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Bout to knock your ass out
God damn it I done fucked around and reblogged one of them fuckin undertale shits

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@thefool23
Boy I’m stanced the fuck up
Bout to knock your ass out
God damn it I done fucked around and reblogged one of them fuckin undertale shits
they killed him for this
trying to explain my process of doing errands to my housemates and realising i'm not beating the adhd allegations.
everyone saying "this seems like a nice day out" is probably correct however failing to account for the fact i am a terminally online gamer bro and 2 hours of walking uphill has left my knees in shambles. i have made mistakes i will absolutely repeat next time i try to do errands.
please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me
but what if i.....
I REALLY LIKE THIS ART THIS IS SO CUTE I'M BEING HELD UP
A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE.
I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with
But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy
Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy
it’s been ten years
its been 12 years
13 years
14 years
15 years
16 years
Loss is a dancing queen, young and sweet, only 17
🥛c ~ ))___)_ ~yawn~
🥛c ,ō))_🗓)_ Alright, what day is it?
🗓c ○`)__)__\__ JUNE 2ND?!
CC °)____\ HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!!!
cc ň")___\ I'm terribly sorry I'm late by a day..
cc .")___\ it kind of just slipped my mind......
cc ^")___\ But, anyway! I hope that you all have a good time this month!
cc • )___\ Always remember that you can express yourself however feels most comfortable, and you can love anyone you want, or nobody at all!
cc - )___\ legally, of course.. don't be a creep or make other's feel uncomfortable/unsafe..
cc •)___\ The only reason I clarify is because I don't want what I am saying being used as
ccó )___\ "but you said I can love anyone I want!"
cc ō )___\ If you are both consenting to it, it isn't with someone who is still a child while you yourself aren't one (if you're both about a year or 2 apart, like if you're in school, it should be okay for the most part), and you are listening to each other, then it's fine.
cc •)___\ Whether you are questioning, still in the closet, or have already come out, I hope you all stay safe.
cc >.)___\ With the way the world is right now, the last thing I want is for any of you to be in trouble..
cc • )___\ I strongly suggest that, if anyone knows some helpful resources for LGBTQ+ members, that you try to share them so more people can try to get help with whatever it is they need.
cc ò )___\ I know it's scary, but stay strong, stay together, form communities and friendships. No one should feel alone, especially not now. Look out for one another.
cc ò)___\ And I'm sorry this is a bit somber, but like I had said, I want people to be safe. Sometimes you just need to be a little more serious to make sure nothing bad happens..
🥛c •))___)_ I love all of you.
-Snom
cc ' ))___)_ That's supposed to be the Gender-queer flag, by the way. I don't know how well it translates with Tumblr's slightly limited color options.
dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?
actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce
whenever i reblog a serious feminist post in the middle of silly things
“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care
I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet
Also the amulet
Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?
The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third
its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"
prayer to whichever dead catholic person is most appropriate: may I not have to run a whole week of surprise camps on crutches. in a knee brace.
Im agnostic raised liberal protestant, but absolutely the catholics got saints right. Sometimes your problem is so fucking specific you need Some Guy. If you're listening, Guy of Workers Who Have Strain Injuries,
No fucking WAY, there's actually a knee injury Guy? Catholicism accidentally reinventing the medical specialty system......
I know you're wondering: are there slutty pictures of him revealing his knees?
Saint Roch, by Francesco Ribalta, c. 1625, Museo de Bellas Artes, Valencia
[image id: st. Roch staring soulfully and hiking up his robe to show that his thigh has a bubo on it, also sluttily revealing his knees]
what the dog doin