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My boyfriend cleaned the floor with Lemon Pledge because he’s a fucking dumb ass

#why #me rn #slippery as heck

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Lush’s new product line is so progressive

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Electric Meat

A cool band name and also brains

“I’m doing more than I should and it’s still not enough”

Seems to be a recurring theme in my relationships, friendships, work and health. I feel defeated.

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Steve Irwin would have been able to lift Mjolnir, reblog if you agree.

Why do I have so many bees in my mouth

Life is just a distraction from death. It’s always watching, and it’s coming for you. You just never know when. It is the most unforgivably inevitable thing to exist.

Wish I was half as pretty as my cat

#cat #cute kitty #my baby

thefulltimebitch

Been through some bad shit I should be a sad bitch

Who would have thought it’d turn me to a savage

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Been through some bad shit I should be a sad bitch

Who would have thought it’d turn me to a savage

#me #selfie #snapchat #cute #red head #bitchface #rbf

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mctreeleth

I was trying to explain to my sister-in-law that I simply cannot turn on my car headlights if anyone is looking at me and she thought I was crazy.

razzleberryjam

Literally nothing more embarrassing than tying your shoes in public like oh look at me I'm a 5 year old because I couldn't tie my shoes tight enough to last a walk through the kroger

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are y’all okay

thatqueerchoirkid

no

thefulltimebitch

I literally cringe every time I have a regular conversation with someone because I’m convinced everything I say is the wrong thing and for some reason everyone thinks I’m an idiot.