im back bitches

life is soup, i am fork

[teaboot]

Do ladies love stupid men or do they just love men who don’t exhaust every opportunity to feel smart

[teaboot]

“I used to think that melancholy was a vegetable” that’s incredible, let’s hang out more

[weavemama]

It’s ironic because they don’t look at US as real people. 

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

remember that members of congress have the blood of innocent people on their hands

[serialreblogger]

remember that humans are never monsters. The worst of evils are always done by people who laugh and joke at the dinner table, and do not think much of the people they’ve killed

[seriesofnonsequiturs]

“Evil is unspectacular and always human, and shares our bed and eats at our own table.” W. H. Auden

[teathattast]

[grenade-maid]

No charges for Breonna Taylor’s killer’s. Cops in Seattle are already blocking streets in preparation to commit more war crimes against any protests that arise. Fuck this country.

[mithli-archive]

if you’re in Louisville seriously stay in groups and be careful, 3%’ers are out

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

Louisville Community Bail Fund

[bluesturngold]

hey, this is straight from a well-known activist in louisville, this is the bail fund he recommends donating to: https://bailproject.org/louisville/?form=donate

the louisville community bail fund is also reputable, but there are some issues with them getting the money from action network, so you might want to donate to bail project louisville instead

(bail project has a paypal option and requires less personal info to donate, too)

[auntymurda]

u ever catch yourself overthinking then you’re like bitch what the fuck who cares

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[griffys]

What's wrong with grandpa??

he lied in bed for thirty years or whatever the fuck. while his daughter struggled to put food on the table. but then!!!! ohhh then! charlie gets a golden ticket and all the sudden that jackalope is hopping around the shack like he’s fuckin simone biles. i hate him i hate that free loader i hope he busts a hip and falls into the chocolate river

[slimetony]

hey people who know astrology shit. ive been having a lot of feeligs lately. any planets i can blame that on.

[chandra-nalaar]

earth

[brainless-out-deactivated201812]

This is so relatable, I’m dying.

[systlin]

LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK

[deadindeathvalley]

For those of you who aren’t going to vote in the 2020 election because Bernie or whoever didn’t win primaries.

[shes-a-virgo]

[flacomexicano-deactivated201806]

this could be us but u scared

[shortvideosandstuff]

[ottermatopoeia]

shakira, shakira

[fanonical]

harry: oh sweet i'm rich

harry: better buy a solid gold cauldron rather than converting some cash into muggle money and getting me some better glasses or whatever

harry: i'm eleven, my priorities are great

[lotad]

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

i’m trying a new thing called activities

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

“activities” is where you do different things like play an instrument or plant a garden

[flashfuneral]

tell me more

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

i’ve said too much already

[ernoticon]

*hits you with car* “sorry”

[baynipz-deactivated20170818]

*gets hit by a car* “sorry”

[writing-prompt-s]

Produce an emotionally moving one-sentence story.

[meltedbartsimpson]

hot dog fall out of bun directly into storm drain

[garbashians-deactivated20171116]

I only drink juices that describe me