Lara and the Reblogs

[magrittr]

where would we be without her? (the electric kettle)

[hellomelancholic]

The grind NEVER starts. I am sleeping.

[martinsseptim]

but have you considered that the women and the fish want each other?

[zagreuses-toast]

[catboymettaton]

[id: a picture of Guillermo del Toro holding his two oscars. the image has been edited to add a speech bubble tail pointing at his mouth, so that it look like he’s saying the original post. end id]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ikea-doona]

[image description: a tweet from user @/zarawesome. It reads, “meetings should have a button you can secretly press and if everyone presses the button, the meeting suddenly ends.” End ID]

[gaysie]

i love cheating if you don’t cheat what the hell is wrong with you

[fleurdelys-fletri]

have you ever been cheated on?

[gaysie]

i forgot some people are in relationships. to clarify i love to violate academic integrity on exams

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

it sucks so fucking hard that we don't have mushrooms the size of trees and shit

[muppetshow2026]

i cannot stress enough that i do not care if you think jennifers body had bad writing. megan fox and amanda seyfried made out AND cobra starship was on the soundtrack. is that not enough? are you not satisfied? die.

[lenbian-moved-deactivated202601]

behind every girlboss is another, bigger girlboss

[lenbian-moved-deactivated202601]

they call this a pyramid scheme i think

[knivesplushearts-deactivated202]

at the goblin market: i mustn’t buy a little goblin treat

when i get home: i wish i had a little goblin treat

[xenosagaepisodeone]

I love that natasha lyonne sounds like that. more women should sound like that.

[rylandgraces]

me blogging about a niche topic but not explaining any of it

[nentuaby]

Responding to a pandemic in the world’s wealthiest and most powerful nation:

[roseverdict]

PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU’RE APOLOGIZING FOR BECAUSE I’M COMPLETELY CONFUSED

[nentuaby]

The RNA vaccines approved for COVID-19 in the US both need to be distributed at extremely low temperatures. Like 40F lower than any other mass-distributed medicine.

It turns out the Dippin Dots company runs the only nationwide supply chain that’s ever operated at those temperatures. So all these big serious health orgs are consulting the expertise of, and even exploring renting equipment from, The Ice Cream of the Future™️.

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Among us” is a wonderful way to show the fallibility of eyewitness accounts.

[cargopantsman]

“Okay students. Next we’re going to read The Crucible, but first we’re going to spend an hour playing Among Us on the school wifi.

[artificial-father]

I saw Goody Proctor vent in medbay

[yesiamreallyanangel]

[gaydelgard]

hey bro are you ok? we passed that sign and you didn’t even say ‘yeah i sure hope it does’

[atissi]

museum gift shop: its that vase you saw

me:

museum gift shop: but really small

me: holy shit

[unluckyrose]

three main parts of d&d culture are

1. *drops to 0hp* “I’m dead.” “You’re not dead yet”

2. rolling a bad perception roll and your dm is just like “you don’t have a fucking clue where you are. a room maybe?”

3. when the dm is narrating a scene for another character and your character isn’t even there so when you make a smartass comment about what’s happening the dm shouts “You’re not here”

[zunadahalforcbarbarian]

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