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throwing in the translation for anyone who doesnt know it yet This shows up a few times during the pilot :) -Tophat
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the scripture of the black hand - gaslight district
throwing in the translation for anyone who doesnt know it yet This shows up a few times during the pilot :) -Tophat
This post is dedicated to the Glitch girlfreak protagonists
I’m reading Nat Cassidy’s “Mary” right now and this book is SO good but I cannot get over the fact that she was born on 4/20/69. Mary Juana
watched the boy and I'm absolutely baffled as to how this woman saw this tall, masked, cardigan wearing british man kill her abusive bf, say stuff like "ill be good" and bend to her will, but STILL kill him instead of going freaky mode and breaking all the headboards tables etc in that beautiful house. 0/10 why did he have like 5 mins of screentime greta is STUPID
okay but greta was so stupid???
like hear me out?
brahms was huge? like grizzly huge? was rich? had a mansion? good wine? lifetime of free groceries and bills? obsessed with her so he would never cheat? english hence the sexy accent? would have sliced anyone who looked at her wrong (or simply looked at her and i am not complaining)? obedient? adored her? would have cooked for her if she asked?
i am sorry guys
he was a catch in my demure little books
My tumblr sexy man wall
Rhys: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Azriel is? Because Azriel is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachausetts, U S A. And that last A just stands for more ass.
People who are like me and don’t know what the new words like glup shittos, here you go:
Glup shittos: a fake name used online to refer to returning characters from the Star Wars extended universe in newer mainstream Star Wars media, which are known and praised by hardcore fans but unknown to the more general audience.
Blorbo: (from my show) is a slang term for a person's favorite fictional character and is used similarly to terms such as Glup Shitto and Scrimblo Bimblo. Though initially intended as a mocking way to describe Tumblr fandoms, it began seeing more use among fandoms as it became popularized in early 2022.
Blorko: On Dec 18 2021 Twitter user @mrbasil_pesto tweet “My favorite bit of Marvel films is when you sit through nine minutes of credits to watch a five second clip of some guy stepping through a doorway and saying “It’s me, Blorko.”
Scrimblo Bimblo: fictional video game character used in a viral tweet to exaggeratedly describe how angry some Super Smash Bros. Ultimate players get when their favorite characters from nostalgic games aren't added to the game, particularly when JRPG characters are added in favor of them. The name is also used broadly to refer to frequently requested Smash characters, and as a sort of insult towards people who demand them.
Scrunkly: (Awww The Scrunkly, continued 🥰🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 Double Tap Now if You'd Scrunkly the When😆) is a nonsense phrase and copypasta featured in a series of image macros, often attached to random images and images of animals that have an indefinable "scrunkly" quality to them. The first example of the meme features a low-res image of a fox and was posted to Instagram in May 2021.
Eeby Deeby refers to an impersonation of robot speak and has since been used in a series of edited comics whose speech bubbles have been edited to have one character say "Your dick cold" and the other say "Eeby Deeby." Often, the two characters will be situated such that it can look like they're having sex. The trend started with an edit of a still from a Buck Rogers comic strip of the robot character Twiki before it was adapted to fit multiple images online.
Eeby Deeby elevator meme on Feb. 1, from Tumblr user @theweirdwideweb, uploaded an image of an elevator with the caption, "Where the f*ck is this thing taking me?" The elevator floor on the screen isn't a number; instead it reads, “eeby deeby,” original the elevator had a UwU face
Eeby Deeby elevator 2.0 another way to say your going to hell, using in a joking manner
Horse Plinko refers to a viral animated GIF of a horse falling through a Plinko board as it bounces off pegs. Originating from a demonstration video for a computer science paper,
Throckmorton, also known as John Thomas sign, refers to when the penis points in the direction of unilateral disease, typically of the pelvis or hip. Throckmorton sign is a slang term used humorously by medical students
Cousin Throckmorton, aka Throcky, refers to a fictional character who appeared in a physics textbook word problem. In the problem, "Cousin Throckmorton" is a skateboarder, and the student is tasked with discovering the speed at which he descends a ramp and the force acting on him at the bottom of his descent. Once a Twitter user posted a screenshot of the question, it spread on social media, with people making jokes about Cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder.
Edit: guys please stop asking for me to add stuff this post is very long, I will make a part 2 if I have too though….
I’m playing The Longing and I found pretty much fuckall in terms of maps that weren’t infuriating to read. So I screencapped the zoomed out map of the area and started annotating it for my own map. I haven’t finished the game yet, but I think it’s already a bit more navigable than some of the other maps I’ve seen. Full view or open image in new tab to actually be able to read a ding darn thing. Yes everything is in paint. No I shan’t apologize.
EDIT - NEW and improved “complete” map!
There are some “hints” in there, but I left them un-annotated so that it (hopefully) won’t spoil things for folks.
The longing game
But today’s Sunday.
Current list of holidays:
Monday:
lets get it on cunts monday
me gongaga monday
el muchacho monday
maneater monday
eel eonday
manwhore monday
marx beam monday
monday night taco night
moray eel monday
primal bog monday
david bowie reminds you what day it is
mad dog monday
Tuesday:
chikorita chuesday
touch grass tuesday
big challenges tuesday
leave the bog tuesday
no problem tuesday
me gustas tu tuesday
funky fellow tuesday
tuck him in tuesday
two beds tuesday
cum and die tuesday
sweet fat of the hog tuesday
torterra tuesday
twelve bricks tuesday
karateka tuesday
trolley tuesday
the machinery of capitalism rolls onward
hedgehog stewsday
this thing tuesday
Wednesday:
one bad gloop wednesday
gator wednesday
bigweld wednesday
wizard wednesday
gay wizard wednesday
wet beast wednesday
werewolf wednesday
werewolf transgenderism wednesday
wet fish wednesday
el woowoo wednesday
autism win wednesday
waddle wednesay
happy wednesday :-)
wednesday night mood
hole wednesday
Sparkle on! It‘s wednesday! Don‘t forget to be yourself!
wobbegong wednesday
well pay the man wednesday
Thursday:
out of touch thursday
three rat thursday
fire gator thursday
thirsty thursday
blargle blursday
throw yourself in the river thursday
ska cha cha thursday
duck thursday
feliz jueves
we put the they in them thursday
hole thursday
Friday:
flatworm friday
flat fuck friday
fat fuck friday
trans gender its friday
penis friday
fat cock friday
big dumb idiot baby apple fight friday
it‘s-friday.avi
electric feel friday
chicago quiznos coyote friday
have a hog wild weekend
mudskipper motherfuckerday
drifloon friday
get down on it friday
Friday!
feral crab friday
funny fish friday
talking heads kermit friday
friday night
Saturday:
sea slug saturday
saturday shorts
sfw sasuke saturday
stonehenge saturday
snail snack saturday
saturday night wild hunt
bacon pancakes state of mind saturday
steely dan saturday
lily sever the skyline saturday
squeaking saturday
Sunday:
sea slug sunday
fingers in his ass sunday
safe for work sunday
shifty shrimp sunday
shawty like a melody sunday
energy sword sunday
binky fish sunday
radical saturday
tomato sunday
suck her dick sunday
stupid fucking slut sunday
Stroganoff Sunday
Special Holidays:
neil banging out the tunes day / Homestuck day
none pizza with left beef anniversary
november 5th
october 3rd
ides of march
josh fight
hershey manhunt
dashcon anniversary
thursday the 20th
nobody on tumblr has dated or had sex or kissed anyone or done drugs or drank alcohol we strip ourselves from these earthly pleasures and enter the monastic order of the tumblr blogger
Ok I love this???
"baptise me in hot dog water"
Hot dog water - there's a Tumblr post out there I've seen saying hot dog water is the opposite of holy water, due to the fact that a single drop of it will contaminate what it touches. I assume this was partly inspired by this allusion but who knows for sure.
Also the the idea of holy water as inhuman and cleaning vs hot dog water as the remains of feeding someone - often a child - and entirely human. It may be dirty and I do not want it on me but God hot dog water has some memories. You will not wash away my sins. They're mine. Also, anyone can make hot dog water but holy water is refined, restricted (yes anyone can make it in an emergency but lay people are restricted from it)
"you and I both know"
Unlike baptism for babies, this one is done between two people who are both aware of what is happening. The one receiving the baptism gives the orders about what they want to happen. The giver and receiver are portrayed as equals. They are equally aware of their humanity.
"the holy stuff won't take"
Ooof heartbreaking, amazing line. Raises so many questions. What does it mean when the water "takes"? What has the receiver done that makes them unfit for holy water? Or, what has the holy water done that makes it to weak to help, to be a part of your life?
The poem as a whole - I love the lack of capitalization. It adds a sort of intimacy to the poem, and the statement from the speaker. The high words "baptise" and "holy" being offset by "take" and "hot dog". Also "hot dog water" vs "holy stuff." The cadence! I would lick it.
I love the serious analysis, and I think I find it persuasive.
This also sheds a lot of light on some plot points in Scooby Doo! Mystery Incorporated.
Not to turn this into another house full of chintz, but I'mma fuck this poem on the floor.
Meter
There are two readings of the poem's meter that I immediately identify, the first is how I'd want to read it, and the second is how a normal person would probably read it, but both make the same point.
In my interpretation (left), the first line is four wholely irregular feet: an iamb into a dibrach into two trochees; The second line is two trouches into a hanging stressed syllable; And the third line is three iambs.
In the more normal interpretation(right), the first line and second line are six trochees all together plus that hanging syllable in 'knowing' which transitions the poem to iambic trimeter.
And look at the interesting result of that laid bare:
In English poetry there's a tradition, all other things being equal, that iambs are considered the sophisticated foot with trochees often being contrasted as the vulgar or common foot.
The vulgar in specificity "hot dog water" is put in trochee, while the respectably vague "the holy stuff" is afforded iambs. Without the poet having thought of the stress things the pattern actively, this incapulation of the English poetic tradition is astounding. Especially when you consider the
Chiasmus
Chiasmus is a figure of rhetorical construction, in which two pairs of ideas are laid across each other, A B B A. It's one of the more popular figures of rhetoric and if you're looking for it you'll see it everywhere.
In the most literal sense, it's about repetition; but, you can apply it more liberally to ideas, thoughts, or in this case, parts of speech:
The nouns and verb pairs in the first and third lines crossover each other. They are in chiasmus. Structurally, the inversion makes the poem feel more solid, while still furthering emphasizing the contrast between the idea of hot dog water and the holy stuff.
Opening with a command and closing with a result.
#exquisite taste here with the maruman mnemosyne. may I ask about the ass in the corner however @mamoru
in my defense. that's for another post that's in my queue. however. i live alone. and i saw Only your tags first without the photo
so you can imagine my surprise. and my potential terror. when you were talking about an ass in the corner
every artist who has ever attempted to satirize masculinity i am so sorry
you could name a movie Portrait of a delusional abuser ruining his own life in pursuit of a fictional standard of manhood and 89% of its fanbase would still be like "Fuck yeah man it was so cool when Shit Cumdick gave that badass speech about how pushing everyone away and never letting yourself feel emotions is actually a good idea for your life. fuckin dope flick"
Honestly, I think YA book cover art design has really peaked with Hell Followed With Us because just look at it,
This just kicks all sorts of ass. Like, the post apocalyptic setting, the muted tones, the warped Christian imagery, the complete mix of terrifying, gross, and beautiful all rolled into one. I'm in love.
The artist is @evangelinegallagher and their work is consistently stunning.
(Series is Ghost in the NYC by ASharksReadingGlasses on AO3)
OP STOP CALLING ME OUT TvT