meh.

Paramedic/rescue squad, animal lover, fish enthusiast, enjoys oddities and weirdos. chronic case of idgaf.

[fruits-ofeden-deactivated202004]

so… Are we just gonna ignore this? My people have been through enough.

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever

[kaleighbytheway]

@thefuzzyfish sorry, you’ll always be a fuzzy fish, hahaha

[thefuzzyfish]

I still love you

[washingtonpost]

Trump wants to defund PBS. ‘Sesame Street’ brutally parodied him for decades.

"Grump” appears in three episodes spanning decades — sowing fear and chaos and inspiring a political march down Sesame Street.

[thestateonmtv]

this is what radical political comedic satire looks like 

[memeween]

im Here for publicly funded jokes at his expense

[poodlemonium]

hello, i have a question involving harnesses. i have a three legged (missing his front left leg, amputated from the shoulder) german/blue heeler mix who doesn't fit in normal harnesses. do you have any harness suggestions? right now we have to walk him around with a choke collar or not at all because he pulls and refuses to listen to us, he's 3 so he's high energy and not going on walks drives him crazy. do you have any ideas?

I’m not expert in three-legged dogs, so you could perhaps ask your vet and/or a trainer for more advice, but I would personally suggest a front-clip harness if your dog pulls. One of these harnesses or a similar one could be a good match for you guys!

Link: http://gear.tripawds.com/shop/

[aquestionablemutt]

Sorry to butt in but another option for pully dogs is a head collar? If you Use a back clip harness it will just make them pull more

[dappledawgs]

Head collars are great tools and I can personally attest to a front-clip harness. Dusty would pull and yank me up the street if he saw anything he wanted. This front-clip harness turns him when he does that, allowing me to teach him proper manners. When i put him in a back-clip harness, he does tend to pull more but since I taught him manners in the front-clip harness, I can still use the same commands and he listens. That was the best harness I’ve ever purchased

[thefuzzyfish]

Ill second front clip harness.

[morbidology]

I have never pre ordered anything as fast as I pre ordered your book. Not only are you such a great writer but you are so damn kind & genuine. A couple months ago I asked you to share my gofundme for vet bills & you went above & beyond & literally saved my dogs life. 98% of the other bloggers I messaged ignored me. I srs cant wait for your book to be released. Is there any way we can get a signed copy if we buy it & PayPal u for the costs? I know it would cost you loads to sign & send back 2 us.

Thank you so much! I’m glad your dog is doing okay.

I would definitely be up for signing books if somebody knows of a cost-effective way to do so? I would certainly like to give something in return for people who purchase my book, for sure! I don’t want people to have to PayPal me money for it, though… If it’s people in the U.K., they could send some stamps along with the book for returns but other than that I’m unsure?

I would love to be able to sign books if I could think of a way to do so, but yeah, paying for postage to return x amount of books would certainly cost me a fortune, unfortunately. If anybody has any ideas, please share :)

[thefuzzyfish]

You could sign a post card or a file card made out to people and they could send the postage to you. They could add it into the book like a library card.

[thedeathmerchant]

[morbidology]

Guys, can I just say a MASSIVE thank you to everybody who pre-ordered my book. In the space of one day, it became #1 New Release in one specific book category on the whole of the US Amazon.

That completely exceeded any expectations I had. I genuinely cannot wait for it to be released and for you all to see the hard work and dedication that went into it. I genuinely could not have done this without all your wonderful support and I am extremely grateful for you all!

[thefuzzyfish]

Pre ordered! Cannot wait.

[theladyintweed]

Circa 1820 gold and flat-cut garnet pendant, in the form of a Maltese Cross

The Antique Jewelry Company  

[thefuzzyfish]

Gettin real sick of mechanics

[lady-feral]

At a Ross store here in Portland. There’s a social media campaign to have it pulled.

“Ross Dress for Less Lloyd Center location 503-282-2823 is selling 88 Tagged white power clothing with swastikas. They should be ashamed of themselves. Pull that garbage off your shelves Ross! national Customer service can be reached at 1-800-335-1115. Phone Jam!!”

[smfih]

[j7eternal-deactivated20180402]

THIS!!!!!!!

[liloloveyou024]

I think Bo Burnham put it best

(From God’s Perspective (x))

[lenousroyal]

Mary Katrantzou AW17 Inspiration: Walt Disney’s Fantasia—his 1940 animation film

[dapenguinninja]

just wow

[earthshaker1217]

Fantasia is in fashion Fantastic!

[tastefullyoffensive]

She’s perfect. (via connielbrown_)

[cumberbees]

[talesfromtrumpland-blog]

“Bigoted cookie elf” is the best description for Jeff Sessions I’ve seen.

[weavemama]

FAFSA is so fucking greedy and inconsiderate of students who just want to get an affordable education

[weavemama]

lmao @ people dragging FAFSA for their bullshit qualifications: 

[lagonegirl]

Solomon’s Shield is the name of the app

OMG Download this!!!! Stop Police Brutality!

[postingwhileblack]

Reblog to save life 

[theweirdwideweb]

Spotted in St. Paul, MN.