The Gargoyles in Tucsonati

Just a couple of gals livin it up in Cincinnati and bloggin about it so people who don't care can read things they don't wanna and still somehow be disappointed...

[thegargoylesintucsonati]

[illtoucheverystarintheskyold-de]

Short Disney Challenge

Day 2: Favourite scenery

[andrewblushie]

EVERY FRIENDSHIP HAS THAT ONE JOKE THAT BASICALLY ENDS WITH THEM BEING LIKE THIS

[niknak79]

[hcdonic]

steven universe aesthetic:

crystal gems

[bysaestyl]

[halcyonxviii]

[c3po]

*exchanging wedding vows*

me: fullmetal alchemist my wife: *slightly differently from how I said it* fullmetal alchemist

[radiophile]

Bob and the deli guy.

[thegargoylesintucsonati]

These are the kind of situations I get myself in all the time. I wish I was exaggerating. and I wish I could spell exaggerating without the help of spellcheck. 

[em-ily-grace-deactivated2020072]

Two Medieval Monks Invent Bestiaries

By Mallory Ortberg on The Toast

MONK #1: do birds have meetings MONK #2: absolutely they have a Meeting Hat and everything MONK #1: what do they have meetings about MONK #2: mostly who gets to wear the meeting hat

MONK #1: do human women sleep in beds or– MONK #2: no that’s dogs you’re thinking of MONK #1: right right

MONK #1: what part of the knight do fish go on MONK #2: the head MONK #1: thanks MONK #2: oh absolutely no problem at all MONK #1: both lying flatwise across the head, or…? MONK #2: no one on each side like ears MONK #1: ok great

MONK #1: so when a dog and a bird make out MONK #2: right MONK #1: it’s usually the bird that’s on top right? MONK #2: yeah usually MONK #1: great

MONK #1: hey is it owls or people that live in caves and build fires? MONK #2: owls

MONK #1: hey roughly what size are sparrows MONK #2: mm it kind of depends MONK #1: like AS big as a tree or not quite as big as a tree? MONK #2: oh pretty much the same size as a tree

MONK #1: can cows sail boats? MONK #2: hahaha no common misconception they have to put wheels on the boat and roll it over land

MONK #1: what do birds eat MONK #2: other birds mostly MONK #1: like different kinds of birds, or something else MONK #2: no birds only eat exactly the same kind of birds that they are

MONK #1: what kind of bird tucks people into bed at night usually I mean MONK #2: any bird any kind of walking bird MONK #1: and when it tucks you in, people usually look… MONK #2: incredibly worried it’s incredibly worrying when the bedbird tucks you in

MONK #1: ugh sorry to bother you again MONK #2: no no its fine this is what i’m here for what is it MONK #1: what part of a goat is a snail again like the front end or the back end MONK #2: what part do you feel like should be the snail part MONK #1: the back part? MONK #2: you shouldnt doubt yourself you know more about goats than you give yourself credit for

MONK #1: what usually rides horses like people or– MONK #2: fire

[effington]

Tbh this is the funniest post on this dumb website

[dylanbonner90]

iPhone wallpapers featuring my Princess Swap!

Pick your favorite!!!

[disneyismyescape]

these are so pretty 

[faithisabluebird]

Don’t go chasing butcher paper, If you do Chef Alyssa will yell at you. She has a big and scary knife, and she holds it like she’s gonna murder you

Chelsea, singing, while Winnie the dog sniffed the butcher paper Alyssa was working with (via faithisabluebird)

[knownhoe]

[thegargoylesintucsonati]

Today

[ianmalcom]

Princess and the Frog Trivias

[library-mermaid-blog]

I am laughing so hard oh my god clickhole

[mesogeios]

Last week, I learned that the English language has more euphemisms for death than any other language. I learned that the ancient Greeks had no word for the colour blue and that the Hawain alphabet has only twelve letters. I spent last week hollowing out a little place in my heart and filling it with worry. What does that say about us? Do we really go out of our way to avoid death like that? How did the Greeks describe the sea? Are twelve letters really enough? Does every language have a word for love? Every language should have a word for love. And compassion. And gentleness. And figs and snow and that soft sensitive part on the inside of one’s arm. We should have words for everything so that we don’t feel alone. We need very very very specific words for all of the different kinds of sad and even more specific words for the kinds of happy. What if we were able to talk about everything? I want to tell you how I feel and I want to be precise. Sometimes ‘good’ just isn’t enough and few understand what I mean when I say that I feel ’like lightning.’

[weemstar]

Has anyone noticed that July, August, September, October, and November’s initials spell the name Jason?

[fefbutts-archive]

what do we do with this information

[rookstalon]