The Gender Man

🏳️‍⚧️he/him About to do it for the plot. The Gender Man on ao3

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

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I think it's (probably?) safe to say John Green is more famous than Hank Green, but at some point very early on I boarded the Hank Green train and now he's my hero and John Green is just “Hank's brother who writes books I think”

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“Oh no! I can't be late to work today!” says the late to work guy

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Unfortunate moment when you meet a guy you really really really want to step on you, but he's the most submissive and breedable person you've ever met so now you have to dust off the dom personality and start the horrible process of trying to pull fine shyt as a socially inept loser

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Is this a safe space to say I took four shots in my kitchen, felt great, vomitted nine times, almost slept on the toilet seat, made it to bed, passed out for almost five hours, and now I'm eating this giant burrito?

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I hope the basement yard know that I don't even listen to their podcast but because of them now every time I go to say “Lebron!” I say “Kobron!” instead and I cannot control it

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Happy 100th birthday to Sir David Attenborough, you truly made my childhood, sir🫡

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Getting cheated on and betrayed sucks, but have you ever read “sorry, English is not my first language” in the author's note and the fic turned out to be bad?

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Currently in the phase of transmasc-ness where you look like the sexiest butch lesbian on the block but can't enjoy it because dysphoria.

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As someone who lived in half the major towns and cities in my provence before I even started high school, Noah Kahan's music about growing up in and leaving a small hometown doesn't resonate with me at all. AND YET. IT DOES. Like I don't have a hometown, but I kind of consider the place I was born to be my hometown (city. biiiiiig city). But I haven't lived there since I was eight. But it's still mine. And I've moved so much that I understand the feeling of leaving. But... y'know???

Ow. What I'm trying to say is ow. On so many levels.

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I enjoy experiencing surgery for the same reason I enjoy plane travel: I am not responsible for anything. As soon as I have stepped in and professionals have taken charge, I am in the hands of fate and my fate is in their hands. I have become cargo, the doer of jack shit. I am getting a good grade at being a faultless meat slab, something that is both normal to want, and possible to achieve.

[smokefuneral-deactivated2015020]

UGH….IM EMO!!! FUCK YOU! IM EXTREMELY FUCKING EMO0 AND DEPRESSED!! FUCK IT ALL!!! FUCK YOU IM EMO AND DEPRESSED

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Genuinely what I think I sound like every time I'm having an even slightly bad day.

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My relationship with Dashboard by Noah Kahan is... complicated to say the least. Not crying on the bus btw. Not at all.

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My interests change on such a rapid schedule that I always have several dormant blorbos and one active blorbo. But you ever had two active blorbos at the same time? I hadn't until now. But it's ok. Stuck between Gojo Satoru and Leon Kennedy is exactly where tf I want to be.

[tainbocuailnge]

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

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There are two things absolutely everyone looks hot in: black turlenecks and jean jackets.

10/10, lust has got to be my favourite sin.

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I love rap in all its forms, but nothing hits like some good old fashioned hip hop. Absolutely nothing. Pass me the aux and we're about to be possessed by the sounds of MC Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock, bouta learn you a thing or two about why it's bigger than hip hop, bouta do some astronomy, we about to be fresh for '88 suckers.