[do-you-have-a-flag]

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[slow--spark]

bestie translator

[lakevida]

porn blog that followed me 2 years ago sent me a post at 5am this morning of a man getting his feet huffed

[i-hate-you3000]

[creepymutelilbugger]

[sighinastorm]

uh, source?

[frowningfox]

Source:

[not100bees]

I cannot stress enough that I genuinely actually believe people would order doordash during The Purge. I know I speak hyperbolically a lot of the time because I'm fun and charming like that but I am 100% serious literally actually serious but I believe that people would order doordash during The Purge.

[gabriestat]

this is the first tweet to make me laugh in a long while. real

[valtsv]

"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.

[axiusdragon]

[comradekatara]

a concept: zuko waiting tables at the jasmine dragon as a well-deserved break from firelord duties, but he does not understand how he keeps getting recognized!!! he’s wearing green and everything!!! it’s inexplicable!!!

[comradekatara]

zuko: hi what can I get for you today?

extremely bemused customer: um…… aren’t you the firelord???

zuko: you know, I get that a lot. I think it’s the nose

[tophagentofchaos]

After a while it’s just

Zuko, without skipping a beat: No, his scar’s on the other side.

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

Important diplomat who has visited the jasmine dragon but has NOT met the firelord before: excuse me aren’t you a waiter.

[tophagentofchaos]

Zuko, deadpan: Yes. I am Lee, humble tea server, who has kidnapped Firelord Zuko and replaced him. You have seen through my facade. What gave it away? Was it the hair? I knew I didn’t have the crown on right.

Alternately:

Zuko, deadpan: Oh didn’t you know? The Jasmine Dragon was so successful that I was appointed Firelord.

[numberlover1729]

customer: um…… aren’t you the firelord???

zuko: not today

[froggheadd]

[cannibalchicken]

[rip-gloss]

haters will hate me for my dislikable qualities

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

they should make a saluting emoji that looks tired. exhausted even. one that got to the airport at 3:30 AM perhaps. dare I say a saluting emoji that's about to stuck in an overnight layover in dallas. hypothetically!

[chonklatez]

you got it boss

[boogersboobers]

I REALLY like these ones

But also

Where the FUCK are his eyebrous

[3000s]

they hate each other.

[barin-mclegg]

hey bestie you forgot the poll

[3000s]

oh sorry

would you kill and eat these animals?

yes

no

Voting ended onOct 3, 2024

[barin-mclegg]

I was talking to prev, asshole. The fucking critter-creature-beast poll blog? That person? Don't be a fucking dickhead.

[3000s]

sorry for being silly on my post it wont happen again

[3000s]

would you kill and eat @barin-mclegg?

yes

no

Voting ended onOct 9, 2024

[si-lee-me]

[spitcastle]

Something…that should have never been…

[toskarin]

shadow the hedgehog is cool. gunblades are cool. vampires are cool. scythes are cool. white hair is cool. we need to stop lying about what is not cool

[luminous-warrior]

[frutiguro]