Real genuine anon hate

[thegenuineanonhater]

I am the Genuine Anon Hater. I have come into this world to tell you that I hate you. Each and every one of you. I hate you so much, if I had a bar of chocolate I would NOT SHARE IT WITH YOU!

[thegenuineanonhater]

Silly Game Time: Bringing back a crowd favorite! We're going to ruin a title (whether for a book, movie, show, game, comic, or whatever) by making a slight change to it.

For example, "Jedi, Fallen Order" (a game where you play as a young Jedi who survived the Empire's takeover of the Galaxy) becomes "Jedi, Ballin' Order" (a game where teams of force-users are playing basketball, and Yoda can dunk).

Godzilla vs. Megalon transforms to

Godzilla vs. Megatron

An absolutely epic Monsterverse / Transformers crossover.

Unfortunately, the movie is only 7 minutes long.

Opening credits – Skreeeooonk – Stomp – Scrunch – Closing credits.

[thegenuineanonhater]

Silly Game Time: Who are some musician characters you really like, and why? They could be real-world or fictional, human or non-human, mundane or supernatural, professional or amateur, etc.They can be from any genre of any media (movies, shows, books, comics, games, etc.) (OCs count, too, if you like). All that matters is that making music is somehow integral to their character AND you like them!

Priscilla S Asagiri (Bubblegum Crisis). She rocks.

Hannah Peters (Blue Giant Supreme). Bc angry little gremlin.

Bruno Kaminski (Blue Giant Supreme). Bc he's a formidable asshole.

Aaaand...

[transgarlicbreadlover]

Wait is it not normal to like. not know how you feel about stuff and to figure it out by interpreting your own actions and gauge what you were probably feeling based on what you did instinctively?????

[thegenuineanonhater]

🎊Ding Ding Ding!🎊

🎉We have a winner!

[transgarlicbreadlover]

My brain is stupid and makes stupid arbitrary rules that are stupid

For example. I've watched the movie of Project Hail Mary. And I really enjoyed it. It was really good. But for some reason my brain has decided that I'm not allowed to reblog posts about it. So I just don't. Like I get a lot of posts about it because I have many moots who are fans of it. And I enjoy a lot of the posts. And I want to share them. But I don't. Because for some reason my brain has just made it a rule that I'm not allowed to reblog posts about it. Why.

[thegenuineanonhater]

Silly Game Time: If you had to choose, would you rather spend one week with you pinky fingers being twice as long OR one week with all your other fingers being shorter by the length of your fingernails?

I'd prefer the long pinkies... but I’ve broken my fingers so many times that I know I’d just break them again. Short fingers it is.

[voskhozhdeniye]

[thegenuineanonhater]

"Researchers say police are given far more training on use of firearms than on de-escalating provocative situations. On average, US officers spend around 21 weeks training before they are qualified to go on patrol, which is far less than in most other developed countries."

That’s scary. I’m so glad I don’t live in the US. Where I live, it takes at least two years – and in some states, as long as three years – to become a police officer.

[laciffo-natas]

I vant to suck your blood or something idk

Bites you

BLEH. HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN ONE OF THESE????

Your blood is like the the texture of gravy. Go hydrate and come back later.

[thegenuineanonhater]

*Chugs one of these*

[transgarlicbreadlover]

Having my own private wikibase wiki is literally so awesome because I can make a list of everything ever and that's really cool

[thegenuineanonhater]

[thegenuineanonhater]

Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "You can lead a horse to water. You can lead a horse away from water. You can also lead a horse ___."

To the arcade. They love it.

[microsff]

"What did you call it?" one of the biologists said.

"Bob," said the boy. "He's my friend."

"I doubt 'he' is the-"

"Never mind pronouns," the other biologist said. "This a new form of life!"

"Nonsense, it's clearly a fungi!"

"Actually," Bob said, "I'm a cheese."

"And my friend!"

"Indeed."

[thegenuineanonhater]

Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! Why is this month called August?

That's.. uhmm, because of me. Kind of. It's the time of the year when I was summoned to this world. When I appeared, people all yelled "Auughh" and were aghast, and over the years.. you know. "Auughh" + aghast = August.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

What a mess. Can you imagine the dumpster truck finding this? Maybe it'll be bread by then.

[thegenuineanonhater]

[blumineck]

This is… not a good idea.

(Also if anyone suggests a rapier they legally have to watch the video again until you understand why that wouldn’t work)

[thegenuineanonhater]

Silly Game Time: WEIRD GLADIATOR FIGHTS! Florida Person (police reports have yet to confirm if they're a Florida Man, Woman, or NB, but are confident they're on Florida Meth) with an alligator-tooth necklace they like to wrap around their knuckles. Which could probably make for a devastating stab-punch. VS A professional ballroom dancer, armed with two steak knives ... and the knowledge that their spouse has been cheating on them with Florida Person for months.

You've got $5 to wager on the winner (no split wagers). Place your bet!

I'm betting on the dancer. I don't know anything about people from Florida, but I've met a few professional dancers. They're all completely, totally, absolutely, and hopelessly insane. They know no restraint, no fear, no pain, no mercy. That, plus the two knives, should be more than enough.

[loveboatinsanity]

[thegenuineanonhater]

[thegenuineanonhater]

Silly Game Time: When you see the word SPIRIT/GHOST, what are the first and second ghosts or spirits that come to mind?

Hanako-kun and Slimer