Malik Siddiqui

M. Siddiqui. Economist, poet, part time baseball coach. Roleplay blog, not affiliated with Riz Ahmed or his representatives.

[alotof-lance]

thegrampy-cat‌:

Finally got all of the godforsaken cat hair out of this kitchen.

well looks great man, cat hair is the absolute worst

[thegrampy-cat]

cats have no place in a kitchen, let alone in a crockpot,

[thegrampy-cat]

Finally got all of the godforsaken cat hair out of this kitchen.

[thegrampy-cat]

bitchstolemygnomes:

Originally posted by yay4hamlet

You love meeeee

No. I love organization and not having cat fur in my food.

[angelicgavriel]

@thegrampy-cat Look familiar?

[thegrampy-cat]

You made a huge mess of my kitchen and put satan in my crockpot?

[thegrampy-cat]

How do you feel about becoming a sugar daddy ?

Get. A. Job.

[thegrampy-cat]

write-right-tati:

Originally posted by deadlywarnings

Your more than a blender. Your the crockpot i never knew i needed or was missing out on having

And we both know that I’m the only person who is genuinely flattered to be compared to a very practical and under rated kitchen appliance.

[thegrampy-cat]

How do you feel about becoming a sugar daddy ?

Get. A. Job.

[write-right-tati]

I just got my nails done. Homicide will not be on the table

[thegrampy-cat]

I’ll go with sticking around. 

[write-right-tati]

Good decision. Since im keeping you, can i activate the cuddle features when we have time? I want to pick your brain.

[thegrampy-cat]

You're seriously starting to make me sound like a blender or something. Come on over.

[thegrampy-cat]

How do you feel about becoming a sugar daddy ?

Get. A. Job.

[write-right-tati]

I just got my nails done. Homicide will not be on the table

[thegrampy-cat]

I’ll go with sticking around. 

[thegrampy-cat]

How do you feel about becoming a sugar daddy ?

Get. A. Job.

[thegrampy-cat]

write-right-tati:

Originally posted by the-apple-is-the-fruit

Im glad your neither of those things or i have to return you and ask for a refund or store credit

Yeah, I have retained exactly zero resale value, so good luck with that.

[write-right-tati]

Mmm possibly. It does go against my contract with our publisher.

[thegrampy-cat]

I’m hoping you mean homicide and not the return to sender thing.

[thegrampy-cat]

How do you feel about becoming a sugar daddy ?

Get. A. Job.

[thegrampy-cat]

write-right-tati:

Originally posted by the-apple-is-the-fruit

Im glad your neither of those things or i have to return you and ask for a refund or store credit

Yeah, I have retained exactly zero resale value, so good luck with that.

[thegrampy-cat]

How do you feel about becoming a sugar daddy ?

Get. A. Job.

[write-right-tati]

I believe that is their job mali. Making old men feel young.

[thegrampy-cat]

Yeah, that's the theory. I'm neither old nor lonely so I'll pass.

[thegrampy-cat]

How do you feel about becoming a sugar daddy ?

Get. A. Job.

[thegrampy-cat]

Bonfires are not so bad once you get your girlfriend to stop wearing a spider on her face… @write-right-tati

[write-right-tati]

Yeah yeah Mali. I let the beautiful little thing go. Anyways how many of them do you think you will be carrying back to their cabin?

[thegrampy-cat]

Ideally? None. But I can name about five who look like they’ll be needing someone’s assistance.

[thegrampy-cat]

Bonfires are not so bad once you get your girlfriend to stop wearing a spider on her face... @write-right-tati

[thegrampy-cat]

@write-right-tati

Eh, just not a fan of spiders, full stop. But you do you.

[write-right-tati]

I made a new friend. Mali not a fan but i think im going to name her charlotte

[thegrampy-cat]

I met enough poisonous creatures in my life without voluntarily bringing them home, thanks.

[thegrampy-cat]

@write-right-tati brought mugs and a blanket

[write-right-tati]

Always prepared Mali. Im just gathering few snacks, cocoa powder and the hot water. Be there soon

[thegrampy-cat]

Pretty sure that's my number one selling quality: Always prepared. I'm the guy with the crockpot.

[thegrampy-cat]

@write-right-tati brought mugs and a blanket