reecespeaches

she/her

[instant-yuri-machine]

[isabellaofparma]

historical inaccuracies in period dramas are okay as long as i like them

[isabellaofparma]

they are, however, punishable by death if i don’t

[fhtagn-and-tentacles]

R’LYEH 

by Pascal Blanché

[dogpuppy]

[flufe]

gothic levi <3

(bg is a william morris wallpaper)

[sexedplus]

This isn’t what I usually write about, but I think it’s important.

[cerastes]

I don’t think we ought to normalize or justify bullying as a means to keep people from being annoying — a sentiment that in and of itself could make for a whole article’s worth of conversation — but I do think we should make a habit of politely but directly telling people “hey I didn’t like that”, “that wasn’t funny”, “you are mistaken”, and the like if it’s called for, and more importantly, you should be able to take a “that wasn’t funny” for instance without taking it personally, because protecting a polite harmony where no one can criticize each other, not even politely, is also really, really bad.

[thatnordicguy]

I've failed to read rooms I was alone in

[snowkissedmonsters]

Hmmmm anyway what about the opposite of Devoted Loyal Noble Knight. What about Knight that is Chained to his Duty like a Rabid Dog in a Cage. What about Knight that fucking Loathes The King but is bound by a magic oath that prohibits him abandoning his post or harming his liege. Knight that feigns subservience while boiling with bloodlust. Knight who finds every innocuous form of disobedience and rebellion he can within the limits of his Oath. Knight who decides, after a virtuous little Consort is betrothed to the King and sent to the Palace, he'll make it his mission to corrupt and ruin the Consort with filthy, feral seduction. Fucking them over and over and over again while the King is none the wiser, in every room in the Palace, on the throne, in the King's bed, always an inch away from getting caught.

[snowkissedmonsters]

"Shhh... You don't want the king to hear, right?"

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

excuse me

[chubby-aphrodite]

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

OH. can’t believe I forgot about such an important part of art history my apologies

[goatsandgangsters]

when I first read A Restless Truth, I was also playing a game of “Meanwhile in England” where I was trying to decide which scene would be funniest if Robin saw it as a late-entry no-context vision after Maud had already departed

and I thought nothing could beat the sheer confusion of him seeing the Dramatic Erotica Reading with no sound and no context. but no, the FUNNIEST moment Robin could possibly see is Maud rushing into Jack’s arms and giving him big doe eyes and trying to pretend they’re Actually A Couple, In Order To Get Out Of Her Crimes

because poor Robin without context would just spend the next week storming around and sharpening his knuckles like THAT BASTARD! HE SEDUCED MY SISTER, THAT BASTARD, I’LL KILL HIM!!! nonstop 24/7 every waking second of every day and then some

only for maud to get home and be like “seduced? what? no. absolutely not. I adopted him. I needed to find an interim older brother to cope.” and somehow that’s worse. he misses the days when he thought seduction was involved. that was a simpler problem, emotionally.

[bytedykes]

fingering his plot hole

[bytedykes]

this site is so easy

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[beemovieerotica]

[willgrahamscock]

I forgot to lock in at 4 years old!!! life ruined

[mothgirlfemme]

"Would you rather use the app? :)" I cannot begin to describe how much I wouldn't

[soundoftheirwings]

Gotta tell you guys something wild in the Chinese fan sphere

So some fanartist drew a “sexy” (read: booby) version of a (cartoon) character who is traditionally very non-sexualised. Fans of the character got mad about it because it’s kind of groundbreaking how that character is written and portrayed and this art totally ignores the entire point of the character. They demanded the art be deleted. In response to that other people said, well what the fanartist did may be distateful but they have every right to draw what they’re into. The two sides fight for days and each starts a harassment campaign and even report their “opponents’” accounts.

So far so typical. But things eventually come to a head and they decide that this will be settled by votes - not through a poll. Through donations to a children’s education charity via each side’s portal. Whoever can get the highest amount of donation wins.

And that is how this charity received over 1 million in donations in three days lol. Oh btw the “freedom of expression” side won by a landslide (960k to 40k)

[argumate]

this is an act of war against the menswear guy for sure

[sharkinthesalsa]

“I like your shoelaces.”

(Pained look) “yeah.. thanks, the president gave them to me..”

[argumate]

damn how did I miss this one