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Person A: "You should smile more. Particularly at me."
Person B: "Really? Haven't heard that suggestion before."
Person A: "Most people don't look at you like I do."
Person B: "Or maybe I just smile more when you're not around."
Person A: "..."
Person B: "But I'll keep your words in mind."
Person A: "What do you like about me?"
Person B: "Mostly everything."
Person A: "Mostly?... What don't you like about me?"
Person B: "Very little. Let's focus on the positives though--"
Person A: "What don't you like about me."
UGHHGUGGUUGHGGIUUGUUGUGUHUGHGUHUHGHUH
Perhaps the Mage was getting a bit rusty with the intricacies of social etiquette and rules. He supposes being a hermit (and an exile) will do that to you.
For example, he doesn’t register the fact that he’s been publicly challenged to a duel until the Knight starts to remove some of his outer robes. His cloak, his hood – he hands it off to the Mage. Well, he more so throws it at the Mage, but that’s really the least of anyone’s issue here.
“Knight,” he calls out, hoping to stall a bit to try and catch up to the current events. What exactly had he done to offend the other party? He doesn’t think he’s done anything. “Knight, wait a moment.”
“What.” The Knight regards him with a faint frustration, reattaching the arming belt the bits of armor on his legs.
“What exactly spurred this on?” The Mage looks to the other party for some indication to an answer– only to be met quite a hateful glare. He looks back to the Knight, he levels him a looks of similar disdain, but the Mage likes this one a bit more.
The Knight doesn’t answer him right away, opting to tighten the last knot on his belt before moving to his arms to tie the vambraces. It’s then that he looks at the Mage. “You were exiled,” he replies, flat.
So it’s nothing he’s done recently. Well, that answers one question. However, there was still another.
“Hm. I don’t recall electing you as my champion,” the Mage teases, folding the fabrics that have been placed into his arms. He moves to hand the cloths back, just as the Knight finishes fastening vambraces to his forearms.
“You didn’t have to,” the Knight states. His eyes catch onto the fabrics, pausing briefly before making eye contact with the Mage. Judgement bleeding through his flat expression. “You really didn’t have to.”
The Mage insists, “I can take care of my own problems.”
And the Knight’s expression shifts to a bitter discontentment, as he regards the Mage for a short moment more before turning away and picking up his sword.
“Knight.” The Mage is ignored. “Knight! You do plan on winning, yes?”
The Knight turns back, an expression of disgust colouring the whole of his face, before turning forward again and stepping into the fray.
The Mage hopes that he still has his honour after this.
–––––––
The Knight won, of course.
With a seemingly smug posture, he walks over to the Mage.
“What was it you asked before?”
And the Mage laughs.
I realize that putting a bunch of screaming doesn't exactly make it enticing to press 'keep reading' but that was how I felt at the time and now I'm endeared to it so I'm not changing it
UGHHGUGGUUGHGGIUUGUUGUGUHUGHGUHUHGHUH
Perhaps the Mage was getting a bit rusty with the intricacies of social etiquette and rules. He supposes being a hermit (and an exile) will do that to you.
For example, he doesn’t register the fact that he’s been publicly challenged to a duel until the Knight starts to remove some of his outer robes. His cloak, his hood – he hands it off to the Mage. Well, he more so throws it at the Mage, but that’s really the least of anyone’s issue here.
“Knight,” he calls out, hoping to stall a bit to try and catch up to the current events. What exactly had he done to offend the other party? He doesn’t think he’s done anything. “Knight, wait a moment.”
“What.” The Knight regards him with a faint frustration, reattaching the arming belt to the bits of armor on his legs.
“What exactly spurred this on?” The Mage looks to the other party for some indication to an answer– only to be met quite a hateful glare. He looks back to the Knight, he levels him a looks of similar disdain, but the Mage likes this one a bit more.
The Knight doesn’t answer him right away, opting to tighten the last knot on his belt before moving to his arms to tie the vambraces. It’s then that he looks at the Mage. “You were exiled,” he replies, flat.
So it’s nothing he’s done recently. Well, that answers one question. However, there was still another.
“Hm. I don’t recall electing you as my champion,” the Mage teases, folding the fabrics that have been placed into his arms. He moves to hand the cloths back, just as the Knight finishes fastening vambraces to his forearms.
“You didn’t have to,” the Knight states. His eyes catch onto the fabrics, pausing briefly before making eye contact with the Mage. Judgement bleeding through his flat expression. “You really didn’t have to.”
The Mage insists, “I can take care of my own problems.”
And the Knight’s expression shifts to a bitter discontentment, as he regards the Mage for a short moment more before turning away and picking up his sword.
“Knight.” The Mage is ignored. “Knight! You do plan on winning, yes?”
The Knight turns back, an expression of disgust colouring the whole of his face, before turning forward again and stepping into the fray.
The Mage hopes that he still has his honour after this.
–––––––
The Knight won, of course.
With a seemingly smug posture, he walks over to the Mage.
“What was it you asked before?”
And the Mage laughs.
What in the world
Person A: "Has this become a hobby of yours?"
Person B: "Hm? Me visiting you?"
Person A: "You breaking and entering."
reading 'got dropped into a ghost story', expecting a guy who gets dropped into a ghost story and while I get that, I also get:
The most employed guy ever, a blooming situationship with a horror entity, and psychological warfare with a sociopath (one-sided).
Person A: "Right, listen. You cannot keep betraying people to 'prevent them from betraying you first'. Do hear how stupid that sounds?"
Person B: "But it's been working so far."
Person A: "Yes, second point, you need to stop allying yourself with people who you know are going to betray you. I don't know how you know, but let's put that skill to actual use, yeah?"
Person A: "So you're finally scared of me."
Person B: "...finally?"
Person A: "Mm. That wasn't the intention, but I'm not complaining. You've wisened up. That's a good thing."
Hero saying this to the villain
Person A: "So you're finally scared of me."
Person B: "...finally?"
Person A: "Mm. That wasn't the intention, but I'm not complaining. You've wisened up. That's a good thing."
something something the shepherd's dog and that wolf in sheep's clothing something something
the shepherd's dog and that wolf in shepherd's clothing
Person A: "You understand that I probably won't ever feel how you do about me, right?"
Person B: "Yeah."
Person A: "Are you sure--"
Person B: "I asked you out. I know what I'm doing. You said yes. Do you know what you're doing?"
Person A: "..."
Person B: "We don't have to go out. I enjoy you in any context."
Person A: "Ugh."
Person B: "You're smiling."
Person A: "Ugh."
Person A: "Why... why are you..."
Person B: "Here? I had a feeling that you were bleeding out and dying. Wanted to see if I was right."
Person A: "...fucked up feeling that is."
Person B: "Well, it seems to have benefited us both, wouldn't you say?"
Person A: "We need to make some kind of dress code policy."
Person B: "...are you talking to me or about me."
Person A: "This is the worst day of my life."
Person B: "Every day seems to be the worst day of your life."
Person A: "It's gonna get better though."
Person B: "No it isn't."
Person A: "...no it isn't."
Person A: "I suppose you're also under the belief that I can be good."
Person B: "No."
Person A: "...No? Then why are you here?"
Person B: "To watch you fail. If I can't entertain myself by fighting you, then this is the next best thing."
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IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!!! I AM VERY HONOURED!!!!! RAAAAAAAA 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ THANK YOU!!!!! MAY YOUR DAYS BE FILLED WITH SPLENDOUR AND JOY AND THAT ALL YOUR ENEMIES PERISH OR SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINES!!!!!