a few incense sticks. Once you've lit up the wicks, do the magic for kicks.

Start the ritual, it's sure to be a ball, Start the ritual and get a blessing Come join us in a ring, we'll treat you like a king, Oh, start the... ritual!

It's real short; just a few simple chants, to be said as we're all holding hands, you'll be one of a kind if you open your mind Once you've lit up the wicks do the magic for kicks.

Start the ritual, it's sure to be a ball, Start the ritual and get a blessing Come join us in a ring, we'll treat you like a king, Oh, start the... ritual!

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I have obtained a fish coloring book.

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we have a lot of quotable moments here at the fishcult when we play board games, of which our dear abbe has been kind enough to chronicle for all the world to see in the form of art. Most of which is without original context, but hey the feeling is still there, enjoy

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please watch this it is of dire importance yes please watch i f you dont watch metronome will come............

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Have a random adaptation of a mariachi song!! Apparently for Kill Bill 2? Rox has yet to watch, methinks.

Que liiiiiiiiiiinda hechizera~

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New soul song for Rox. Will attempt to translate into English some day, if a version doesn’t already exist.

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Merry Christmas to all And to all a good Frank

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A BOAT beneath a sunny sky, Lingering onward dreamily In an evening of July — Children three that nestle near, Eager eye and willing ear, Pleased a simple tale to hear — Long has paled that sunny sky: Echoes fade and memories die: Autumn frosts have slain July. Still she haunts me, phantomwise, Alice moving under skies Never seen by waking eyes. Children yet, the tale to hear, Eager eye and willing ear, Lovingly shall nestle near. In a Wonderland they lie, Dreaming as the days go by, Dreaming as the summers die: Ever drifting down the stream — Lingering in the golden gleam — Life, what is it but a dream?

Lewis Carroll

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RISKY BUSINESS  Starring: Frank “Ol’ Ding Dong” Slytherin; Elmer “Nachoman” Glueington; Siesta Savannah; and The Horseman with No Arms, Darian. Painstakingly illustrated by our resident historian and artist, Abbey “The Bee” Jordan.

Took 10 minutes to scan this and then my scanner died Just pretend this is a well and purposefully timed preview to this magnificent classic. 

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Magic Open, Sweet Princess

Roxanna: We are the fish cult. This is true. A group of friends brought together by fate. We enjoy each others' company, I'd like to think. We get together for tea and board games and general fun times, no vices. "I'm a girl and I like grammar," is how I've described myself in places recently, but recently I've found I also like many other things, like music, and words, and logic, and puzzles and mysteries. Things I once knew that are finally coming back.

Darian: Behead all those who insult Islam, true believers! ELIPSES

Savannah: Aromatic and free

against all liberty

eating only what I see

Savannah.

Elmer: My favorite song is David Bowie.

Abbey:Explorer of the Hawiwi.

Abbey of the great wild west.

You know whos the best?

Oh Yes, A-B-B-E-EST

That was my Christmas trick

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Second Fluffy Cultmas Just Make the Title Really Long Yes Okay Savannah I’m Listening Agreeadle To Taste

Savannah: Abbey. You're like a medium, but sometimes you're orange. To much wisdom might blow the minds. The beyonds. The masses.

Abbey: The meeple. Instead of sheeple.

Darian: What's a meeple?

Abbey: The math people.

Elmer is drawing. I am typing. David Bowie or fabulous cheekbones are what Elmer's drawings normally look like.

Savannah: I'm like a fish person.

Darian: We're all fish people, anyway.

Abbey: I should show you guys. It's really good. In the picture is me, hunched over, really angry-looking. And she looked so happy and I'm just like MEH. All hunched over and like, looking into space.

Savannah:(to Elmer) Do I have a weird sash? Am I napoleon? *sighs* Can't wait for Chrimbus.

This is tiring. I should probably go home soon. Love the cult. Love typing. Love writing. Love words.

Savannah: We should get masks then. And then perform intricate dance routines. Elmer has a very good Lucky Star dance routines. The three of us (Elmer, Savabbey) can do it. Legitimately. Two is the charm, really. People always go for three, its incorrect. We're not saying anything that is of substance. I think when Frank said his name it was pretty much substantial. Elmer kinda introduced his hair. I haven't found another Savannah Dessert before. I am one in a million.

Elmer: I've seen a lot of Savannah Desserts on Facebook.

Abbey: One of the freshmen was telling me that for their bioology class they were studying some magical biology quizlet that was made by someone named Abbey Johnson and she asked if it was me. My new name is Abbey Johnson.

Stephen King, also Richard Bachman, pretended to be Richard Bachman for a bit? Am I spelling Bachman right?

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Happy Cult Heavenly Fluffy Fish People

Happy Chrimbus, everybody~!

Happy every birthday, it's the cult, your favorite six people! We are six in one, like the double trinity! A six-segmented tape worm (many of which you very likely have inside of you. Approximately fifty million, probably).

It is important that when you travel around you are aware of e-coli because that is Moctezuma's revenge.

Savannah is an e-cool guy.

Hello Internet, we are The Fish Cult. We are the best. *F*I*S*H*C*U*L*T* (try to imagine a cheer team cheering for us there).

Elmer and Frank are talking about how you don't kill someone by punching them in the face. Slap people in the stomach and tell them to stop.

Savannah: You don't want like, whiplash. When you punch someone, don't punch near the sides; you'll get in trouble.

Darian: (As Abbey is drawing tiny cult avatars) You know who's the best? Oh, speh.

Drank: (As he is leaving) hi im frank.

Then we cuddle-huddled.

Savannah: HI IM DARIAN LOPEZ AND I LOOK LIKE A GRANDMOTHER OHHHHH

Savannah is going to dye her hair red soon, after cutting it short down like her mother.

Elmer: I am Elmer. That's it. I am Jewish. I'm sorry, Internet. I know you don't like Jews. But I'm Mexican, so it's okay. On my mom's side, we're OKAY Germans. And well, we're Mexican. We're just Mexican. Hey guys, Germany! And Spain!

Savannah: We don't like you. We don't like anybody.

Elmer and Savannah are dancing and singing nonsense.

Darian: This is like a dead bell. That's what snuffers are made of.

Savannah: That's Abbey Dessert. She likes Snuff box. That's kind of related.

Elmer: I can't wait for kitties to come.

Hasn't everyone been tickled enough that they pee themselves? I don't think it's possible to tickle yourself because you know it's coming.

Elmer: I tickled myself to death once.

Savannah: Elmer, you're not normally dead are you?

Elmer: I am dead.

Yours truly is Roxanna. I'm doing this because of my mad typing skillz.

Savannah: I have to put it on my scalp to make sure I don't die. Hair color may cause an allergic reaction so you must follow these precautions. This can be a beauty blog. If dye gets in the bloodstream it's not good. The Internet must know. Did I buy cyanide? I pray for death every night.

Abbey: What I'm gonna do is pour two cherry pits into the king's ears.

Savannah: What part of the mortar and pestle is the bowl and which is the stabby bit?

Mortar is the bowl and pestle is the stabby bit.

Elmer cannot describe what a mortar and pestle look like. I will try to help.

He was talking about the bombs. My bad. It's basically a cylinder on a bipod, apparently. Elmer has seen many things.

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fish but