VOX

This just in: Vox, head of the Vee's, popular TV personality, and winner of Sexiest Overlord five years in a row- has started a Tumblr page! It's about damn time! I'm sure your all DYING to ask me those hard hitting questions- so, for a limited time only, I will be answering them. Personally! So, ask away! After all, why wouldn't you?

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME!

Top of the hour!

I officially have an ask page! I'm sure you're all typing away on those hellphones, DYING to ask me all of those juice questions- but I'm going asking you all to calm down! And appreciate what I'm actually doing for the sinners of Pride and the entirety of Hell!

Taking my precious time to actually respond to you? Incredible!

Giving you all attention? Lucky you!

So, go on, you filthy heathens! Ask away!

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

Are you on a bowling date with Alastor?

Good lord, it's not a date. It's a showing of Alastor's loses!

@ask-radio-deerman

[entityshumanity]

Hmmmmm. Is it really?🤨

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

Of course it is! 100%! What would make you think otherwise?

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

Are you on a bowling date with Alastor?

Good lord, it's not a date. It's a showing of Alastor's loses!

@ask-radio-deerman

[cakerybakery]

Sounds pretty gay

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

It's not gay- it's competition!

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

Are you on a bowling date with Alastor?

Good lord, it's not a date. It's a showing of Alastor's loses!

@ask-radio-deerman

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

Any babies yet??

Shark babies take a long time! But I can confirm that two of my girls are expecting!

[cakerybakery]

💖〰️💖 how many babies might they have?

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

Well, if we're lucky... 4! If unlucky, 0.

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

Any babies yet??

Shark babies take a long time! But I can confirm that two of my girls are expecting!

[ask-radio-deerman]

Would you say yes to Vox if h asked you out?

I.... Yes I would. What is wrong with me today, curse that popcorn!!

[cakerybakery]

You have said yes on many occasion when asked out by Vox.

All in how you word it

[ask-radio-deerman]

This implication feels different

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

Ha! I'm not surprised~.

[ask-radio-deerman]

Oh whatever

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

[ >:( ]

[ask-radio-deerman]

Oh that's unfortunate. I guess you can use those emoji things

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

¯\_[•_•]_/¯

[ask-radio-deerman]

Is that supposed to be you? That's pretty good.

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

ദ്ദി[ ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ ]

[ask-radio-deerman]

Are you crying?

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

( •̯́ ^ •̯̀)

[ask-radio-deerman]

What's with that face? You're fine.

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

(｡•́︿•̀｡)

[ask-radio-deerman]

I can't believe I actually miss you talking.

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

૮꒰˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶꒱ა

[ask-radio-deerman]

Would you say yes to Vox if h asked you out?

I.... Yes I would. What is wrong with me today, curse that popcorn!!

[cakerybakery]

You have said yes on many occasion when asked out by Vox.

All in how you word it

[ask-radio-deerman]

This implication feels different

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

Ha! I'm not surprised~.

[ask-radio-deerman]

Oh whatever

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

[ >:( ]

[ask-radio-deerman]

Oh that's unfortunate. I guess you can use those emoji things

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

¯\_[•_•]_/¯

[ask-radio-deerman]

Is that supposed to be you? That's pretty good.

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

ദ്ദി[ ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ ]

[ask-radio-deerman]

Are you crying?

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

( •̯́ ^ •̯̀)

[ask-radio-deerman]

What's with that face? You're fine.

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

(｡•́︿•̀｡)

[ask-radio-deerman]

Would you say yes to Vox if h asked you out?

I.... Yes I would. What is wrong with me today, curse that popcorn!!

[cakerybakery]

You have said yes on many occasion when asked out by Vox.

All in how you word it

[ask-radio-deerman]

This implication feels different

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

Ha! I'm not surprised~.

[ask-radio-deerman]

Oh whatever

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

[ >:( ]

[ask-radio-deerman]

Oh that's unfortunate. I guess you can use those emoji things

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

¯\_[•_•]_/¯

[ask-radio-deerman]

Is that supposed to be you? That's pretty good.

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

ദ്ദി[ ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ ]

[ask-radio-deerman]

Are you crying?

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

( •̯́ ^ •̯̀)

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

You're muted on the same day that Alastor is forced to tell the truth, such torture for you two. I am very proud of myself

[っ- ‸ - ς]

[ask-radio-deerman]

Would you say yes to Vox if h asked you out?

I.... Yes I would. What is wrong with me today, curse that popcorn!!

[cakerybakery]

You have said yes on many occasion when asked out by Vox.

All in how you word it

[ask-radio-deerman]

This implication feels different

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

Ha! I'm not surprised~.

[ask-radio-deerman]

Oh whatever

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

[ >:( ]

[ask-radio-deerman]

Oh that's unfortunate. I guess you can use those emoji things

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

¯\_[•_•]_/¯

[ask-radio-deerman]

Is that supposed to be you? That's pretty good.

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

ദ്ദി[ ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ ]

[ask-radio-deerman]

Would you say yes to Vox if h asked you out?

I.... Yes I would. What is wrong with me today, curse that popcorn!!

[cakerybakery]

You have said yes on many occasion when asked out by Vox.

All in how you word it

[ask-radio-deerman]

This implication feels different

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

Ha! I'm not surprised~.

[ask-radio-deerman]

Oh whatever

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

[ >:( ]

[ask-radio-deerman]

Oh that's unfortunate. I guess you can use those emoji things

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

¯\_[•_•]_/¯

[ask-radio-deerman]

Would you say yes to Vox if h asked you out?

I.... Yes I would. What is wrong with me today, curse that popcorn!!

[cakerybakery]

You have said yes on many occasion when asked out by Vox.

All in how you word it

[ask-radio-deerman]

This implication feels different

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

Ha! I'm not surprised~.

[ask-radio-deerman]

Oh whatever

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

[ >:( ]

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

I'm not going to bother even trying to trick you.

You're muted for 24 hours

...

[ask-radio-deerman]

Would you say yes to Vox if h asked you out?

I.... Yes I would. What is wrong with me today, curse that popcorn!!

[cakerybakery]

You have said yes on many occasion when asked out by Vox.

All in how you word it

[ask-radio-deerman]

This implication feels different

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

Ha! I'm not surprised~.

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

So, if you and Al get together for real........ Are you top or bottom?

I... decline to answer. Val is exclusively a bottom, unless it's fucking Angel Dust.

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

Did you have plans for tomorrow? There's a special at the bowling alley tomorrow. If you're interested.

- Al

Bowling? That doesn't sound like you, Al. But hey, if you want to knock some pins down and LOSE we can go!

[cakerybakery]

Oh? That's interesting

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

Isn't it? I'm the king of bowling, so this isn't going to go well for him.

[ask-radio-deerman]

This post did not age well, seeing as I beat you.

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

You're not beating me! You slipped on the isle, remember?!

[ask-radio-deerman]

Hmm, but that little slip landed me a strike winning the game!

[cakerybakery]

Did you cross the line?

[ask-radio-deerman]

What line?

[cakerybakery]

At the start of the lane. When you slipped did you cross the line at the start of the lane?

[ask-radio-deerman]

I don't know, I was trying not to fall down. Why does that matter?

[cakerybakery]

@thegreatandpowerfulvox did Al cross the line at the start of the lane?

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

Uh... y-yeah! He crossed it alright!

[cakerybakery]

@ask-radio-deerman then all the points from that roll were void.

Since you guys didn't play the game properly, I'd say you both lost. Guess you'll have to go out again and give it another try

[ask-radio-deerman]

What!? Come now, he's obviously lying.

....... But a rematch is definitely in order. @thegreatandpowerfulvox

[cakerybakery]

It's his word against yours since any cameras at the bowling alley wouldn't have been able to see what you were doing. Just going to have to make another date day of it :)

Maybe even a best out of three to really prove it, so no one can say they had a bad day

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

Hey, you can trust ME with any and all of your score keeping reliance issues! VoxTech has got you covered!

[cakerybakery]

So then the points board was right to give him the points, and he didn't cross the line?

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

He crossed the line!

[cakerybakery]

Then the points board should haven't counted them and if the points board if wrong who's to say who would have won, you'll just have to go out with Alastor again.

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

Everything here is wrong because I obviously won.

[cakerybakery]

Nah. You lost

[thegreatandpowerfulvox]

What?! I did not! I won!