Paradox

things

[valhelos]

[lizmitches]

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

[narwa]

[revenantghost]

[podcastwizard]

hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

[snoopylovessoup]

[juliens-bakery]

hey (with the intention of hurrying home to you, putting on a slow dumb show for you, and cracking you up)

[free-my-mindd]

[depsidase]

[einaudis]

Question: What is the greatest magic of all? Answer: Friendship, right? [B]: The greatest magic of all is not friendship, it's chronomancy, the ability to control and warp time. If friendship were the greatest magic, look, it's a pet peeve of mine (...)

DUNGEON MASTER BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN ANSWERS DnD QUESTIONS (TECH SUPPORT | WIRED)

[reptiliannastyboy]

here have this grond meme that my partner made

[effinbirds]

[depsidase]

[trapny]

This is more inspirational than I think it was originally intended to be

[wizardarchetypes]

i'm forever haunted by my inability to whistle because i truly tried. i watched youtube videos and practiced in the mirror again and again with no results,

until 2020 when i was living on a boat completely alone in quarantine during the heat of lockdown. i woke up at 1 am from a dream in which i was whistling. i sat up in bed and i thought, "oh my god, i get it now,"

and i whistled. i whistled a tune, even. i took a video of myself whistling just to prove it to everyone.

i went back to bed. in the morning, i couldn't whistle anymore. i only have the video as a reminder of the time i was briefly possessed by a whistling ghost who took pity on me.

[horticulturehomo]

[catchymemes]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Taggeth Thyself.

[pascalcampion]

Red

[sighcomics]

he's new, please be nice to him

[sixbucks]