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asynca

So you want to make something with scales too? Well you're in the right place!

GUYS I’VE FOUND A VERY IMPORTANT WEBSITE FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN KNIT WITHOUT INJURING THEMSELVES!!!!

mzminola

DRAGON KNITTING!!!

captainofthefallen

@rannadylin if you’re into that

red-winters

@tiny-dragons-castle

halloweencrafts

Learn to Knit with Scales

There is also info about where to buy the scales, a video tutorial for visual learners, and a written tutorial with lots of photos.

She also sells patterns for these:

doctorslippery

“A scroll which detects the nearest magic item when read, which is of course itself.”

— Looking for ideas for useless “magic” Items : rpg

trollabundinerieg-deactivated20

convinced my sister to play dishonored, and she did.

here are some memes to celebrate

hawberries

unicorns, but make it yeehaw

[image is a painting of four women wearing fantasy witch’s hats and riding unicorns, corralling a herd of multicoloured mustang-like unicorns, lassos in hand.]

#dnd

mikkeneko

concept: a death god that is actually surprisingly supportive and on the side of the good guys, supporting actions and promoting policies that will lead to the kingdom growing and thriving instead of being destroyed, because the more the kingdom grows, the more people there are, and the more people there are the more people will eventually die, and when you’re an immortal god of death, you know there’s no need to rush. you’ll get them all in the end

mikkeneko

i like how the responses on this post are cleanly split between “hey this is a great story idea i love it” and “this is absolutely terrifying”

honourablejester

Yes. A Death that is kind, and patient, and inevitable.

A Death that need not fight against you, that will often fight for you, because why not? It will gather you home eventually. Why not enjoy you first?

A Death that treasures those who fight it most ardently. That loves healers and defenders and survivalists and necromancers and mad scientists and immortal gods. That lets them pour everything they are into fighting it, denying it, adoring every desperate scrap of strength and will and brilliance and raw determination poured out against it. That catches you when your strength is done and all your will and brilliance run out, that gathers you close beneath a warm, dark cloak, and whispers well done, oh child, you were magnificent, well done.

A Death who will not seek to hasten an inevitable end, who will chastise those who seek to hasten it for others in Death’s stead, who will slowly and patiently plot and sow and siphon away from the great monsters of the world. Because who are they to hasten Death’s domain, who are they to deny Death its time and its place, who are they to cut short these vital glories that illuminate it so? Who are they to presume upon its will, that is so much larger and so much longer than theirs?

Who are they to call, and presume that Death, of all beings, should obey?

A Death that is not a hunter but a gatherer, who is always and eternal, who loves you, and can afford to wait. A Death who will fight for you and defend you, who will place its hand upon those who would speed you to its embrace, who has no need to rush you, only to greet you when you call.

A Death who is kind.

And patient.

And, before all and above all,

inevitable.

#dnd #yes #using this #thank you kind person

hydro-homies

#the queue cleric #humor #link #loz link

cniska

Imagine a d&d game but everyone talks like golf announcers and you all just soft clap when someone rolls a 20

bajablast666

“great swing from the barbarian, absolutely beautiful”

#the queue cleric #dnd #humor

incorrect-dishonored-quotes

Corvo: *being thrown into Daud's prison*

Corvo: Can I have my sword back?

Daud: No.

Corvo: That's fine.

Corvo:

#the queue cleric #dishonored #corvo attano #daud the assassin #daud #humor #meme

nadjadoll

When I tell you I was laughing hard, that’s an understatement.

#the queue cleric #borderlands #borderlands 2

chasekip

let them dance

stars-and-bites

Let them dance for mantine

theothin

this isn’t even the best part of this scene

she was telling them team skull members are banned from mantine surfing, because they keep trying to dance while surfing and falling off

not because they’re part of a group of pokemon thieves or anything, just because they’re that bad at surfing and people are tired of having to rescue them

elysianpigeon

correct me if i’m wrong but

#the queue cleric #pokemon #sun/moon #ultra sun and ultra moon #team skull #these idiots #so funny

brain--games

Whispering Rock Psychic Summer Camp: Sasha’s Underground Lab

#the queue cleric #psychonauts #sasha nein #whispering rock psychic summer camp

flute-fields

Opinion(s) on Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town and/or More Friends of Mineral Town? (My personal fave is mfomt)

GREAT GAMES. LOVE THEM. No real opinion on a personal fave between them since they’re both functionally the same game. But there are bonus points because Pete and Claire are my favorite protag farmers