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Did you know there's a gap in my baseboards? I sure didn't!

Fortunately she's easy to lure out, because hers is the greed described in the bible. She knows her name but the problem is that verbal recall is never, ever going to be as valuable as a warm, humid hole (because ofc the dishwasher was going when this happened), so I had to lure her gluttonous ass out with a reptilink.

Anyways, I'm stopping at the dollar store for a pool noodle after work because this hole needs filling and I would prefer to be the one to fill it- not the damn lizard.

kaijutegu

THWARTED! I have THWARTED her nefarious plan of going back in the hole!!

shamebats

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

local-lesbian-tree-demon

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

buggachat

barbed wire babe

+ bonus:

buggachat

no, she doesn't

bonus:

everythings-a-feather

I got hit by the most intense mental image upon seeing this post

Ok bye

introverted-ghost

“We need more complex female characters!” Y’all can’t even handle marinette dupain-cheng

rainyd4yzz

God the people fighting in the comments 😭 respectfully can y'all stfu.

anna-scribbles

probably just beginner’s luck

wolfsummoner

Can't wait for post identity reveal they go "oh that's what happened"

Coming Soon in 2100!

anna-scribbles

perfect episode

sophy-lu

Marinette, you're a traumatized teenage superhero who was convinced to lie to everyone. YOU NEED TO GO TO THERAPY TOO, GIRL.

mawofthemagnetar

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.