The Coat
We're getting into the cooler part of the year here in the southern hemisphere right now, AND WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEING COOL?!?!
*crickets*
...Not me apparently.
Most people call it Autumn/Winter, some people call it snuggle weather, but I call it coat season.
As much as we would all love to walk around town in a long black trench coat pretending we're NEO from The Matrix, it isn't a good idea unless the weather calls for it. Instead of looking like the dark-brooding type, you just look like the creepy-pervert type.
Pick your coat according to the climate around you. Fabric selection is key here; a sharp coat is useless if you're sweating like a pig. If the temperature doesn't get much lower than 15C, then a heavy wool or tweed overcoat might cause you too much discomfort. Cashmere is my go-to choice for coat fabric because it keeps me warm enough without feeling like a turkey on Thanksgiving (because I totally know what that's like here in Australia).
This guy is wearing a coat in the city - Coat City bitch, coat coat city bitch.
This is normally the part where I go balls deep into how a coat is worn, but it's pretty straight-forward. You put your arms through the armholes and if it fits properly then, voilà! Unless of course you want to be like Mr. Wall Street up there (you don't). In fact, sometimes the coat isn't even for you. Sometimes it's what you pull out when you notice your date is cold.
"You look cold, are you cold?" "Nah, I'm alright" *GIVE HER YOUR COAT* "Are you sure?" *GIVE HER YOUR COAT* "Yeah, I'm fine" *GIVE HER YOUR COAT*
Easily the best (and only) thing watching midday movies has ever taught me.
I saved this picture under the title, "Coat Dog" - One letter off...
There are a couple of slightly different variants in coat design, and you see them all just as often as one another. You see double breasted polo coats on everybody from politicians to naked girls who rock up at the door (A lot more awkward than it looks in movies. Especially when you're not the person they're expecting to open the door).
Peacoats are a really cool too and probably one of my favourite types of coats. These days they come in single and double-breasted varieties, wool fabric of course. You'll find it very hard to not find a peacoat when you go shopping, which is both good and bad. Good, because you get options and bad, because you might hear the dreaded, "I have the same coat as you!" line, or worse yet, "My boyfriend has the same coat as you!".
*shudders*
I've gotta give a special mention to Burberry and their majestical range of coats. The Burberry Trench coat is a pretty iconic piece for both genders, resonating connotations of British elegance, courtliness and refinement. I love this image with all of my heart, but these days all that comes to mind for me is a family of rich Chinese manufacturing moguls and Mah-Jong. One of the reasons I love the Burberry trench so much is that you can create your own through a special Bespoke service they offer. That way, you can completely customise it to how you want. You won't ever say, "I love it except for..." again. Also, who doesn't like to say that the coat they're wearing is one-of-a-kind and made specifically for them.
Yours sincerely,
The Gentry Man













