Queen of Weird

A little humor mixed with appreciation for the Otherworldly

[thegirlyouwillanswerto]

Me at 3 am: Screaming into the void

The void: Please I already have so much on my plate right now⚉

[thegirlyouwillanswerto]

I feel sorry for anyone who has ever seen me eat a hotdog in public

[thegirlyouwillanswerto]

I'M AN IDIOT

okay so sometimes when I'm nervous or bored I'll tap on something and I don't even know I'm doing it sometimes, and just now I scared the shit out of myself because I heard this random tapping noise and I was like the hell is that? And it was me....tapping on my phone....while reading. I have such chaotic dumbass energy at times I scare myself.

[thegirlyouwillanswerto]

I feel like the best way to find a fandom friend is to just yell out

WHAT HAPPENED WITH YOU? YOUR MOTHER FUCK A GOAT?

And whoever yells back

DID YOUR MOTHER FUCK A SNOWMAN?

Boom, there's your new friend.

[crowreys-wormstache]

I am but a simple woman

I see Muriel

 I want to,,,

hold him

[thegirlyouwillanswerto]

YALL I GOTS A STORY

I got my eyes dilated at my eye appointment today, and you know how they make you wear those weird glasses so you don't kill your eyes in the sun. Well my next stop was Barns and Noble, I walk in and I see all these people looking at me and I'm kind of like wtf? So I go about my business and pick out a book I want, and as I walk out of the store I realized they were wondering if I was blind! This is peak comedy. I God level trolled them.

[the-fae-folk]

A Twisted Game

It struck when they slept, for even the Folk must sleep sometime. The great monster slid through the trees and gathered the shadows to itself, basking in a darker patch of night. Neither light of stars nor moon could penetrate its cocoon of night, only its great eyes stared out from within, burning with dark fire. A saytr who slept curled in the roots of a tree was its first victim. Silent coils curled round tighter and tighter till the Saytr woke and found he couldn’t breathe or speak, couldn’t move, couldn’t escape. His hands scrabbled vainly at the earth as he was dragged back into the darkness, tears forming in his eyes as he screamed and screamed in absolute silence. When they awoke the morning after they found their companion gone, and none had seen him go. Though they searched, he was not to be found. The next night another was taken, then a third the night after, and the band of travelers began to be afraid. Still Ardri said nothing, knowing he could not prevent the beginnings of this twisted game, he could only wait for his turn to play.

[thegirlyouwillanswerto]

My dad has been working from home with the pandemic going on. I showed him that he can use his Spotify while he works so he can be plugged in and it will help him focus. The funny part is now he talks aloud to himself way more than before. I was walking past him and I heard him say in his most confident voice, "Oh yeah, this one's a bitch", and now I am dying of laughter😂😂

[sethkiel]

“Look, I didn’t want to be a halfblood.”

-The Lightning thief

Happy Birthday PERCY JACKSON!! Our Seaweed Brain. Son of Poseidon. Former Praetor of the Twelfth Legion. Counselor of Cabin three. Child of the Prophecy. Hero of Olympus.

Thank you for the journey Percy! We love you.

[thegirlyouwillanswerto]

Fun fact! Percy and I have the same birthday! You have no idea how thrilled I was when I learned this while reading the books.

[hoekage-deactivated20141204]

somebody needs to fucking kiss me

[whitepeopletwitter]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

honestly do yourself a favor and don’t buy apple products. their warranties are a scam, their accessories are shoddy, their repair prices are predatory for the sole purpose of forcing you to buy thousand dollar replacements. the literal only advantage they had was software, and with so many shiny usable windows 10 & android products on the market, that edge is gone.

i used exclusively apple products for 20 years. it took a lot of convincing for me to consider switching: windows had some serious catching up to do. But they did catch up, remarkably so, and apple has been lagging for years. windows 10 laptops are accessible & just as fun & easy to use, there are so many brands, and they come with actual warranties. buy electronics that are designed to be repaired not replaced.  

apple is predatory and proprietary and needs to get soundly fucked

[thegirlyouwillanswerto]

I have to repost this because I have been telling my friends this for years and none of them believe me.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the west should bring back romantic friendships. lay that shit on me

[just-shower-thoughts]

Humanity’s most impressive survival instinct is the instinct to pull your feet under your blanket to protect yourself from monsters. No one taught you. You never saw others do it. You just knew. We all just knew.

[thegirlyouwillanswerto]

Me: Relax I checked the bed for spiders. There's nothing there!

Me to me: Check it again

[animalyears]

no offense but I heard the evil scientist say he likes studying me better than you

[boimgfrog]

Then why’s he up all night diluting my saliva? Check and mate.

[animalyears]

well IM getting moved to a separate chamber tonight so he can keep an eye on me. What about that?

[boimgfrog]

Please, he hasn’t even probed your mind yet. Besides, yesterday he told me that my blood diagnostics were, “abnormal” and “potentially hazardous”. How could you possibly compete with that?

[animalyears]

*telekinesis throws a soda can at your head* 

[boimgfrog]

How dare you!!! Evil Scientist!!! Evil Scientist they’re resorting to violence!!! I do not feel very enriched right now!!! I need a bandage and an IV of juice!!!

[animalyears]

this is exactly the behavior i’m talking about. You still need juice rewards and screens. I have evolved past these childish activities, I am a model experiment

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

*sounds of an evil scientist hurriedly scribbling down notes*

[the-fae-folk]

Wandering in a Daze

Wandering in a daze. The nights and days blur together quickly. A never ending haze of lights and discordant sounds as he stumbled through the streets. His hands ached from the burns of having reached out to catch himself on something and keeping from falling to the ground, only to scream as his flesh was burned by the iron and steel that was so plentiful in this world. The putrid sour air was making his head swim with its fumes and he wondered how these humans could stand it. Perhaps they were used to it? He didn’t know, and he didn’t really care. Once he had tried to go into a place with smells of cooking food, but he was turned away at the door for not wearing a a shirt. He wasn’t sure what a shirt had to do with eating, but he obediently turned back. He moved onward, scrounging what food he could from overflowing garbage bins while taking care not to touch them metal of the bin. Somewhere a kindly woman had offered him a water bottle from a pack she had in her strange metal carriage, but when he drank it tasted thick and strange, like the strange bottle it came in. Faerie could be frightening and cruel, often dangerous, but it seemed that every world could be that way if you didn’t belong to it.