A Lord Of The Flies Shitpost

All hail Simon//she/her

[theginger0ne]

A little TikTok I made

TikTok

[trashparadisse]

jalph and rogermon are basically ships made of the same material (good guy / bad guy;  gentle, calm guy/sadistic, savage guy, etc.) but the difference is that roger and simon would get along perfectly, while jack and ralph would be all volcanoes and tornadoes

[jallph-deactivated20150309]

Jack Merridew doesn’t like girls. He likes twelve year old blondes with blue eyes named Ralph

[bad-lotf-ideas]

William Golding writing: “alright, time to torment the little blonde kid”

[ephmeral-stars-deactivated20200]

i pay more attention to deciding which character is top or bottom than to my actual classes

[pavel-yudin]

yeah sex is cool but have you ever killed the beast, cut its throat and spilled its blood??

[incompetentmedic]

Ralph: *gets down on one knee*

Ralph: will you…

Ralph: *takes out ring*

Ralph: …light this fire? I forgot to bring matches

[justaboywithastick]

Roger: *picks up Maurice* here he is.

Ralph: That ain’t Spongebob, Spongebob is square.

Roger: *folds Maurice into square*

Maurice: I’m ready! I’m ready!

Ralph: No you ain’t!

[garlic-bread-stans]

Okay but is no one going to talk about Piggy completely denying being involved in Simon’s murder and just being like ‘Ah Yes he walked towards us in the the dark he deserved it’ like No? Piggy? That’s not how it works???

~ Soup Stan

[garlic-bread-stans]

Just watching my life fall apart while I obsess over a 65 year old book about a bunch of adolescent boys murdering each other

[illiterarcy]

Roger: *hits piggy in the head with a rock*

Maurice {very loudly}: THATS CONK CREAT BABEY!!

Jack: pfft ya mean CONCH creat?

Ralph: *fucking crying*

[angryboyswithsticks]

Jack: Go fuck yourself.

Ralph: Fuck me yourself you coward.

[illiterarcy]

Maurice: butter is just food lotion.

Roger: I hate you. I really really do.

[illiterarcy]

Jack: It’s not gay if I wanna date Ralph, but like as bros.. right?

Maurice: I’m not an expert but that sounds gay..

Roger: I am an expert. And that’s gay.

[npinkbin]

The grapphic designers truly PEAKED with this masterpiece the current one can only WISH to be as iconic as the original this is the true logo of The Dragon Prince

[illiterarcy]

Simon [before entering the room]: Are you two decent?

Jack: Morally, no.

Ralph: Physically, also no.

[sassycolortheorist101-blog]

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)