Um ...

Hello, Friend

[catchymemes]

[veryfunnymemes]

[swaggy666llamas]

[thebootydiaries]

Me last year: Omg its my friends birthday im going to buy them things and draw them stuff and

Me now: *texts friend "birth" and nothing else*

[thebootydiaries]

something in the distance: *is there, in the distance*

my incredibly nearsighted ass w/o glasses: wow that sure is......... something

[anxietyproblem]

[thebootydiaries]

child: daddy when I grow up I want to be just like you

dad: you're just copying me to get successful and I'm gonna slay your career, you copycat flop little bitch

[steveroger-deactivated20201208]

me, talking about anything

[hentaijacker-deactivated2015111]

in court

[thebootydiaries]

judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday

me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush

my lawyer: same

me: same

judge: same

police: same

obama: same

[dekutree]

There’s something so comforting about being in GameStop

[officialcrow]

knowing im the best looking and smelling person in there

[tupaya-devushka-blog]

International relationships really are a lot of fun.

[yassmines]

me and all my friends take turns using our 1 brain cell the way the fates all shared that one eyeball like

[poochin]

[ahead]

From WeHeartIt

[thisnameisfalse]

[sp0nchy]

[sixpenceee]

Honokohau Falls in Hawaii  is said to be the tallest waterfall on Maui. It plunges in two tiers for a total of 1600 feet, making it the second highest falls in the United States 

[bambietta666-deactivated2015090]

United States? Wtf?

[yoncevevo-deactivated20251204]

Hawaii is apart of the States you palm tree headed ditsy bitch

[kelgrid]

I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that

[kelgrid]

Imagine what could come from there? Ghouls, ghosts, vampires?

[kelgrid]

[averagefairy]

when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job

[thadeeliv]

this is why i keep my skin closed at all times.

[averagefairy]

you….. you what 

[realitytvgifs]