Keep your mouth shut long legs

•You can call me Bee🐝•She|Her•NZ•I tag my stuff as #goldsworth spree•

[higuchiyuko]

ボリス

[mayaninternet]

The cat is the most normal thing in this picture

[lassoway]

the man, the myth, the legend who made the iconic “is there anything better than pussy? yes, a really good book” vine is going to be nominated for best director and best screenplay this year

[lassoway]

future oscar winner bo burnham everybody

[praydeathh]

Seeing bo burnham described simply as “that guy that made that one vine” is so incredibly baffling to me

[leonkennedy]

*blinks slowly like a cat so you know I like you*

[hahawhore]

[vampirefaun]

POUR JUICE ON YOUR BABY. J UUSTT PP OURR J UCIICCE ALL OVOEOR RYOUR YOUN GG  CHILDD, J US T DO I T YO U PIE CE OF

[habitualshaker]

[hellsite-yano]

I love it when memes reach this stage.

[demilypyro]

jimmy neutron characters in fairy odd parents universe: properly stylized, original designs, fit into the world naturally

fairly odd parents characters in jimmy neutron universe:

[crypticcanine]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[thevibraniumvoid]

The Grandmaster from Thor: Ragnarok and King Julien from Madagascar have the same energy.

[kisakisaxo]

Y’all this is happening in the year 2019. WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE.

Saw this posted and naturally had to search the group and-

My god-

It gets funnier the deeper you go-

NO FEDS

Obviously I do not condone anyone to actually try this but by golly the memers have really done it. The greatest meme of our time. 

[barrykoeghan]

if I can’t make oscar wilde proud, then what’s this all been for

[thothoes]

clearing out my camera roll 5/?

[xxziggystardust]

[faggottt]

wHAT

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

Does necromancy only work on animals? What do you do if you accidentally necromancy a fence and then it starts growing branches?

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU NECROMANCY A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO AND IT TURNS INTO AN ENTIRE PILE OF LIMES?

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

What if I accidentally necromancy a vaccine and then someone gets an armful of very live pathogen?

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

WHAT’S THE LIMIT ON DEADNESS? HOW RECENTLY DOES SOMETHING HAVE TO BE DEAD? COULD I NECROMANCY A DINOSAUR FOSSIL? WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED THE GROUND AND THEN DINOSAURS STARTED APPEARING?

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED A LIMESTONE WALL AND IT JUST TURNED INTO A PILE OF MOLLUSCS? WHAT IF I MOLLUSCED A BUILDING? A MOUNTAIN?

[thinster13]

Hey OP are you okay

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

no

[insanity-keeps-things-fun]

OP is a necromancer having an existential crisis of the unforseen consequences of their powers

[stuckatmyhouse12]

Idk why but i find it funny that the lake im staying by is called Lake Gender

[mo-ondial]

how dare you make the funniest joke ever and hide it in the tags

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

[1dietcokeinacan]

This is wat ur mcm sounds like..

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

hey everyone i just want to say that the grey texts in the screencap are from my girlfriend and she is like, a legit astrophysicist, and i wasnt getting like mansplained to or anything! i just like to tease her by saying off the wall stupid stuff, we both think its really funny

this screencap below that got a lot of notes is also from a conversation with me and her

[734fungus-blog]

[sinkies]

photosynthesis