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[theghostwiththeleast]

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Hey nerds, I’m the B-Man. And I can’t say my name for some god-forsaken reason. My first name is Lawrence—which Adam made fun of even though he has a nerdy ass name—And my maiden name is Shoggoth, that’s all the hints I can tell you about my middle name.. unless you’re up for a game of charades.

If you do manage to find out my name (which would be crazy), I will be very impressed. Especially if you say it 3 times in a row, I’ll become like… your best buddy or some shit!

You can ask me questions here, I’m sure I’ll figure out how to use the app. I’ll probably have to bug Adam or Lydia a million times so I can figure out how to work this stupid, mini device called a “phone”.

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(ooc under cut)

usuahajamsm suhm ihts ih.

hi.

it’s intro (@intrograted) aka your favorite falsettos nerd

i might not be AS active on this account as i was earlier this year because school started back up and trisha paytas has been cast in the beetlejuice musical and im not that happy about that…

i come on this account almost every day to check and its been dryer than the sahara here (alex brightman reference), so yeah. please interact. im greedy.

[theghostwiththeleast]

Do you actually like any of Delia’s “sculptures”?

Pft, no. They’re barely anything special. They do hurt a LOT though.

[mastersprogram]

“Missed my Big brother”

The Long Awaited Alex And Teeter reunion!! 💖

[juicy-beetle]

GUESS WHO’S BACK!!!

Oh god, I’ve missed seeing such amazing art of me coming from you.

OH SHIT YOURE ALIVE! Well... dead... more alive than dead?... i don't know.

Uh.. I hope you don't mind me drawing you in slutty witch outfits... I uh.. kinda made a series called "witch bitch juice"...

Jeez this is awkward

Think of it as a compliment

Please

I don't want to die

Um if its any consolation i can send in art to you (with or without the slutty outfit- your choice)

[theghostwiththeleast]

”Witch Bitch Juice”…?

That’s interesting. I like it.

Alright, fine, go ahead and paint me like one of your French girls.

[theghostwiththeleast]

yo sorry if this is rude hehe, could I be Delia?

(In character for here: What if I say your name three times?)

Well, if we ever get to that point. Then you’re basically inviting me into your own house so don’t get mad if I walk in tracking sand everywhere.

On the plus side, I will be free (for a bit) and people could actually… sniffle… see me for once.

[theghostwiththeleast]

@ask-adam-maitland… did you hear the news, man? This… woman is going to be playing the useless bimbo! Isn’t that very fitting?

[theghostwiththeleast]

I really wanna make Beetlejuice roleplay accounts but you and Lydia already exist and I don't wanna make it seem like Im copying or beating a dead horse raihsiohfioashdfioadshfioashdfoihasdiofhaiodsfhadsiof

Delia and Charles are still available..

And Otho I guess..

[theghostwiththeleast]

CAN YOU JUGGLE?

THINK FAST

*throws three juggling balls*

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*perks up and catches the three juggling balls, juggling them perfectly*

Hey!! You can’t just do that! I’m not some sort of clown that you can use for your own entertainment!!

[ask-adam-maitland]

I’m back! Hey everyone. I hope you didn’t miss me too much! Sorry for my absence, Beetlejuice may or may not have burnt down the house when trying to use the oven, and we may or may not have had to deal with the damages for a couple months. Y’know I was just more focused on that.

But the smell of smoke is FINALLY gone and I thought i’d pop back in here! Feel free to send me asks now that i’m here to actually answer them! :)

[theghostwiththeleast]

I did NOT burn the house down.. do NOT listen to Adam. He doesn’t know how to use skibidi words like me.

[theghostwiththeleast]

@theoneandonlylydiadeetz doesn’t know that I’m eating the chess pieces during the chess game.

[theghostwiththeleast]

I am NOT that… that thing.

[theghostwiththeleast]

Nooo don't delete yourself your so sexy aha

You’re so funny, please don’t go bald.

That’s what the kids say nowadays, right?

[mildlyannoyingtheaterkid]

who taught you that, Lydia?

[theghostwiththeleast]

Yes.

[theghostwiththeleast]

Nooo don't delete yourself your so sexy aha

You’re so funny, please don’t go bald.

That’s what the kids say nowadays, right?

[theghostwiththeleast]

Should I just delete this account.

[theghostwiththeleast]

Should I steal a bunch of money from some people and… I don’t know. Meet the man himself??? ALEX BRIGHTMAN???

[intrograted]

So, concussion story time because one person wanted to hear it (@i-swear-it-was-nott-me ((sorry for the @)))

I was going boogie boarding in the Pacific Ocean over in Washington with my cousins. The tide was high (meaning it was far out), and the waves were huge. There were like double waves (I don’t know what to call it, the waves would just fold over each other and make it stronger). After a while, there was this huge one. It was like a 4 in 1 wave, and one of my cousins was frozen in fear, I was attempting to ride it, and my other cousin was right under it when it folded. My board was somehow launched under water and I hit my head really hard on the ocean floor, I remember hearing my neck snap (I honestly thought I died). I managed to resurface and my cousin’s chin was bleeding because she was dragged on the ground, my other cousin was just looking around in confusion and I think I was yelling something about my head and neck hurting and about remembering to grab the boards and then I passed out on the sand. So yeah 👍👍👍👍👍

It’s not a very interesting story but it put a little fear into me about the ocean. (Also, sorry if this does not make sense. It’s 00:51 when I’m writing this and I just got off of a 4 hour flight)

[intrograted]

ahhhaaa, guess who might have a SLIGHT concussion.

[theghostwiththeleast]

//ooc: heeeehhh… uhm. i might actually have a slight concussion.