20 | he/zey | I hate theatre. Well, it’s so disappointing, isn’t it? You know what I do when I’m sitting in a darkened theatre waiting for the show to begin? I pray. Oh, please let it be a good show. And let it be short, oh Lord in heaven, please. Two hours is fine, three hours is too much. And keep the actors out of the audience. I didn’t pay good money to have the fourth wall come crashing down around my ears. I just want a story, and a few good songs that will take me away. I just want to be entertained. I mean, isn’t that the point? Amen. You know there was a time when people sat in darkened theatres and thought to themselves, “what have George and Ira got for me tonight?” Or “Can Cole Porter pull it off again?” Can you imagine? Now it’s, “Please, Elton John, must we continue this charade?” It used to be, sitting there in the dark, you knew that when the lights came up you would be taken to another world, a world full of color and music and glamour. And you thought to yourself, “My, when are they going to bring up the lights?” (lights up) Oh, how things have changed. Hello. How are we today? I’m feeling a little blue myself. You know, a little anxious for no particular reason, a little sad that I should feel anxious at this age, you know, a little self-conscious anxiety resulting in non-specific sadness: a state that I call “blue”. Anyway, whenever I’m feeling this way, blue, I like to listen to my music. So, I was going through my records this morning – yes, records – and I was about to put on the sound track recording of Meredith Willson’s THE MUSIC MAN. I had a craving for a young Ronny Howard. But then I said “No! Let’s have a treat! Let’s disappear for a while into the decadent world of the 1920’s. When the champagne flowed while the caviar chilled and all the world was a party” – for the wealthy anyway.
A joke I've been wanting to make for about a year now, but forgot to start until the last minute.
Left to right: Melissa (Mike and Melissa), Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way (My Immortal), Raku-chan (Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls), Starkit (Starkit's Prophecy), and Sakura Katana-chan (Sugoi Quest for Kokoro)
my cat helped with my t shot i was close to psyching myself out of the injection but he started meowing outside the bathroom door and made me quickly inject so i could say hi. he is now forgiven for his past transphobic crimes (biting me)
The whole "boy cat" thing is so annoyingggggg your cats gender has nothing to do with how they feel about you i literally cannot imagine being so brain rotted by patriarchy that you somehow think your neutered male cat has special male love for you that female cats don't have the capacity for. Is there something wrong with you
this is the thrifting good luck post. may you find exactly what you need at the thrift store. may it be in good condition and in your size. may it have the tag color that's on sale that week. may it have 20 dollars tucked inside.
it exists to divide the working class. All labour is skilled labour. Yes including that one. Yes, including that one too.
Do you know what's unskilled labour? Owning capital. There's no labour involved, thus requires no skill. And you can tell because people can be born into owning capital.
had a dream there was something called “the hawk” and it was essentially one of those cat traps vets use with the two bars and net but above you, the goal is dont get picked up by it and tossed into the air + grabbed. humans operated it and it was like, a fun test of constitution
had a dream there was something called “the hawk” and it was essentially one of those cat traps vets use with the two bars and net but above you, the goal is dont get picked up by it and tossed into the air + grabbed. humans operated it and it was like, a fun test of constitution
had a dream there was something called “the hawk” and it was essentially one of those cat traps vets use with the two bars and net but above you, the goal is dont get picked up by it and tossed into the air + grabbed. humans operated it and it was like, a fun test of constitution
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